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LaDelfa

@ladelfa.bsky.social
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Tone sculptor, housecat wrangler, software overload, cooker/baker/brewer/gardener, degenerate raconteur, and sometimes just a big ole homo. Glendale, California. [he/him] *posting AI ‘art’ gets you blocked*

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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ah yes the ole "lol his hair is weird!" misdirection
Jimmy Fallon does his part
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
where have i seen this before? oh yeah:
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DE2ROIT
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
honestly, not that far off from a thing we have in Los Angeles: tostilocos
tostilocos — small bags of Tostito brand corn chips, split open and topped with chopped salsa and peanuts and hot sauce
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mm yis i love it
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we just watched that episode of Detroiters
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the Thai one is substantially porkier than the Vietnamese one, but either will do that thing that beans need (along with garlic powder and chipotle or smoked paprika)
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“this machine comes free with a cat bed”
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
love child of
1970s characature statuettes of Laurel & Hardy
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
turmeric and cardamon also go along nicely add green beans and you're nearly at fassolia, an Ethiopian dish
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
an cute lunch
sandwich of fresh mozzarella, heirloom tomato and basil leaves on a split piece of homemade sourdough focaccia glistening with olive oil. in the background, a soup cup of cannellini beans topped with pecorino cheese, olive oil, and red chili flakes
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
88¢ in the clearance bin of St Marks Sounds in Greenwich Village in 1994. Bought it based solely on the cover. Extraordinary music. Kicked off a thirty-year obsession with Japanese rock that has easily taken $10K of my money.
"Hattori," the third album by the Japanese band Unicorn. Guy on the front cover was the mayor of their hometown, Hiroshima, when they were kids.
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i make a breakfast that's (air-fryer) french fries under Hatch green chili bechamel with a fried egg and a drizzle of that salsa macha and then gotta go back to bed
the dish as described
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this one is every so slightly smoky and has a place on our table next to all the Chinese ones
a jar of La Anita brand Salsa Macha red pepper sauce with arbol pepper
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
mm yis i love it
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i punch waaay above my weight class because i come to the table with things like this
sichuan noodle salad, with an extremely hot twink boy sitting behind it
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
keep honking I'm listening to Wim Mertens' 37-disc minimalist instrumental hypercycle "Qua"
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the gasses in my thermos do that better than any others
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
fifteen us dollars
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
la bocca della verità, rome
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
quick question: which states grow these much-maligned soybeans?
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
traditionally paired with lennguini
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
omg omg omg the new Quruli is here nobody bother me for a couple hours at least
an unopened compact disc: "Twelve fleeting yet beautiful variations" by the Japanese band Quruli
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
the filling is overseasoned, but at least I'm getting better at rollinnem
white porcelain bowl half full of wonton soup with baby bok choy leaves and thinly sliced carrot and shiitake mushrooms. red chopsticks to one side.earlier, the same wontons having just been assembled, perched around the edge of a dinner plate, ready to be cooked
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
many are saying.
Frociaggine
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
not sure what we call this. two potatoes, two scallions, one jalapeno, one egg. salt, pepper, and vinegar. hell yeah I'm putting ketchup on it.
a frittata kind of thing on a plate, with crispy edges of thinly sliced fried potatoes and char-tipped scallions poking out the top of a layer of egg custard.
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
one little indian lunch
a couple chapati on a plate next to a bowl of dal makhani
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
sorry i ate the last bagel. i will make another batch tomorrow
half an Everything bagel, topped with mashed avocado, sliced tomato, strands of pickled red onion, shaved persian cucumber, chiffonade basil, and sichuan chili crisp oil. there's a spoon next to it, coated with some of the oil
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this guy. I've found his "how to roll" videos to be helpful as well. I definitely was using the mat incorrectly.
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
correction: i hadn't looked at the street signs or alt text, cuz i thought i recognized the building from memory. THIS is the northwest corner of Broadway and what used to be Maryland Ave.
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Today:
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
made a cute pizza and we watched "My Cousin Vinny"
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972, dir. Luis Buñuel)
six nicely dressed people walking down a single-lane paved road in the middle of farmland somewhere
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
beaf
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
can only think of this
photo of professional ribbon dancer with caption above: "This gal's killin it with her CVS receipt"
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
for me, "earphone" will forever be one of these
single earphone of the vintage "crystal radio" variety, with beige twisted cord, monaural mini phone plug
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
this is, admittedly, a bastardization of a popular Taiwanese breakfast meal, you tiao + soy milk, which comes in both a savory version and one with a distressing quantity of sugar dissolved in the milk.
you tiao (a puffy fried Taiwanese crueller) and a bowl of soy milk
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i see this phrase every time i go to a Goodwill. it's on big full-color posters they display in every store.
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Oscar-Mayer-Weinermobile”?
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Really one of the best prosumer decks ever made. The remote has a frame-by frame jog wheel AND a spring-loaded scan shuttle! I also tracked down the little box Sony made that converts S-Video and composite to FireWire. (There are better inexpensive digitizers now.)
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
bought this about eight years ago for transferring tapes. built-in time base correction!
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
two-panel angry goose meme:
1. "relative to what frame of reference?"
2. "what frame of reference, motherfucker?"
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i forget where i got this from, but it's basically this:
framed picture hanging on a wall that depicts a realistic-looking mallard wearing an inflatable pool floatie that is shaped like a yellow cartoon duck with orange polka dots
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I bought mine in 2018 from an eBay seller who unfortunately appears to be no longer active. Traditional bagel boards are just coarse burlap wrapped around planks of wood; these have a thick sheet of aluminum in between that I think makes them easier to grip with a potholder at flippin' time.
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You seem to be doing an excellent job without them, so I'm reluctant to suggest any changes. What they do is allow you to bake the bagels upside-down for a few minutes. The side that'll ultimately be the bottom dries just enough not to adhere to the stone when you then flip them off the board.
eight parboiled bagels, coated with various seeds, upside down on the wet burlap surfaces of three bagel boards, ready to be baked
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm sorry, i can only hear that whole thing in the voice of Rik from The Young Ones
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
really didn't think Ted Olson was going to be the one i missed.
Theodore Olson (1940–2024)
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LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the book of Welles gabbing with Henry Jaglom over plates at Ma Maison is a delicious treat if you like bitchy dish with a side order of however-on-the-other-hand
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