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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the guy who can't read legislation asks you about the changes to computer code you made and he clearly doesn't understand a fucking thing.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm no expert at wartime morale, but have we tried winning?
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Leslie 🏳️‍🌈 @chaoticfey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Share and sign if you live with in the EU! And share if you live outside of it please 🧡
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jojos Bizarre Adventure Milton Jojo
ALT: Jojos Bizarre Adventure Milton Jojo
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Dev 🏕️🍂🍁🥧☁️ @sarlorsrell.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Screenshot of a post by @Cryptonature with Tumblr comments underneath: I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints. To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it. @naamahdarling I need to sit down and breathe into a bag for a while. @therobotmonster "Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral. It's head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size."
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pigeon bob head 8 times a second so they can see the world as 8fps stop motion.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let's see, achievements... well today someone gave me something to do, and i successfully transported a bottle of sugar free cordial to work.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So i found out today that our spinal cords are not just big bundles of nerves heading to the brain but instead are made of white and grey matter, literally a 3rd brain, a noodle brain.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am once again feeling like the sun is in the wrong place at the wrong time. Clock change must be coming up.
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🕊️✨ Bird ✨🕊️ @poultrymancy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🕊️ Picking up wild Pigeons: A guide Step 1: Ask politely Step 2: ????????? Step 3: pigeon
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Jauntie Jackalope 🪓🐇🦌 @jauntiej.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Something to add: If you're opposed to Twitch's GenAI, please show you're also opposed to other GenAI Twitch tools such as FrostyTools and Tangia by not using them! FrostyTools scrapes the raider's profile and chat then uses GenAI to provide a (probably wrong) shoutout. Tangia steals actors' voices!
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Repost to make it die faster
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 12/08/2026
remember, if you buy this, you are directly funding a genocide against trans people. your dollars turn into weapons that kill some of the most vulnerable people on earth
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Hogwarts Legacy 2 Officially Announced By Warner Bros.
It's official: a sequel to the hit Harry Potter RPG is coming
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The doom scroll is real
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
UGH! putting in earphones and they're cold!
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Personally I would like my talcum powder, which famously becomes airborne dust, to not contain asbestos.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Manager didn't end up scheduling a catch up with me today after a week of saying he will. Upside: i don't have to tell him i liken my experience to Luke Skywalker returning to his homestead finding it bombed out, burning and his family dead.
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Six months of Puddingdraws 💛 What started out as a place to host my old pencil drawings turned into something bigger than I ever thought it would.. Making art every day with yall has helped me restore a core part of my identity that I had let languish on the sidelines for years. Thank you so much.
Pencil drawing of my still as of yet unnamed sheep girl OC, looking all soft and fluffy
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JUNKWORX ✨ COMMS OPEN @junkworx.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is how vtubers are made, right?
Panel one: Vtuber Fleshy carrying a large bowl into a dungeon room where Atlas Anarchy, Hinabobina, Matara Kan, and Eros Valentyne  are holding something we can't see and chanting "Vtuber! Vtuber! Vtuber!"

Panel 2: It is revealed that the thing the girls are holding is Octopimp by each limb. He looks scared as Fleshy puts the bowl underneath him and the girls keep chanting.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hmmm... new word "symboyote"
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not been a good couple days. Wish there was some kind of social safety net for people completely and utterly destroyed by their careers, blacklisted for their resumes and just done.
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Zappshot @zappshot.live · 14/07/2026
so in case you're wondering why this is showing up out of nowhere this is twitch using the same tech as the AI stream summary to monitor your stream for you saying this since most people turned off the AI stream summary you can turn this off too by going to Settings -> Stream in your dashboard
a Twitch pop-up window that says "Just say "Twitch, clip that", By using Auto Clips, clips are automatically made by using your stream audio to clip great moments. You can also just say "Twitch, clip that" during stream."
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh God... it's the state of origin!
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sauerkraut vs kimchi, fermented cabbage battle!
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just saw budget cyberpunk guy, wearing an Adidas tracksuit jacket with a glowstick pacman sewn onto his back and a selection of pins and patches down his front.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sometimes you go to the toilet and it's fine. Sometimes you go to the toilet and it's like Denethor, son of Ecthelion, steward of Gonder eating cherry tomatoes.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have read that left handed people have their brain asymmetry both flipped and weakened. Haven't read in detail enough to confirm but... interesting.
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So, I have read that taking prog before bed may increase sleep quality so imma try that instead of taking it in the morning.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I was given a permanent ban on reddit by it's thinking rock entropy accelerator AI for saying that forced birth is like forced live organ harvesting. Appealed and have my account back. Fuck you, basement-dwelling reddit mods and teenager-creeping reddit admins. I'm happy to gatekeep misanthropy.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fuck you dorso-lateral prefrontal cortex, you are implicated in every single one of my failings, my inability to sleep, my inability to curb my diet, my inability to be a successful and functional psychopath, and more.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
New idea, just like you can get brokers for buying and selling stocks, we need brokers for employees and employers so that I can find another job anywhere else.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am soooo gonna pick up some street furniture on the way home to cut up into raw material to fix a problem with what is likely to be my forever home
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I set my voice recorder app to my phone's got bar so i can immediately activate it... i guess that's probably a sign of a hostile workplace.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hanlon's Razor is feeling pretty dull right now.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
These are legitimately good tips Listen, I'm no master of voice training and find it really hard to maintain this level of pitch for 6ish hours of a stream but I promise if y'all heard my OG speaking voice you'd fall out of your chair
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You miss every shot you don't take, but you conserve your ammunition and maintain concealment too.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Mother fucking bus mother fucking early mother fucking missed mother fucking rain
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DuckDuckGo @duckduckgo.com · 29/05/2026
Since Google revealed its plans for an AI search overhaul, visits to our "No AI" search page have tripled…and they’re still rising! Want to make it your default on Chrome or Firefox? Grab our No-AI extensions and banish AI-assisted answers, chat, and AI images. (1/3)
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"I'm not going to tell YOU!" - weak, emotional, reveals you don't want to tell whatever it is. "Disclosing this information does not align with my strategic interests." - neutral, does not reveal the nature of the information, says there is no benefit for you to be in contact with this person.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Didn't get the job, just an automatic rejection email, additionally have to reapply for current job or go back to being unnamed peon #3, except everyone hates me more now for having escaped.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
There's really nothing I can say other than I'm proud of myself for not being overly alarmed, having adequate pain tolerance and braving the realization that I am a tube.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A bird in the hand is worth a trip to the emergency room
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Python is pretty impressive does a thing that took longer than an hour in vba and did it in a minute.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I mean, all the pieces of information were there for me, i just don't think i was ready for the "a glass of coke contained about 1/4 a bump of coke" conversation. That's a lot of coke per coke.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Unfortunately, i was not able to remove excess skin from my feet in a sufficiently appropriate manner so they are angry at me for not achieving sufficient gradient in my treatment
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
oh yeah teeth
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
See, the problem is that i cannot comment about a clown or magician without attracting the attention of Interpol. Just. Goodbye. Farewell.
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Lady Greybird @ladygreybird.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is a direct attack to me and everyone I know.
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