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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

SHOCKING: elite decepticon warrior, SKYWARP, as been seen flying around Detroit airspace with their skypeenor out. What could this possibly mean for our economy?

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

buh….. recycling’s good for the …. The environment ……

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

does anybody in this chat read Naruto

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Okay I got 2 contenders for faces that are completely original, 100% I made them, ethically sourced. Where’s Roddy

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Do you think he would care if it’s too chiseled

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Don’t worry guys. I can Make Rodimus a new face haha one second [ disappearing into his sea of filing cabinets and opening the one that says ‘FACES (LIKE NEW)’ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵉʳᵉ

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

hi guys this is my new invincible war oc Rodinvincible

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I’m jacking it, oh! Oh! I’m wheel jacking it! I’m wheeljacki g! Ohh! Oh! Oh! I’m wheeljacking!

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

(( finally got him over here

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

wuahuhuh uh WITH A WAVW OF MY FINGER AND A FLCIK OF A DICK ONE ZAP FROM ME WILL KEEL YOU QUICK IM ON MY KNEES READY TO SUCK AND BLOW BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I’VE GOT TO GO [ jumps out of a several story high building and directly into traffic ]

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I mean. It could be important to know if you two ever decide to— actually, now that I think about it, this could all be avoided if you knock up OP instead of the other way around …………

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

You better be! Considering how massive he is compared to you, pregnancy could be ….. well. Maybe I should leave the medical talk to ratchet.

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Now Optimus. Remember. Unless you want a tiny cityspeaker running around, make sure you use one of my faaaantastical prime-sized Procreation Seals

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Straight up freaking it in my lab

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

To be fair, I kinda wasn’t expecting. Y’know. Living guys. I thought you were all alone up here, and we had a spare energon harvester, so —

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Uhhh, well. See. That’s the damndest thing…

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

What, like YOU’RE any better. You raise things from the dead all the time.

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

whaaaat… I thought we had something….

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

heyyy what’s the matter Man i thought you ah….. wanted company ;)

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

[ walking through the doorway ] heyyy shockwave my old friend, my old flame, my old compadre,

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

[ increasingly distant ] I AM THE MAKER! THE CRAFTER OF DESTINYYYYY…. SEE ME , FATHAAAAAAAAH

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

(( it’s ok he’s literally nice to not cons

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

i don’t wanna fuck him THAT bad

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

[ stumbling over like he’s been shot ]

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

already got 1 big arm I need a little one to balance it out

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

(( I <3 writing wheeljack as a maniac. he tore off a starscream’s wing on The Xellsite and everybody was HORRIFIED

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

AUTOBOT X NEED NEW LIMB. SCIENCE HUNGRY

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

( you can just tell me you don’t LIKE it, Optimus… )

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

[ immediately going for an arm with his iconic wheeljack chainsaw ]

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

[ takes a single step. takes another one. starts running ]

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

[ standing ominously in the hallway ] have you ever considered being amputated

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𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑 @star-screamer.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I think someone needs to put wheeljack down .

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

-– I AM THE NEW ARCHITECT! THE NEW CARETAKER OF THE GRAND DESIIIIGN! I HAVE OVERTAKEN YOU 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒, 𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙐𝙎?! 𝙁𝘼𝙏𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙃𝙍!!! [ wheeljack’s voice becomes distant, haunting. it is best to leave him to his demons. for there is nothing else. ]

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

-– [ wheeljack steps onto an empty conveyer belt, arms spread wide, carrying him across his foul creation. ] can you sEE MY NOW, FAATHAAA?!? YOU’LL NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!! [ wheeljack screams to the heavens— the glow of his ‘ears’ being lost in the sea of emerging fueling his abomination. ] -–

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

-– [ headmasters. the factory is making HEADMASTERS. not binary bonded organisms, but golems of metal and flesh, two forces not meant to be brought together in this way. ] THE PERFECT MARRIAGE OF MAN AND MAACHIINE…! THEIR BEAUTY WILL BE HAUNTING!! -—

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

-– of metal and energon, but flesh and blood. ] THE SIN𝘎𝘜𝘓𝘈𝘙𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙀❗️❗️❗️ -–

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

-— [ and now, you can see it. energon- viscous blue energon- flows down many transparent pipes and valves, casting the scene before you in that eerie blue glow. conveyor belts grind their gears, carrying their product down the assembly line— constructing things not just —

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