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@labcoatguy.bsky.social
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Brownian motion, bond energy, planes, trains, and automobiles, and Aunt Tahiri’s bedtime stories. Cis male (he/him)

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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is turning into a Star Trek holodeck malfunction episode.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s no way to describe a Prelude
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A PSA on Alpine (not that kind of PSA)
The "Alpine Electronics" logo and its pronunciation guide, namely "al"-"pine" as in the tree
The "Alpine Automobiles" logo and its pronunciation guide, namely "al"-"peen" as in the eggplant emoji
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So plenty of DS9, Discovery, and Picard, got it :P
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting the seasonal depression early this year!
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The mythical Baroquiosaurus.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a potential bit of rather dark thematic continuity with your last episode (Deja Q). "What must I do to convince you people?" "Die." (Aamin Marritza perks up, takes notes)
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That seems to be the golden age of iron-block boostmongers. VG, SR, 3S, 2JZ, B234, you name it.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading the replies to this, apparently I have not lived dangerously. My old-car experience has been disproportinately focused on Saabs and comparably beefy safety cells from elsewhere in Europe. The least safe car I've actually driven is probably my family's old 1990 Corolla.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s okay, it’s FWD so it rounds down to not a cliche. (That’s how it works right?)
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a used parking brake sensor for your car is $75, might as well just try to resurrect the malfunctioning one by soaking it in contact cleaner and manipulating it vigorously. Quite glad it worked.
A triumphant Jeremy Clarkson, captioned with "I've mended something!!"
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude is awesome. He brought those Ssangyongs to Lime Rock on their Mercedes-Benz day and got so much positive attention. Also has a manual-swapped W212 wagon, among other cars.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The #weirdcarBS mentality is seriously considering a 20+ year old car from a defunct brand and likely needing a timing belt during the duration of ownership, rather than anything that has even a hope in hell of being covered under a warranty, whether factory or aftermarket.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@untitledstartrekproject.com and @joyoftrek.com do you guys know each other? Your podcast vibes seem quite compatible.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always good to be Balkan’ up your knowledge
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people like to defend the Jaguar X-Type, so maybe.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dayum that is an amazing color!
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
F^$#%$& aftermarket V-belts for the f%^*%$ water pump and alternator for a f*^$##% Saab 900.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From what I remember on the forums, 1ZZ rebuilding is not worth the effort, given the glut of reasonably sturdy blocks in junkyard. Or just 2ZZ it.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Knock knock
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Hummingbird Camera Close-Up Encounter
ALT: Hummingbird Camera Close-Up Encounter
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah Mazatlan is very good. Can’t vouch for authenticity but it’s become our go-to.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It has to be a German mechanical marvel that retains iconic status in the face of strong competition from domestic and overseas competitors, right?
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cold day?
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Continental DWS06+. They were the best all-rounder in the size I needed, and Tire Rack had a great sale on them.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Only thing missing is a suspension lift, because CAFE.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh so that's where the Opel Ampera's face makeup came from.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The next time someone writes yet another thinkpiece about the Jaguar X-Type, it should have the title “The Jaguar Mystique”. Any double meaning is fully intentional.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me, juggling an OG 9-3 and a C900:
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
ALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not the most popular technical school, that.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wonder if you could fit a Renault 5 Turbo drivetrain in the back.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Will also fit modern Jags!
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yoink
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Turbo, Euro, boxy, convertible. Which 80s icon are you picking? #weirdcarBS
A Maserati Biturbo poses next to a Saab 900 Turbo. Both cars are convertibles.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah their later GT2 attempts didn’t really bear fruit. On the subject of that 2006 though, talk about a failure of a facelift. The body kit and chin augmentation really robbed the car of its inherent sleekness.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil Wait wrong franchise. Still, the sentiment remains.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*does not apply to GM-era Saabs
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Often either right before or right after a car has been perfected.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Laughs in East Coast
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Roz from Monsters, Inc. - Stern Look
ALT: Roz from Monsters, Inc. - Stern Look
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There is hope for Jaguar.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As one of dozens of Concorde stans, plumb this straight into my veins.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For the family that needs to escape the incoming coup before the angry mob reaches the palace.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Once upon a time in Cambridge, there would’ve been Saabs as far as the eye could see. Now I’m the last Saab standing in a sea of Subarus.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That top is more chapeau than Chapron.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But only slightly stuffy. Bring back Tiff and Vicki.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Technically my cousin's uncle on the side I'm not related to, but in 2007 he had a Roewe 750 (in Shanghai). I tried it out briefly when visiting; bit plasticky but still an experience.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sloped windshield and vertical rear window is a helluva look.
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why does this remind me of: youtu.be/DdZre_JAvnE?...
youtu.be
QI Breaks Phill's Brain | QI
YouTube video by QI
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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ah yes, Genetic determinism, the trap of many a fundamentalist, except this time the G is capitalized.
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