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LA Felleman

@lafelleman.bsky.social
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Poet @ lafelleman.blogspot.com Author of & They Lived | The Length of a Clenched Fist <she/her>

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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Enjoyment of Other People's Pain what a fun party watch hurt inflicted bet on breaking points how much suffering can [us] tolerate
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Poem "Approval Rating

Great Leader craves Dow favor.
Solely.   Only.   Truly.   Always.
World Leaders’?  Don’t be ludicrous.
Media Darlings’?  Zero chance.
[us] Voters’?  Not in this lifetime.
Politicians’?  That would be no.
Campaign Donors’?  Nope to nuh-uh.
Public Pollsters’?  Not even close.
Great Leader hungers Dow admiration.
Salvation.     Obsession.     Exclamation.
Dow’s slump is Great Leader’s denigration.
Dow’s surge is Great Leader’s exculpation.
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
[us] have [us] reasons [us] attack because they have pink bedazzled unicorns magic purple jumping beans glittering rainbow fairies
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
arctic winds howl to hunt hearts that resist numbing
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Metanoia broken ice freezes streets dangerous unto death one slip [us] taken down harden ground does not give [us] brace for coming blast cold so harsh it hollows Spring thaw is far away if frozen will not give
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
[us] New & Improved Super Great Doctrine [us] have seized your problems ordered all how [us] like your bill from [us] is sleight a pinch of gold a nip of oil a swipe of coal a nick of ore [us] see you speechless with gratitude no need to waste tu energía [us] more than happy to help [us] selves
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ruth Pyrtle Elementary School, Lincoln, Nebraska, 1974 babels of Break-in swirl lunchroom / gym tangling in basketball nets cranked to ceiling sticky to tables pulled from walls teaching us to question
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Carrying Out [us] Orders After blowing up the cartel boat [us] drone pilot drove Ford F-150 home to wife’s steak & potatoes / tossed baseball with the boys / walked labrador / waved at neighbors / sized up length of lawn / decided to mow this weekend if it doesn’t rain
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Of Super Importance Great Leader has marvelous merengue [us] to be his paso doble watch [us] swish [us] salsa hips see [us] mambo shoulder rolls slide against [us] in samba sweat [us] through heated rumba dip [us] in torrid tango break [us] into bolero lambada ‘til [us] thoroughly wrecked
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
America. Love It Or Leave It 2.0

Homeland Security
Field Agent Bravo Oscar Oscar
Surveillance Notes
18 October 2025
Profile of paid protestors who hate this country

Provocateur #One: Pink Octopus, her arms around her comrades Rainbow Unicorn, Hello Kitty, Portland Frog.  One of multiple frog sightings around the world.  Definite indicator of global network.  Recommendation– round up and detain frogs for questioning

Suspects Two through Six: Dressed in black flak jackets.  LICE in white letters stenciled across back.  Wearing plastic lice masks and claws.  The honest don’t hide their identity.  Recommendation– 24-7 monitoring of activities and known associates

Radicals Seven through Eleven: Conga line of Blue Sharks high finning children.  Probable groomers.  Recommendation– issue restraining order establishing five-mile protection perimeter around day care centers and grade schools

Agitators Twelve through Twenty: Parade of yellow rubber duckies hopping from one foot to other over and over tapping out a secret code I have yet to break.  Recommendation– highest priority.  put our best on it.  we must understand this message
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Workers Sought

Great Leader cuts [us] to front of job line
He’s putting ice on [us] competition
[us] choose between hundreds of hirings
Mondays [us] could clean at Hyatt, Hilton, Disney
Tuesdays [us] could snip shiraz, chardonnay
Wednesdays [us] do dishes at Carlos O’Kelleys
Thursdays [us] could pick Granny Smith, Pink Lady
Fridays [us] could package steaks, chops, fillets
Saturdays [us] sling shingles; Sundays [us] spray paint
Thanks to Great Leader, [us] will be wanted
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Eternal Resistance Breathe deep Release / Relax / Rest Tap into evergreen Husband asleep alongside Let tenderness flow To Self To Partner To Barky dog next door To First-floor bros high-fiving
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Streets So Clean [us] Squeak Could barbershop quartet in them Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats Harmonize sentimental grins Streets sanitized until shine glares [us] draw curtains tighter block out the blinding bouncing off emptied surfaces no obstacles remain to diffuse its blow
national guard picking up trash
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
poem slightly pumpkin shaped.  "Midnight The Clock Strikes--
us aspire to empire collapse like overripe pumpkin decaying on top  step of front stoop into orange mush us godfather made it so with a wand wave"
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hunger Haunts Gaza On Freedom Fourth [us] Grandpa and Grandma baked cookies dotted in melted candies some reds, some whites, some blues [us] Husband smoked butts for pulled porks flavored in his secret sauce some plain for [us] who hate spicy
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Not Me is the god who shows up when I pray
poem in the shape of a spinal column.  Title-- Atemporal.  poem-- Not Me  is a  quiet bedroom
 Comforter   that fits its name
    Sheets made  for building  cocoons
   Goldilocks  mattress  just right

 At sun’s rise    kitchen radio  will break headline
Agents behind tinted windows
flooding [us] streets screaming overhead    
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They can’t grab up themselves enough

   Still that’s  in a  different room
         at a  distant   hour
          Here    is solely pillowed  support
     Abundant rest for every body
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
To Save The Bleating Baby Deer Wobbling Into The Road Alone On A Dark Night You’re the kind of cis white man who waved down a speeding car. Stopped by your arms stretching up/out. Braked by your determination that nothing would be killed.
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Becoming BFFs [us] will book a week at your chic casino you will place your gold-leaf statue on display [us] will pose and post to your account [us] will buy into your crypto currency you will Fed Ex [us] tickets to tour your house [us] will covet all your gold-plating
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
International Travel At No Cost To You If [us] feed you, [us] books won’t balance Honduras is providing free meals [us] fly you there directly nonstop Your medical bills busted [us] bank El Salvador has many doctors [us] reserve an appointment for you
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Let’s Make Me Richer And More Powerful, Deal? I’m handsome / wealthy / white give me all your money I’m married / fertile / white give me all your land I’m straight / virile / white give me all your options I’m healthy / able / white give me all your contracts
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Terrific Tariffs you’re talking smack about me I punish you with tariff give me side eye? I see your tariff and raise it scoff behind my back? I bump up your tariff mock my hairdo? I sue you in tariff print lies about me? I double down your tariff scorn my smarts? I smother you in tariff
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Sold Down The River foamy blobs cover water “Beaver Vomit” the kayakers call it part decaying leaves part agitated oxygen part farm fertilizers like egg whites beaten stiff then browned to meringue
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Nordic Aspirations Great Leader wants [us] to own more fjords [us] is sorely lacking in fjords but with this acquisition [us] would be fjord rich would become number one owner of fjords By every measure of greatness [us] would be fjord historic
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
He Shall Separate The MENS From The WOMENS here, only GIRLS hands shall rub together twist faucet to OFF rip paper towel from holder
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Alternative Facts If I claim it's godly, I get a free hall pass
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Setting For One At the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Naysayers nag coulldn't, shouldn't, but he would do it Laws of limitations are Other-People problems
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Audi Locus @audilocus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
🌟 It’s live! 🌟 The inaugural issue of Audi Locus: A Journal of Poetry is now available online! 🎉✨ Thank you to everyone who’s supported this journey. We're so excited to share this first issue with all of you.💛 📖✨Read the full issue today here: www.audilocus.com/volume1-issue1
A promotional image for the inaugural issue of Audi Locus: A Journal of Poetry featuring the cover of Volume 1, Issue 1. The cover features a blue and salmon pink color scheme with an illustration of a woman who is depicted as a vessel, filling up with her own tears. The text reads: "Inaugural Issue Out Now! January 29, 2025."
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My monitor is blipless straight across the screen left to right neither deviations nor curves Not Me is two paddles one clear word charging through my nerves Battery briefly 100% quick power drain juiced by the next jolt -------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I am a leaky bike tire slowing losing air Not Me applies a patch pumps to optimum psi gets me a little farther down the road until the next fix ----------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
ethereal www.tiktok.com/@melancholyd... <Ukrainian woman using phone to film herself as she harmonizes with air raid sirens>
tiktok.com
«Серед лиха співати пісні» #ukraine #українськийтікток
TikTok video by melancholydi
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I am a pretzel twist heavily salted baked to break Not Me is a cheese souffle airy, spacious, light made to be savored
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I am socked in SAD on the shortest day of the year Not Me is a one-hour puddle jumper flight above the clouds ----------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I am frantic panic scanning exits despairing to spot the safest way out Not Me is the hug holding me intact ----------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Not Me is a song I've forgotten the words to Occasionally, I'll hum some of the tune ----------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Not Me is a heart transplant my body eventually rejects ----------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Not Me is a vitamin my body mostly wastes ------- Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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LA Felleman @lafelleman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Banner image: Downtown Omaha, Nebraska viewed through dirty windows Profile pic: Me in spotlight performing at an open mic
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Izzy Fox, PhD 🍉 @izzyfox.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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