Reposted by @laffydafatty.bsky.social
some people call me a pizzablob. they say i can't stop shoveling down pizzas, polishing off piles of grease-soaked boxes and belching for more even with a blubbergut enormous and flabby enough to strain the walls. i say... mmph... pizza... MORE... PIZZUH...
(🎨: @aspiffygoat.bsky.social; alts below)