Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Richard E. Grant: Why, of course I’m a traitor :D Everyone:static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton - DodgeballALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball 011
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Did a thing. Not completely terrible, which is about what I could hope for after a 20 year intermission, I suppose. I do like the fireball though. 130
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So if I’m understanding the maths correctly, Palou can start Milwaukee Race 2 as a four time champion, then finish Race 1 as a five time champion. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ghillie is developing something of a taste for literature 140
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026On one hand, the kittens are getting more comfortable. They play with/ around us, take treats, and we think we heard Ghillie purring the other day. 110
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ghillie & Bandit have very different priorities 020
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Kittens have discovered that birds can be seen through living room windows 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Names collected after three months: Bandit (actual) (El) Bandito Bandito Burrito Ghillie (actual) Ghillie-bean Ghillie Vanilli 120
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Dual-screening the end of the Indy 500 & start of the F1 Canadian Grand Prix 030
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A bittersweet year. We’re still missing Erik & Xavier - we always will. But Bandit & Ghillie are wonderful in their way, and we’re making real progress with them. And I couldn’t do it without Mags. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Offscreen: Bandit attacking a toy 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/04/2026We don’t want to spoil the kittens *too* much, gotta keep a balance. Anyway, here’s Bandit struggling to decide which of three different toys he wants to play with. 030
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Two well-behaved young gentlemen who assure me they haven’t been plotting anything. 120
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sabres in the playoffs for the first time since 2011. I'm struggling to believe it's real. 000
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/04/2026New Factory game alert: Modulus: Factory Automation Quite Shapez-like in terms of having no enemies & infinite resources, and carving the parts from larger blocks is a fun twist which adds some puzzle elements. 110
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's the most wonderful time of the year. 000
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Guess who managed to escape the bedroom and had us turning the flat upside down at 6:30 this morning? 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The way the Pittsburgh commentators pronounce ’Silovs’ makes it sound like they have a giant spider as a goalie. 110
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I was not expecting Opus Magnum DLC, but I am definitely enjoying it. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 10/03/2026So far, Bandit communicates almost entirely in hisses. I think he’s a bit confused as he will come to us for licky treat, while hissing. He hasn’t batted at us though. Ghillie has had a couple of spit-hisses & attempted bats, but those were when we were in his comfort zone. He mostly just growls. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 07/03/2026After a week, we’re getting to know the wee guys better. Bandit is equal parts curiosity & hunger, loves spring toys & will come close for sniffs (if we have treats). Ghillie is very cautious, isn’t comfortable spending long out with us, but chases & plays with Bandit when we’re not in the room. 000
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Turns out there’s more of a family resemblance than we initially realised 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Bandit has really taken to his bed (his brother is underneath it) 020
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Bandit is getting more comfortable spending time around us. Ghillie is starting to venture out, but he’s still very wary. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Bandit is a lot braver than Ghillie at the moment 130
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 28/02/2026When we got the Ring setup prior to our last Canada trip, we didn't anticipate using the camera to spy on cats exploring their new home while we're not in the room. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Bandit is starting to explore his new home, while Ghillie is in his carry case. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Least enjoyable part of the BBC’s Olympic hockey coverage is the changing of which stream a game is being shown on multiple times, including halfway through a period. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Cat Protection League asked us if we’d like to meet two four-month-old boys who were found outside. We did, indeed, like meeting them. 140
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 07/02/2026We had to let Erik go this morning. It was the right thing to do for him, but that doesn’t make it any easier. 051
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Claudia: Tonight's banishment will be decided by chance. Chance: 021
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Live NHL on free-to-air TV on Saturday evening is certainly an unusual treat, doubly so as it’s the Sabres playing. 010
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Goddamn, the Bills' red helmet & blue jersey is a great combo 000
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I got this box of Bloomburrow intending to make Limited decks we could play. Then Magic went all crossovers & I lost a lot of enthusiasm for the game. On one hand, I like it as an artefact on the table, on the other it’s not a set I have a strong connection to so maybe I should just open it up… 220
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️🌈 @laconicpineapple.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Interrupted Erik while he was having a bath 020