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ladlibertine

@ladlibertine.bsky.social

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Engineer. First stage of grief.

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: in the beginning / there was / nothing & God said / let there be light / and there was light / and God said / -- hey / it's adam and eve / not adam and dawn / and there was / dad joke

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: there's no i in team / not since it stopped / being all / fun & games

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: another uncle / dies / ragged & / penniless / too proud to / rummage / for quarters / behind his / neices / and / nephews / ears

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: just flew in from / the old-timey / plane museum & boy / are / my / arms / tiered

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: so / you uh come / here / often? /

-- gestures / vaguely at / abandoned / waterpark --

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: no see / my hands / *would* be / registered / as deadly weapons / it's just that they / keep absolutely obliterating / the forms

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: futures / so bright / I should probably / invest in a / fallout shelter

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: if you / watch / standup / backwards / it's / a big crowd / of people / laughing / while / one dude / tries to / summon / the devil

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: was going to / become an / organ donor / but then / I found out / like / ninety / percent of / the organs / just go to / overhead

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: you dumbass / go-first-in- / double-jeopardy / motherfucker

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

fridge magnet poem: a man can only / lose so many / socks in the drier / before he must / charge naked / into the forest / to start a / new life / among the / beasts / of the / earth

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: the / second / mouse / gets / PTSD

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: the hardest / thing / about having a / conjoined twin / is finding / outfits that / are half / evil

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

fridge magnet poem: will spin / straw into / gold for / first born / or for / second born / and a / fifth round / draft / pick

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: if you / can't handle / me at my best / boy / do I have / some / bad news

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: nihilism for me / annihilation for thee

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: lost / an / eye / but / trying / to be / glasses / half / full / about it

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

fridge magnet poem: he knew the / risks, / but / bicuriousity / made / the cat / feel / alive / for the / first / time

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: ghost chickens / who can't cross / over to the / other side

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: impossible / to get a group / picture / with everyone's / tits facing the / same direction

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: come on down / here at crazy ed's / we have the / crustiest blankets

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: all we ever / so is bowl / you know? / I'm really / starting / to question / this league / of evil's / commitment / to embittering / the hearts / of men

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: a flurry coughed / into the tent / the wind muffled / they fumbled into / a sleeping bag and / cuddled close / like a / burrito with / double the / meat

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: let's make a promise / that if we're forty and / we're both still single / and have perfected / our / time machine / we'll come back in time / to tonight / to this party / and we'll fuck in the / bathroom in / ten minutes

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: I want you to want me / nice / I need you to need me / oooh I feel that / I'd love you to love me / ya sing it / I burn for you to burn me / er / I'm gagging for you to gag me / I / please stop

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: a true / pessimist / knows it / only takes / about a / second / to find a / needle / in a / haystack / so long as / you're / barefoot

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: bush did / plagues of / egypt

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

fridge magnet poem: a clown / father / disciplines / his clown / child. / the belt / comes off. / pants fall. / a laugh track / echoes numbly / over the / mountains

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

fridge magnet poem: tired / of everyone / wanting me / for my / body / and not / for my / volume / and / bounce

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: mamas, / don't let your babies grow / up to be cowboys / but do expect them to experiment / with wrangling / in college

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: well he can kiss / my rubenesque / springsmelling flower

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: zoo issues apology / after giraffe / discovered / to be / eighteen / kids / in a / trenchcoat

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: for sale / baby shoes / haunted

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: deadbeat / dad comes home / an hour after / just going out / for smokes / to find / confused family / that's already / moved on

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: hot singles / in your area / are waiting. / gathered around / the old yew, / carving the Sacrament / into its / bloated / trunk / in fevered / slashes

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: no shuffle baby / you know / how I like my / sex playlists / alphabetical

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: you must be new here / let me show you / which stairwell is / the best / to cry in

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: it's bad luck to open / an umbrella inside / but can we agree / that maybe things aren't / going so great / already / if it's raining / in your house

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

My wife's debut feature, SEAHORSE, is screening at @sxsw.com !!! www.instagram.com/seahorsemovi...

fridge magnet poem: my wife / is brilliant / I am / so fucking / proud / of you

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: hipster contortionists / with an unprecedented / number of / elbow patches

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

fridge magnet poem: I have this / dream / where / I'm being / autopsied / like the / shark / in / JAWS / and a / big unopened / bag of / gummy bears / falls out

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: seven / long / years / at sea / spied land / last month / but didn't / say anything / it was / karaoke / night

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

fridge magnet poem: jeopardy! / never prompts / answers / in the form of / WHY? / questions / what are you afraid / of KEN?

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

fridge magnet poem: remember me / as I was: / embowled

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

fridge magnet poem: I like / riding / the train / backwards / because it / feels like / running away / from my problems / while still / being totally / preoccupied / with them

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

fridge magnet poem: he knew the / risks, / but / bicuriousity / made / the cat / feel / alive / for the / first / time

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Fridge magnet poem:
the die is cast / and now / we march / inexorably / towards / bullets / etched with / the loss / meme

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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

fridge magnet poem: and Fourier / said unto them / let he who is without / sine cos the first tone

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

fridge magnet poem: place cheese / on the other / side of / mousetrap / humanely / catapult / mice / out of your / house

ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

fridge magnet poem: ant / detective / killed / in tragic / magnifying / glass / accident