Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if you sleep with me, I have news that you will probably like to hear: I have relented and purchased a replacement pillow. it cost me $100. I hope you're all happy 130
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I should perform unethical and deeply invasive surgeries on you 100
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026imagining a girl that's been debarked, so all she can do is squeak and faintly moan... 110
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 30/09/202650 cent: blood on the sand is better than star wars: the force unleashed and I will die on this hill. blood on the sand is not even that good of a game 000
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I frankly think more people I know should DM me pictures of them naked 111
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've been listening to the soundtrack a lot while I work lately. really reminds me of eating pussy 010
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026its important that you have an answer to "do you want to be my girlfriend" ready to go for every person in your life at all times. fortunately, most of them it's "no"! but it's very important you get the fuzzy ones figured, because you don't wanna get caught flatfooted. I think about this every day. 000
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026jumping on this opportunity; bouncing and moaning on the opportunity 100
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is what was good about 90s movies and tv: receding hairlines all over the place. now everyone’s afraid of a cute lil widows peak 020
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the tendency of the video game industry to lean harder into nostalgia than any other medium is the reason gamers were the perfect recruiting ground for fascists 020
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026honestly this is why I try to change the order I say words when I'm ordering from a someone at a counter. I can't always know the exact flow so I have to guess a bit, but given I usually have to order things specialized due to allergies, anything I can do to make it easier is worth it imo 000
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026being close with a photographer is the coolest thing ever because there is literally nothing like seeing yourself through the lens of a real camera. when you’re so used to smartphone mirror selfies it’s easy to think that’s just what you look like 010
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026legitimately this is where tv manufacturers were more clever than automakers, because your smart tv makes them a steady revenue stream by collecting and selling your analytics and *not* asking you to pay for the convenience at the same time- cars tried to double dip and everyone hated it 020
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m here to kiss beautiful women and get kicked in the balls…. and I’m all outta balls 010
Reposted by LacunaLacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 16/05/2026nobody’s ready to talk about how “childhood sweethearts” are so incest-coded 041
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 12/08/2026if I get reincarnated I should come back as a scabies bug so I can hang out with all my friends 150
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 06/08/2026cishet white guy who’s only ever experienced one infringement of his bodily autonomy: wow this is just like covid 02113
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 05/08/2026that are specifically to know what is *important* instead of what is *meant*. it's the fact that a system is meant to do a particular thing and knowing the design intention tells you more about how to use it than learning the specific mechanics do. anyway that's your autism moment for today (3/3) 130
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 05/08/2026*knowing they aren't me?* understanding that NT people often create rules that they don't enforce for legal liability or theatrical reasons has reduced the anxiety I feel about breaking those rules a lot, and means I often understand instructions better because I ask clarifying questions (2/3) 120
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 05/08/2026sometimes, especially at work, I'm surprised because I understand something socially that a NT person doesn't. More and more I'm realizing it's simply because I'm doing the exercise trying to imagine being the person in charge- what is their desire or intent behind a statement or instruction, (1/3) 120
Reposted by Lacunajoymousie @mousie.moe · 30/07/2026its called age regression - you'll understand it when you're younger 053
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 25/07/2026my transgender hot take is that most feminizing hormones don't actually effect your sex drive that much, but the less depressed you are and the better you feel about your body, the more you want to have sex (same with the 'prog/hrt makes me like men' stuff. you're just a little het bro, it's okay) 040
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 25/07/2026girl desperately trying to flag sub in the exact kinks of the girl that she really likes X girl who can’t remember hanky code so just ignores it 010
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 20/07/2026continually bringing my strap on vacation and never using it is starting to feel like it’s some kind of totem that brings tops to me 121
Reposted by LacunaWarframe Herzog @antitractionist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Why is Thor talking about Doctor Doom like this 114919
Reposted by Lacunaevil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 18/07/2026the feeling of: >:3 is the apex of the human emotional spectrum. any time not spent being in a state of >:3 should be spent trying to return to >:3. 24518
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 20/07/2026i think it’s worth considering c: as an admirable state as well 000
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 19/07/2026also why the few trannies who are nice, patient, and gentle are the saddest motherfuckers you’ve met 030
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 19/07/2026went to a party in a very mid outfit and three different women told me I was “so beautiful” unprompted so I think I still got it 030
Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I haven’t been taking any photos of them but just trust me that my seattle fits have been really killer so far 010
