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Kit-Kat

@labolt.bsky.social
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Admirer of everything, amateur at everything.

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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Real "you see that homeless man? He's got more money than I do" tRump comment energy here. Not surprised.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Do you hear that?? The thousands of screaming voices from "investors"? Yeah nah, nothing ever getting done properly in this dumbass country despite my bigger dumbass hopes.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
Alt: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's always the people you LeAsT eXpEcT~ /s
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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three cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words let 's take ibuprofen together above them
ALT: three cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words let 's take ibuprofen together above them
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Black hen resting with a small chick standing beside it seemingly speaking with another chick, who is deeply embedded within the hen's feathers, with a text overly saying: "sorry my mom said no"
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with yoink written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with yoink written on the bottom
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Amended: "Sorry sweetie. You don't matter as much as our voting "values" do. We can't have lgbtq, minorities, immigrants, or women upending the agendas of our pedophile elites, which is to long-term r*pe this country into ruin. That's just "unamerican"!"
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It's still too much that NFTs are even being brought up at all.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Each and every damn time a photo of him is shown to me against my will, he morphs more and more into some Liefeld comic caricature.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"I started this war and am very upset that Nato isn't ending it for me!!"
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'd suggest just a hole in the ground for people to pee in, tbh. It's what he would've wanted.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Like being stuck on a cruise in the middle of the Pacific with a bad monkey entertainment act, only the monkeys have locked away the captain and crew, commandeered the ship, and the cruise goers are mostly none-the-wiser, or are "delightfully entertained" by the antics. No life preserves.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
No, no, no. We here have a level of decorum where we can't have "demoncrats" wear tan suits, disrespectfully use grey poupon mustard, eat at a bodega, least of all talk with a mouth partially filled with food. How dare you hold our rapist/pedos to the same level as these "demoncrats". /s
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You'd think their homeowners' insurance would've mandated an elevator be built at some point.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
- Democrats trying to do anything. - Republicans: TYRANNY!! Why do we have the constitution if the Dems are just gonna ignore it?!! TAKE IT TO THE COURTS!! - Republicans literally wiping their asses with the parchment. - Republicans: Well the constitution is more of a recommendation, so~
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Truly a marvel of our society when all our accomplishments made life easy enough for walking brain-dead zombies to emerge from the grift swamp.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
They both pushed behind the curtains to get him elected BECAUSE they had so much blackmail on him. Why go to war when you can conquer from within??
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Every time I see a pic of you a small voice in my head chants "if not twink, why twink shape~"
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
Alt: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
They're literally flashing their asses in our faces knowing full well there's no repercussions for them. That's why they're using such obvious names. A big laugh all around in this circle of psychopaths.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Dumbass version of bratty children who keep pushing the envelope to see when and who will stop them.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Obama truly lives rent free in that orange turd's mind, doesn't he...
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Edited repost of the comic panel with the speech bubbles of the two characters. Man: Stop drinking the darkness, Martha. Woman (head half submerged): Glub, glub, glub...
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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a man in a purple vest and bow tie says " you get nothing "
ALT: a man in a purple vest and bow tie says " you get nothing "
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Exploitation is a feature of capitalism. Honestly doesn't have to be because we invented it, and can at any point redefine what it means. But we won't.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wonder if this is the same as "if given the opportunity, all humans can create/ invent wonders". Like just give animals the opportunity without the stress of food/ being made into food and they'll do this and more.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HELL YEAH 👍🏼
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"Egg too expensive. Want egg more less expensive." 60%+ of the people who voted for him, apparently.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Does anyone at this point, so far into this chaos, truly believe "Republicans will see the light after this"? That's like saying "one day the sun will rise from the west".
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Onion, when are you gonna start posting satire again??
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Trying to conduct business with a loaf is hard. 🍞🍞🍞
Mostly black calico laying on a table with her front paws tucked underneath in a "loaf" pose.Grey calico cat looking tiredly at her sister from across with one paw on the table as the rest of her sits on a chair.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Crazy double standards from a dipshit known for doubling the standards for himself.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
No, no. I am reminded every damn day that shitstain is in office, since every damn day is some new horror they keep conceiving.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Did he escape like that bathroom scene from dawn of the dead (2004)??
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Try updating monitor drivers, that could be the issue. If not, it could be an extension on your browser that is making the full screen whacky.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Bread recaptcha.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
She doesn't even have the cool black mold, the megamycete, just the common "this probably killed her in another reality" black mold.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Even the hot stove is a delayed reaction at best. He has to make everything, EVERY DAMN THING, about himself.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Burn GIF
ALT: Burn GIF
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You mean to tell me that most of history has been a battle against insecure people trying to drag everyone else down?
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
These people are the type of losers who always dreamed of having power over others, but would quickly pee themselves if they were ever confronted. I mean it's in the name: Incel Cowardly Edgelords.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Any Austin is really just Gaming Austin and should change names to suit.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"It's the most wonderful time of the year~" #caturday
A grey and white tabby cat upset that he had to pose for his Xmas photo in his reindeer outfit.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fucking hell. This guy just wants to START saying HE HIMSELF wants to X children. If he can excuse Trump like this, he subconsciously wants himself to be excused too. Fucking scum dripped out from every orifice from the dredges of this ass first country.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pure crass AND ass.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When the effects of the "no child left behind" policies became apparent once those kids grew up.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The party of lying surely isn't going to lie this time around, right guys?? 😮‍💨
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Jeez, I thought that this was an Onion article for a moment there.
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Kit-Kat @labolt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Getting these small glimpses of your very beautiful house through each post. 😭
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