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Kevin Lacquement

@lacqui.com
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Dad of two - one angel one devil. They alternate regularly on which is which. Occasional writer, when the mental health allows it. Writings are posted to library.lacqui.com. Veteran, factory worker.

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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 04/07/2025
My least favourite work task
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 09/03/2025
Eggs for supper - no mortgage required. 🇨🇦
Bacon, eggs, and toast.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 18/02/2025
What a wonderful start to the day
Image of a padlock and a broken key
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 09/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Interstellar News Network

(propaganda news outlet from Babylon 5)
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 29/11/2024
At least you get three days out of it. I swear my cat has a secret second colon, that only released after I change the litter. Even if I wait for him to finish his business, as soon as it's fresh he goes all Billy Mays on me.
Salesman Billy Mays says "But wait, there is more!"
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 27/11/2024
Of course, it shows a complete lack of self-awareness to say that, when the WENG chief on my last deployment commissioned these coins
Gunmetal coin. In the centre is the crest of HMCS Regina, which is a Queen's crown on a field of purple.

Along the top edge of the coin is engraved "OP ARTEMIS II"

Along the bottom is engraved (in Latin) "Sciant Omnes, Omnes, Imperaturus"
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 20/11/2024
Apparently, we don't appreciate well-dressed penguins here.
Picogram of a penguin wearing a bowtie. The penguin is inside a red square with a red slash going through it.

A caption below the box reads "Do not freeze"
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 14/11/2024
What are the odds that "Nancy" replies?
Text conversation.

First message:
"This is Nancy with Pierre Poilievre and the Conservative Party.

An election is coming soon.  Can we count on your support to defeat Trudeau?"

Reply:
"Can you please explain to me why Mr. Poilievre refuses to get the security clearance? As a veteran, it's important to me that the person in charge of our government is reliable to properly handle our secrets."
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 13/11/2024
The algorithm works across sites now, apparently
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 11/11/2024
Small community Remembrance Day ceremony. #lestweforget
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 15/01/2024
Whoever put these signs together absolutely knew what they were doing.
A "Restroom" sign directly above a "Rubber Glove Zone" sign.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 27/10/2023
My forward view during these lifts is restricted to say the least.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 08/10/2023
Fuck I hate job searching.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 29/09/2023
Based on my admittedly fuzzy recollection of my time in Darwin, this is a much more appropriate street sign.
Street sign showing a person crawling while holding a drink.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 20/09/2023
Fortunately, I haven't seen any chuddery here yet, but if I do, they'll be blocked.
Outline of Canada filled out with LGBTQ+ colours, and the words "no space for hate"
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 18/09/2023
He may beg to differ, but I suspect time had a different meaning in his consciousness.
In Ryder’s autobiography, he talks about taking microdots of LSD with Bez every day for a year, washing down ecstasy with his breakfast and preparing for a Glastonbury set by locking himself in the luggage hold of his tourbus and smoking heroin for 48 hours.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 14/09/2023
Two cats, two boxes. You'd think that would be simple, right?
Two cardboard boxes with shapes cut out of them. One box contains two cats, while the other remains empty.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 11/09/2023
The song in my heart is best sung before eating any apples.
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Kevin Lacquement @lacqui.com · 08/09/2023
Drop something blue from your gallery.
Blue plastic flake that has spilled from a bag after being processed for recycling.
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