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Paròdia inspirada amb El Mundo Today i The Onion. Per riure una miqueta del món tan absurd que ens rodeja. No sóc professional del humor però soc molt tonto, LOL😝🤪

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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 01/10/2026
Nadie sabe explicarse el fenómeno, pero está ocurriendo.  Apoya el mejor periodismo y suscríbete a mitad de precio: f.mtr.cool/3vxfeipxim
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 30/09/2026
Las inmobiliarias, a la espera de saber si habrá ayudas para la compra de vivienda para poder subir los precios en consonancia Ayúdanos a continuar haciendo el mejor periodismo de España y suscríbete. Esta semana, a mitad de precio: f.mtr.cool/d2dhl55vxw
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 27/09/2026
Britain knew about the Holocaust as it happened. A new exhibition reckons with that truth
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Britain knew about the Holocaust as it happened. A new exhibition reckons with that truth
Research draws upon reporting and witness testimony, while a permanent memorial is planned for London The “complex and unsettling” story of what Britain knew during the Holocaust is being explored amid plans to create a new permanent national memorial. An exhibition highlighting how news of the atrocity reached Britain much earlier than is commonly understood will tour the country after being viewed privately by MPs at Portcullis House on the parliamentary estate at Westminster in September. Continue reading...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/09/2026
Pow! Man in Batman costume chases down suspected Norwich handbag thief
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Pow! Man in Batman costume chases down suspected Norwich handbag thief
Superhero, who was joined by others dressed as comic book characters, retrieved stolen bag after scaling wall A scene from the fictional comic metropolis of Gotham City played out for real in Norwich last weekend when a man dressed as Batman chased a suspected thief and recovered a woman’s stolen handbag. Sonni Mason, 25, was attending a friend’s fancy dress party on Saturday night in a Batman costume when he witnessed a handbag being snatched after a row in a queue for a nightclub in the city. Continue reading...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 25/09/2026
“Me he cagado encima” sigue siendo la primera maniobra escogida por los trabajadores españoles para salir antes de hora de la oficina, según el Instituto Nacional de Estadística. f.mtr.cool/gahwss9hn4
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 23/09/2026
“¿Por qué vamos a ralentizar el desarrollo de la IA? Eso sería como pedirle a un coche inteligente tipo Cybertruck que frene simplemente porque hay un niño cruzando la acera. Ni quiere ni puede.” Lee el artículo completo en la web www.elmundotoday.com/2026/09/trib...
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 22/09/2026
Somos conscientes de que hay muchos medios de información en España y que todos son excelentes, sin excepción, así que es difícil convencerte para que nos apoyes precisamente a nosotros, pero te necesitamos. Suscríbete: f.mtr.cool/9fzymhr674
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 21/09/2026
«Esta industria es desagradecida y cruel, lo dejo». Artículo completo en la web: f.mtr.cool/zjtz9y4fb7
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21/09/2026
John Oliver on UnitedHealth Group: ‘Algorithmically driven, ruthless arbiters of who lives and who dies’
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John Oliver on UnitedHealth Group: ‘Algorithmically driven, ruthless arbiters of who lives and who dies’
Ahead of Luigi Mangione’s sentencing, the Last Week Tonight host looked into the corporate healthcare behemoth that is UnitedHealth Group
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer theonion.com/steak-n-shake-employee…
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 21/09/2026
Debido a la terrible persecución la que son objeto, el Madrid entregará espráis pimienta a sus jugadores para que se defiendan. Crónica completa en la web: f.mtr.cool/igwjfzgqxw
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 20/09/2026
Adults with severe mental illness die 15 to 20 years earlier from diseases such as cancer
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Adults with severe mental illness die 15 to 20 years earlier from diseases such as cancer
Exclusive: Stark health inequalities in terms of deaths before age of 75, NHS data reveals Adults with severe mental illness are nearly five times more likely than their peers to die from serious physical diseases before the age of 75, according to research. The analysis of NHS data by the Rethink Mental Illness charity reveals that people with severe mental health problems die 15-20 years earlier than the wider adult population, largely due to preventable physical conditions. Continue reading...
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 19/09/2026
Ambas familias coinciden en que ha llegado el momento de que Nati y Mikel moneticen su presencia en redes. Lee la noticia compleeta en la web: f.mtr.cool/h5o5o5hmbh
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 19/09/2026
Suscríbete al único medio de información que no está haciendo publicidad encubierta de Shakira y ayúdanos a seguir adelante: f.mtr.cool/awgffew8sp
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La Ceba Today @lacebatoday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
El món ell el veu en 2D i per això, per a vore en 3D necessita els vidres grogs
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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La Ceba Today @lacebatoday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
La xicona reconeix que l’ha cagat ben cagà
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Diario Público @publico.es · 17/09/2026
OPINIÓN | “Saben que por cada migrante que muera en uno de esos incendios o como consecuencia de las deficientes condiciones sanitarias seguramente llegue otro al que seguir explotando”, por David Bollero @dbollero.bsky.social diario.publico.es/gg3…
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Que un migrante calcinado no estropee las fresas con nata
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La Ceba Today @lacebatoday.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Les millor pizzes? Mai ho endevinareu…Les De Madrit!!!!!!!
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 12/09/2026
TV tonight: surprise smash hit show Saturday Night Live UK is back!
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TV tonight: surprise smash hit show Saturday Night Live UK is back!
Jeff Goldblum is the first guest host and new faces join the comedy cast. Plus, another magnificent farewell to the Proms! Here’s what to watch this evening
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EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 12/09/2026
La caída es general de España en los datos de PISA, pero no todos han bajado igual: pierden más los alumnos con más recursos, los de centros privados, los extranjeros y comunidades como la Valenciana. Quienes más tiempo pasan en las redes sociales sacan peores notas
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¿Han empeorado todos los estudiantes por igual? Nueve gráficos sobre los datos de PISA | Especial
La caída es general, pero no todos han bajado igual: pierden más los alumnos con más recursos, los de centros privados, los extranjeros y comunidades como la Valenciana. Quienes más tiempo pasan en las redes sociales sacan peores notas
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La Ceba Today @lacebatoday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
La contramanifestació de robots a favor de la desregularització de l’IA ha sigut encapçalada per l’androide Mark Zuckerberg
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 11/09/2026
Democratism organizes a robot protest outside Poland's digital affairs ministry, calling for stronger regulation of AI.
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La Séptima TV @laseptimatv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ya lo sentimos.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid theonion.com/everything-finally-cli…
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradi…
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation
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EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 08/09/2026
Un día como hoy justo hace 60 años, la Enterprise de 'Star Trek' salió por primera vez en televisión. Y ahora tras 14 películas, 13 series y 1.000 episodios se enfrenta a un futuro complicado en la mira de Trump
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‘Star Trek’ trata de devolver el optimismo a su futuro tras 60 años viajando por el espacio
La veterana saga no rueda nada nuevo ni en televisión ni cine por primera vez en una década, y se enfrenta a la fusión de una Paramount más conservadora y a lograr capturar al público juvenil tras varios tropiezos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown theonion.com/unambitious-loser-with…
Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown
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EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 04/09/2026
Cuando Zoolander llegó a las salas de cine en septiembre de 2001, la crítica fue despiadada con ella. Sin embargo, la comedia disparatada de Ben Stiller anticipó en 2001 las poses de Instagram, las derivas del feísmo de lujo y la cultura de los creadores de contenido
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La realidad fue peor que ‘Zoolander’: la parodia que profetizó el mundo ‘influencer’ hace 25 años
La comedia disparatada de Ben Stiller sobre el mundo de la moda anticipó en 2001 las poses de Instagram, las derivas del feísmo de lujo y la cultura de los creadores de contenido
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk theonion.com/javier-bardem-declared…
Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk
Conservation Effort Aims To Protect Actor’s Historic Sex Appeal
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 30/08/2026
Repasamos la actualidad de verano en nuestro boletín de Substack. Apúntate para que llegue a tu correo. f.mtr.cool/poko4s1ycn
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 29/08/2026
El Niño has intensified since humans started burning fossil fuels and pumping heat-trapping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, new research shows.
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Not purely natural: El Niño is more intense because of climate change, study finds
The new research comes as the world is experiencing an strong El Niño that is likely to break records.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites theonion.com/hhs-replaces-childhood…
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 28/08/2026
Enséñale tu nómina y el extracto del alquiler. Cuando se los coma, empezará a interiorizar la información. Nueva entrega del consultorio inmobiliario: f.mtr.cool/9e67tfl5np
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La Ceba Today @lacebatoday.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A menys d’una hora de Madrid! A mès, el gel que es va desprendre èra del tamany d’aproximadament 120 Bernabèus!
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EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 27/08/2026
De Canadá a Valencia en un vuelo de siete horas: dos belugas y cuatro delfines que corrían el riesgo de ser sacrificados ya están en el Oceanogràfic
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De Canadá a Valencia en un vuelo de siete horas: las dos belugas que iban a ser sacrificadas ya están en el Oceanogràfic
Los dos cetáceos forman parte de un grupo de 30 ejemplares cuyo destino estaba en el aire desde el cierre de un parque acuático en Ontario en 2024
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 20/08/2026
"Empleamos demasiado tiempo y recursos para comunicarnos con seres que, en el momento de la verdad, no te responden" f.mtr.cool/mrxgwpwqvz
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 22/06/2026
Irrepressible Messi breaks World Cup scoring record as Argentina beat Austria
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Irrepressible Messi breaks World Cup scoring record as Argentina beat Austria
It had to be Lionel Messi, it had to be on this day and perhaps it even needed to be in Dallas too. History was made in the way he knows best, a clinical left-footed flourish setting him out on his own as the World Cup’s highest goalscorer of all time. Another followed with the game’s final action and at this rate 18 may even seem a modest figure a month from now. Messi has already scored five goals in two games, all but guaranteeing that Argentina will win Group J. A first golden boot would not be the worst present for an icon who turns 39 on Wednesday. The record-breaking moment was one for the ages. It came 40 years to the day since Diego Maradona felled England via infamous hand and enthralling slalom. Had there ever really been any doubt? Quite a bit, actually, in the minutes after Messi improbably missed the target with an early penalty. That, in itself, was a pinch-me moment of sorts. The real thing arrived seven minutes before half-time and perhaps it slayed a few ghosts too. This is the city where, to long-festering chagrin, Maradona played his final international match – at USA 94 – before being banned for ephedrine doping. Continue reading...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 16/06/2026
History for Cape Verde as Spain start with a stutter | World Cup Daily
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History for Cape Verde as Spain start with a stutter | World Cup Daily
Max Rushden is joined by Barry Glendenning, Barney Ronay, Dan Bardell and Sid Lowe as debutants Cape Verde earn a draw against the favourites Spain
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 16/06/2026
Habrá que ver cómo la FIFA solventa la evidente falta de emoción por la ausencia del rosco, auténtica seña de identidad del formato. www.elmundotoday.com/2026/06/cron...
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Albercoc @albercoc.eurosky.social · 16/06/2026
You can say it louder but not clearer...
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Spanish households save €10 a month thanks to renewables expansion, report finds
Thinktank says decoupling electricity from gas prices has also helped shield Spain from hikes caused by Iran war
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 10/06/2026
Clavijo se ha enfundado en un traje de buzo para retirar a las ratas nadadoras de las trampas y quemar sus cuerpos con el fin de evitar que el virus se propague a los delfines voladores Artículo completo en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/06/la-o...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Trump Still Sleeping In MSG Seat
Trump Still Sleeping In MSG Seat
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La Ceba Today @lacebatoday.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Serresiete ha dit que està molt mentalitzat per a guanyar el mundial amb Portugal, a l’instant, una depressió inimaginable se’n ha apoderat de Guedes i de tots els seus companys de selecció. Suïcidi col·lectiu?
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 06/06/2026
La Semana en El Mundo Today: “Si quiere cantar rancheras no habrá problema, pero no podemos permitir una batalla en los vagones entre católicos y evangelistas”, recuerdan desde el Ejecutivo. Escúchalo completo aquí: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/06/el-g...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2026
Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’ theonion.com/zeus-lands-cameo-role-…
Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work theonion.com/department-of-labor-cr…
Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work
Corruption Charges Levied Against 162 Million Americans Accused Of Accepting Money For Services
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 05/06/2026
La Comunidad de Madrid también les permitirá morirse en el aula. Artículo completo en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/06/los-...
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