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Laura Abbott

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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 27/09/2026
Get equipped with PCIe Gen 5
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 22/01/2026
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 29/11/2025
For your own safety do not talk to motorman his duties require all of his attention
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 09/11/2025
No a large language model would not destroy a better world
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 21/09/2025
I refuse to read the article to find out if these two things are related
From the AP: Joey Bosa grew up watching “ SpongeBob SquarePants,” and had made a professional living out of terrorizing opposing quarterbacks.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/09/2025
I don’t remember why i created this gem. I think I was mad at new gcc warnings.
Am I out of touch? No it’s the compiler who is wrong.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/09/2025
Found it
How many of you have felt personally victimized by CONFIG_HIGHMEM
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 08/09/2025
Enthusiastic customer service response
Text reads “OH. MY. GOODNESS. Laura! Are you clairvoyant?”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 08/07/2025
99 companies / hiring some engineers
LinkedIn notification about 99 companies increased hiring for software engineers
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 22/03/2025
Post a warning
An air conditioner labeled “DO NOT FORK”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 04/02/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally
Stand here if you’re sad written in sidewalk chalk
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 15/12/2024
Thought I lost part of the toddler safety latch
A latched cabinet with an extra piece on it. The latch only needs one.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 15/12/2024
Just like what i remember from Sunday school
Email with subject “Celebrate Christmas with SEO Discounts”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 25/11/2024
Think NPR should have chosen a different example bottle because I had to look several times
Screenshot of npr skeet about plastic, the water bottle looks very phalic and the orange something at the end just looks worse
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 05/11/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally.
From what do people do all day, Everyone is a worker. How many workers are there here? One, two, three, four, five, six.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/10/2024
This is now a thread about playing quietly
Several bottles of edible kitchen liquid removed from the kitchen cabinet (I forgot to lock it after snack). Not pictured: bottle of vanilla handed to me.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/10/2024
Playing quietly before snack time
Two banana with toddler teeth marks in them
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 06/10/2024
Check out my Veggie ID! You can create yours at sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
Veggie ID green bean; strengths
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 29/09/2024
That is supposed to be a bear but that is not what I saw on this CD at first glance
A children’s music CD. The brown bear resembles a uterus and fallopian tubes
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 09/09/2024
OSS projects when they do something users don’t like
A large outdoor air conditioner with a yellow sticker  DO NOT FORK
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 31/08/2024
“Where did the rest of the papers the toddler was walking around with end up?” My answer about 20 min later
A Dutch oven in the sink with torn magazines floating in water inside
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 30/08/2024
Honestly i would follow an account that was just internal server errors
Suggested accounts returned internal server error
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 06/07/2024
If you see this post a pic from your phone with no explanation
A picture from an alphabet book, letter e. The engineer drives the train. The engineer is peak 90s fashion.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 19/06/2024
Meta AI asking the hard questions
Screenshot from Facebook Meta AI suggesting “How does hotdoggin’ world work”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 17/06/2024
A table with a hole and a label “Please roll umbrella down when your done” the your is misspelled
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 11/06/2024
This has been sitting on my desk, I should use it for things
A yellow piece of paper from a children book that says “peek-a-boo!”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 25/05/2024
Time for shitty food porn
Some misshapen spinach and artichoke pesto pizza on a plate with a knife.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 29/04/2024
A picture for when you need it
A picture from Cars And Trucks and Things that go of a dog in a hat in a red car. It is labeled a terrible driver.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 28/04/2024
The self checkout still worked
A screen showing “could not connect” errors
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 18/03/2024
Reskeet with a fav meme you’ve made
Bike fail meme with the person labeled “VC attempting OSS” , the stick in wheel labeled “Unprofitable business model”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 04/03/2024
If you see this I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
A drawing, probably by a child, of a squirrel with a nut in a tree. There is something that looks like a key among some nuts in a pile. The picture has text “welcome to squirrel”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 17/01/2024
Ominous
Picture of two kids with text “Paul and Judy are waving Bye-bye to YOU”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/01/2024
This is a great piece but I have to say this link preview is deeply unfortunate
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 28/12/2023
My 2024 mood (pretend this is part of the meme)
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 09/09/2023
Teach you toddler to drive standard
A piece of playground equipment that looks like a steering wheel with a stick shift
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 27/08/2023
A baby crinkle book with a very happy lemon, a mad lime and a grinning strawberry.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 16/08/2023
The worst thread in the history of forums, still going on today
LinkedIn notification asking “Is Linux secure? With Canonical”
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/08/2023
I really do not think so
We have AI to thank for spikes in workplace diversity , from wellfound
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 10/08/2023
Introducing the baby’s greatest nemesis
A toy fish with multicolored scales on a quilt
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 22/07/2023
Eli Gold from The Good Wife captioned Stop Tweeting
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 13/07/2023
I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life
The surprising reason you shouldn’t eat lots of ice cream when it’s hot out
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 07/07/2023
Smh Homer
Pictures from Cars and Trucks and things that go “Homer drove his tractor into the pond. That wasn’t very smart Homer” is the text. A yellow tractor is being lifted out of a pond.
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 26/05/2023
Please be inspired by this message I saw in the park a few weeks ago
The text “your enough” (sic) in chalk
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Laura Abbott @labbott.name · 23/05/2023
This Dino releases toxic gas
Baby onesie on a baby with a dinosaur on the butt
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