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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈

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Probably not three raccoons in a trench coat. Currently alive.

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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Richard E. Grant: Why, of course I’m a traitor :D Everyone:
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
ALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did a thing. Not completely terrible, which is about what I could hope for after a 20 year intermission, I suppose. I do like the fireball though.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So if I’m understanding the maths correctly, Palou can start Milwaukee Race 2 as a four time champion, then finish Race 1 as a five time champion.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ghillie is developing something of a taste for literature
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On one hand, the kittens are getting more comfortable. They play with/ around us, take treats, and we think we heard Ghillie purring the other day.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Woah Black Betty
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ghillie & Bandit have very different priorities
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He sees all
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Kittens have discovered that birds can be seen through living room windows
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Names collected after three months: Bandit (actual) (El) Bandito Bandito Burrito Ghillie (actual) Ghillie-bean Ghillie Vanilli
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Dual-screening the end of the Indy 500 & start of the F1 Canadian Grand Prix
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A bittersweet year. We’re still missing Erik & Xavier - we always will. But Bandit & Ghillie are wonderful in their way, and we’re making real progress with them. And I couldn’t do it without Mags.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Offscreen: Bandit attacking a toy
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Saturday is for hammock
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We don’t want to spoil the kittens *too* much, gotta keep a balance. Anyway, here’s Bandit struggling to decide which of three different toys he wants to play with.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Two well-behaved young gentlemen who assure me they haven’t been plotting anything.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
New plushie
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sabres in the playoffs for the first time since 2011. I'm struggling to believe it's real.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
New Factory game alert: Modulus: Factory Automation Quite Shapez-like in terms of having no enemies & infinite resources, and carving the parts from larger blocks is a fun twist which adds some puzzle elements.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Celebrating the Toronto Maple Leafs being eliminated from the NHL playoffs
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Post-dinner wrasslin’ time
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Guess who managed to escape the bedroom and had us turning the flat upside down at 6:30 this morning?
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The way the Pittsburgh commentators pronounce ’Silovs’ makes it sound like they have a giant spider as a goalie.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Target acquired
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Waiting for Treato
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I was not expecting Opus Magnum DLC, but I am definitely enjoying it.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Time for some post-dinner naps
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So far, Bandit communicates almost entirely in hisses. I think he’s a bit confused as he will come to us for licky treat, while hissing. He hasn’t batted at us though. Ghillie has had a couple of spit-hisses & attempted bats, but those were when we were in his comfort zone. He mostly just growls.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Duck
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
After a week, we’re getting to know the wee guys better. Bandit is equal parts curiosity & hunger, loves spring toys & will come close for sniffs (if we have treats). Ghillie is very cautious, isn’t comfortable spending long out with us, but chases & plays with Bandit when we’re not in the room.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Read the room, Amazon
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Turns out there’s more of a family resemblance than we initially realised
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bandit has really taken to his bed (his brother is underneath it)
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Bandit is getting more comfortable spending time around us. Ghillie is starting to venture out, but he’s still very wary.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Bandit is a lot braver than Ghillie at the moment
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
When we got the Ring setup prior to our last Canada trip, we didn't anticipate using the camera to spy on cats exploring their new home while we're not in the room.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Bandit is starting to explore his new home, while Ghillie is in his carry case.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Least enjoyable part of the BBC’s Olympic hockey coverage is the changing of which stream a game is being shown on multiple times, including halfway through a period.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Cat Protection League asked us if we’d like to meet two four-month-old boys who were found outside. We did, indeed, like meeting them.
Two tabby kittens lying in the same bed
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
We had to let Erik go this morning. It was the right thing to do for him, but that doesn’t make it any easier.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Claudia: Tonight's banishment will be decided by chance. Chance:
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Live NHL on free-to-air TV on Saturday evening is certainly an unusual treat, doubly so as it’s the Sabres playing.
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Goddamn, the Bills' red helmet & blue jersey is a great combo
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I got this box of Bloomburrow intending to make Limited decks we could play. Then Magic went all crossovers & I lost a lot of enthusiasm for the game. On one hand, I like it as an artefact on the table, on the other it’s not a set I have a strong connection to so maybe I should just open it up…
A box of Magic: The Gathering “Bloomburrow” boosters
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Interrupted Erik while he was having a bath
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