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Masked Lady Carpenter

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Wanted to marry a Canadian before it was cool. MSP // 💙🩵✊

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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHAT A FARCE. What a fucking farce #LindsayClancy
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How are people supposed to have faith in the law if the prosecution’s burden in the Lindsay Clancy trial was to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, yet the holdout juror has expressed doubt in the prosecution’s case and *still* won’t budge? How can we trust the law if a JUROR won’t uphold it?
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People can’t afford to leave the workplace and PE only drives for profitability. It’s pretty simple.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the way
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So he’s okay with his justices being bribed. Glad we got confirmation.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Recruiter here 👋 Yeah, no.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Very curious to know what industry this was…cause it wasn’t mine.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Let’s see how many of these are retroactively changed….
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy cinco de mayo! 🌮
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nah dude, he told the whole nation he was gonna kill all of them, so I think we got this one right
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
So I guess there’s no money to do anything to protect kids?
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 27/04/2026
Breaking News: Equal Employment Opportunity Commission workers say they’re being pushed to bring politically charged, legally tenuous cases that fit the Trump administration’s priorities.
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EEOC Is Prioritizing Job Discrimination Cases That Match Trump’s Agenda
Field staff at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission say they are being pressured to bring politically charged cases, even with little evidence.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It’s not a secret. He’s trying to a bunker so when he loses the White House his family can’t be forced to leave.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Looks like someone was able to affect both the stock price and new cycles.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Oh hey look, he can affect stock price and news cycles. Don’t fall for it.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Broken clock is right twice a day
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🔥SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 BILLION— as he leads 🇺🇸 diplomacy + asks sheikhs for billions more… Never have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia taking corruption to spectacular new heights.”
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Have been wondering when candidates would start talking about this. One of the biggest corruption scandals is U.S. history playing out in real time.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
That doesn’t absolve you from still doing hurtful things. Kids don’t willingly separate from their parents.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️ clearly I haven’t had coffee yet!
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He died of a car accident (no OD) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_C...
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Eddie Cochran - Wikipedia
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He died of a car accident (no OD) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_C...
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Eddie Cochran - Wikipedia
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rak @raksky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"An army marches on its stomach." But, what does 🥃 Pete 'Warfighter' Hegseth's Navy sail on? [A] boiled carrots, dry meat patty, gray slab processed meat [B] $2M 🦀 crab, $6.9M 🦞 lobster, $15M 🥩 ribeye [C] small scoop shredded meat, single folded tortilla 🔗 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Dan F. was alarmed when his daughter, a Marine aboard the USS Tripoli, a warship deployed to fight the Iran war, sent him a photo of a meal served on the ship. A lunch tray, two-thirds empty, carried one small scoop of shredded meat and a single folded tortilla.A picture of a mid-April dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln, shared by a service member with his family, was similarly unappetizing – a small handful of boiled carrots, a dry meat patty and a gray slab of processed meat.Lobster, Ribeye, and $60,000 recliners: Inside the Pentagon’s $93 billion spending spree before attacks on Iran and Venezuela
https://indianexpress.com/article/world/us-news/pentagon-spending-93-billion-luxury-food-technology-iran-venezuela-war-10577074/
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Resisting Trump isn’t an entire platform. We need politicians like Mamdani who support the people and show receipts.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Like the Epstein files?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 11/04/2026
Instead of fighting back against the Iranian LEGO videos making fun of Trump, the White House put out memes attacking fellow Americans. Winning the information war is like shooting fish in a barrel for Iran. And the White House dares to complain about losing the information war battle
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Like it used to be?
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Cool timing??
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Citizens, too.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is such bullshit. The American people want no part of this.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Congratulations Minnesota State University, Moorhead. The pinnacle of fine academia.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Farts are up 500%
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Gotta play the hits to pander to the base
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Holy shit this guy is fucking delusional
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Awesome!
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My son is “trying” his first case at the federal courthouse in downtown Minneapolis in May (The People v. Yurtle the Turtle—think is it?), and aspires to be a lawyer who represents Bears. He feels *strongly* that many things are lawsuits in waiting, so you are offering up a dream experience!
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is this limited to just law students at the University of Minnesota, or can this be the general public? (asking as a mother of a very litigious nine-year-old)
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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 01/04/2026
Today's the day.
A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. 

Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
With what money???
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Is this the “alpha male” I’ve heard so much about?
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Is that by removing more sanctions from Russia?
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a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine in her hand .
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 31/03/2026
Green-card holders no longer qualify for loans from the Small Business Administration, eliminating a longtime source of financing for immigrants that advocates say will discourage job creation and harm the economy.
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Big change for California small businesses: No more SBA loans for non-citizens
Green-card holders no longer qualify for loans from the Small Business Administration, eliminating a longtime source of financing for immigrants that advocates say will discourage job creation and harm the economy.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What this shows is that a staggering 63%(!) of people arrested by ICE in Minnesota during Operation Metro Surge (from December through February) had no criminal record at all.
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Two-year-old Kaleth is being locked away at the Dilley trailer prison. He is getting sicker with each passing day. He will not eat the food CoreCivc serves, which detainees have said sometimes has mold and worms. He now has a fever.
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Masked Lady Carpenter @ladycarpenter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
He thinks he’s really doing something, doesn’t he?
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in an office .
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Classy. 🤡 @politico.com
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
St. Paul, MN @reuters.com #NoKings
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