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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Huh, that’s odd. I thought finding a good deal on second hand Madewell jeans on Poshmark would solve my depression. I’ll just have to buy another pair. Yeah. That’ll do it for sure.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

My truest form as a person is just an amalgamation of pop culture references

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

My millennial brain is so broken… Studio audience: HOW BROKEN IS IT?! It’s so broken that as fascism takes hold I’m looking around like are we doing a Dumbledore’s Army or what?

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

A Haiku This is my cat Val She is a sleek house panther Who shows her butthole #caturday

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

All these white supremacy fascists look TERRIBLE. It’s like how the Dark Side turns your skin to ash for being an evil lil bitch.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

My husbands mind the second his head hits the pillow at night: [not a care in the world, just deep relaxing peace] Mine: [intro to “Pump Up The Jam,” then WWE announcer] LETS GET READY TO REVIEW EVERY MISTAKE YOU EVER MADE & HOW IT DIRECTLY CAUSED THE WORLD TO BE A DUMPSTER FIRE! [DJ Airhorn!]

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

So I pay my therapist on Venmo and they tell me to put a note that it’s for “Professional Services” but every time after I write “Professional” the app auto prompts to add “Wrestling” and I am SO TEMPTED

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I didn’t mean to take a “tasteful nipple” pic of my cat Val, and yet here we are…

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Singing along to music while having a nervous breakdown: y’all gon’ make me lose my mind (sniff) up in here (sob) up in here (scream)

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Me still emailing in the apocalypse: Hey do you guys have any zombie vaccines? No worries if not!

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Things are so bleak I may start watching Chernobyl for fun

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Recently discovered I was born on a Monday and my annoyance with it has me emotionally connecting with Garfield in ways I never anticipated

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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

The list of animation workers who lost homes in the fire sadly continues to grow. We are continually updating and there are currently 30 fundraisers that you can contribute to. Please consider helping out one or more of these people: www.cartoonbrew.com/animators/ho...

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How To Help Animation Industry Workers Who Have Been Displaced By The L.A. Wildfires

Many members of the animation community have suffered unimaginable losses – here is how to help them directly.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

The Palisades Fire is trying to come over the hill but SHE IS NOT INVITED

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I’m just a blue dot, standing in front of 5 wildfires asking them to chill the F out…

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Getting very tired of living through unprecedented events. Thankfully safe from fires but my view is giving End Times.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

She’s beauty She’s grace I booped her tongue Sticking out her face

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Oh Los Angeles, where everyone has a car but no one knows how to drive

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Director of The Great British Baking Show holiday episode: “Hey, is it SUPER OBVIOUS that we’re actually shooting this in the summer?” Art Department worker who definitely didn’t buy enough spray paint for the background trees and clearly doesn’t give a shit: “Nah!”

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

After watching my young nieces Tasmanian Devil their way thought TONS of gifts and then be like iS ThAT iT?! - I’m officially in my “kids these days” era.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

My gen Z secret Santa was told to get me Gillian Anderson’s book Want and they responded, “The mom from Sex Education…?” Then my millennial ass immediately turned to dust and blew away in the 90s pop culture wind…

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Is it bad that I only see The Grinch?

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My 3 year old nephew just called me a silly goose on the loose and I’ve never heard a more accurate description of myself

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

It’s crazy how airline delays can radicalize you. For example after my day flight became a red eye and we finally got on the plane, I ordered food that JetBlue gave me for free and the woman across the isle goes, “If they made you pay for that I would have fucking slapped them.”

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

*woman sets herself on fire* RECORD SCRATCH FREEZE FRAME Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

The number of new improv troupes that are going to have the word “drone” in them should be illegal

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

You know the scene in BIG when Tom Hanks turns back into a boy and the leading lady sees it happen? I think about her all the time. Like she slept with a minor and had NO IDEA. WTF kind of psychological warfare is that, Zoltar?!?!

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

The moment I got 14 catches in a row while playing Cup and Ball. Eagerly awaiting my call up to the Olympics no matter how many times you tell me that’s not a thing, Dad!

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

One sign of getting older is suddenly you understand the comforting allure of playing bingo

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Overheard in LA: “I had a pop tart today and it’s making me sad.”

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

This is the most suspicious looking tampon dispenser I’ve ever seen

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*sees money in my Venmo account* Me, an idiot: ooOOoo, free money!

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Found an old email listing all the shows my husband & I watched in the thick of the pandemic and the total number begs the question: Impressive binge watching skillz or absolute sociopaths? You decide! Receipts below (btw 1 = 1 season).

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Seeing a cybertruck is like walking through a fart

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

When someone is being an asshole driver I give them the finger but I put it below my window so they don’t see it because I’m polite

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Me: *about to get up* My cat Hela: *sits on my lap, takes adorable nap* Me: *uses this as an excuse to not move and test the true limits of the human bladder*

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

When a local hotel closes, the housekeepers are all out work right before Christmas! That is until they answer a help wanted ad for a struggling dairy farm run by a recent widower. Can they turn his business & love life around? Find out this holiday season in Eight Maids A Milking!

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

You know when a cartoon character fundamentally breaks as a person and their one eye starts twitching? Well my eye is doing that but it’s definitely for a different reason that’s actually really really good.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Me: *drops something* Husband: what’s wrong with you? Me, channeling Agent Dana Scully from The X Files 1998 movie after being stung by a bee in the infamous near kiss hallway scene: “My motor functions are being affected…”

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

All he does all day is go on my Christmas tree zip line #ITYSL

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

My husband is a PhD which is fun because my Long Island mother gets to claim I married a doctor, while his entire family LOVES clarifying he’s actually not that kind of doctor.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Just partying thru the apocalypse, nbd

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Listen, I get that Math is all around as the fabric of our reality and whatnot, but the fact of the matter is — I just don’t like that bitch.

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

[Lowers sunglasses] Um okay hello valiant cosmic knight, ride that trusty steed!

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Colleen Evanson @ladiefantastic.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Be ungovernable- like the time I bought a new ice cream flavor and after eating it realized it was actually for dogs but finished the whole thing anyway. That’s what that means, right?

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