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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 08/10/2026

mine says i maintain a prime subscription. i haven't had one in years!

screenshot of my "about you" section on amazon (account -> account settings -> about you). text reads:

Home & Family Maintains Amazon Prime subscription

Product Preferences Maintains Prime membership

Interests & Hobbies Likely enjoys gaming activities

alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 26/09/2026

made snow skin mooncakes (冰皮月餅) with lotus seed paste filling (蓮蓉). made the paste from scratch, not just the skin. happy mid autumn festival! 中秋節快樂！

22 snow skin moon cakes (冰皮月餅) for mid autumn festival (中秋節)

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 17/09/2026

this count is SOOOO different from the baky appview. iirc followers was like 1k (though a lot of fake, deactivated, wtc accounts) and following was like 4k? basically got a soft prestige for free

screenshot of an atproto user account page
name: alli um, unstoppable
tag: laapcoeng.nya.je
pronouns: she/her
608 followers, 252 following, 13k skeets

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 14/09/2026

this shit is so funny to me

zelda timeline visualization 1, not mentioning breath of the wild or tears of the kingdom

zelda timeline visualization 2, breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom are separate

zelda timeline 3, fanmade and trying to include breath of the wild or tears of the kingdom in the "main timeline" or whatever

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 04/09/2026

THESE ARE NOT THE SAME THINGS!!!!

question from the quiz reading:

what do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle and you have to get off at a certain point?
rotary
roundabout
circle
traffic circle

question from the quiz, reading:
what is your *general* term for a big road that you drive relatively fast on?
highway
freeway
parkway
turnpike
expressway
throughway/thru-way

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 04/09/2026

these results make sense. grew up in the dmv-ish area and i still live on the east coast

my results from dialect language quiz at https://mydialect.us/quiz-standard.html

results text reads "you talk most like someone from virginia — about 50% of your answers match a typical resident."

most similar: albuquerque, new mexico (49%), phoenix, arizona (49%), los angeles, california (49%)

least similar: omaha, new england (46%), new orleans, louisiana (46%),
detroit, michigan (47%)

there is a map of the united states colored via a color bar from "least like you" in blue to "most like you" in red, with the middle being a light tan. regions most-red on the map are california, nevada, arizona, and new mexico, with sections of florida, deleware, maryland, virginia, and maine also red. most of the midwest and the central southern states are a deep blue

more results from dialect language quiz at https://mydialect.us/quiz-standard.html

text reads:
what gave you away
answers that point most strongly to virginia.
aunt: i use [ɑ/ɒ] when referring to the general concept of an aunt, but [æ] when referring to a specific person by name
what word(s) do you use to address a group of two or more people? y'all
which of these terms do you prefer for a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc.? yard sale
the first vowel in "miracle"[ɛ] as in "net"

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 12/08/2026

im officially kind i tied bravery and perseverance, i guess in that case it chooses alphabetically (or perhaps there was a minor decimal difference since it only displays integers?)

screenshot of result from jadenthejaded's undertale / deltarune soul quiz

top of the image is a green heart, with the word KINDNESS also in green underneath, under it reads "No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel.

*A clear result, but not a lopsided one: bravery is right behind it by 7.2 points."

Under that description is the results as a bar chart
kindness (green): 71%
bravery (orange): 63%
perseverance (pink): 63%
jusitice (yellow): 56%
determination (red): 52%
integrity (blue): 44%
patience (cyan): 34%

a note at the bottom says "50% is neutral. Above it you leaned toward that virtue, below it you leaned away. "

screenshot of result from jadenthejaded's undertale / deltarune soul quiz

text reads:
What is kindness?

Kindness is not niceness. The latter is pleasant and cheap, only offered by those who are unable or unwilling to tell people what they actually need to hear. Kindness is frequently inconvenient, and it might even hurt at first, but it's aimed at providing the best possible outcome for those who wouldn't be able to help themselves.

You are probably the person people tell things to. You often find yourself feeling someone's discomfort and wanting to figure out how to fix things almost out of instinct.
The shadow of one's soul

Kindness defends everyone except the person holding it, and will call that a virtue. The Kind who don't set healthy boundaries more often than not find themselves spent for someone else's sake, even though not everyone might deserve it.

It also hides. Kindness is a very comfortable place to put avoidance: an unhealthy Kind will often disregard their own needs, being willing to take on the pain for everyone else, as if martyrdom were something to aspire to.
Often confused with patience

Patience and Kindness have a few things in common: both trust that time can make things better, but the former concerns itself with time and how it's spent, the latter with alleviating and preventing pain.

The Patient will often remain near people who might ask for help, but wait for them to make the first move; the Kind will simply go ahead and offer their help regardless.

screenshot of result from jadenthejaded's undertale / deltarune soul quiz

text reads:
"Your secondary virtue

Your second-strongest virtue is BRAVERY, at 63%.

Driven by BRAVERY's eagerness to take the first step, the Kind who have it as their secondary virtue are usually making sure that the people they care about know just how much they would like to help - whether they ask for it or not.

These people will immediately intervene to share the burden of sorrow or to help figure out a solution to a problem, even before understanding if there's anything they can do in the first place.

Your lowest virtue is patience (34%). Of course, no one can be perfect at everything."

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 29/07/2026

what the fuck, have i typed this more than once? why was this the primary suggestion over panopticon

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 11/07/2026

maybe not a great way to promote your game imo!

screenshot of bluesky notifications. newest one is at the top, oldest one is at the bottom. from bottom to top: an account for a game that is asking to be wishlisted in its display name (mostly censored in red) followed me. next, the account liked a post of mine that reads "had a nightmare." finally, the account liked a post of mine reading "been having not great intrusive thoughts more lately but also i never feel comfortable about posting them"

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 05/07/2026

sure wonder why there's all this bad air around dc

air quality map in a big area around dc, includes pennsylvania, new jersey, delaware, maryland, virginia. most of it is yellow while a big chunk by dc is orange

air quality index category color table. green is good (0-50), yellow is moderate (51-100), orange is unhealthy for sensitive groups (101-150), scarlet is unhealthy (151-200), purple is very unhealthy (201-300), maroon is hazardous (301+), and no color/gray is no data

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 04/07/2026

woke has infiltrated our grocery stores. and on the fourth of july!!!

cropped image of a receipt saying "ROMAINE HRT + RAINBOW PEPPERS"

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 04/07/2026

why the fuck is v***h on here

trans woman on internet bingo
first row: vlasic pickles, 24/7 of the following 4 platforms discord twitter youtube reddit, code, minster energy drink, rainbow infinity for autism
second row: either ace or horney af depending on the hour, identifies as one of these (split pan/bi flag), listens to 100gecs, likes cat girls, hoodie+compression? pants
middle row: rainbow rgb computer, guitar hero guitar, valid af, salt and vinegar chips, vaish
fourth row: owns cat ear headphones owns maid outfit, that one type of choker that looks like chains, hypno kink, needs cuddles and hugs every day
last row: no idea what tf this is but bottles with colors, plays at least one of the following three: final fantasy splatoon animal crossing, skirt go spinny, do i want to be her or date her, owns at least blåhaj ikea shark

the trans woman on internet bingo sheet filled out. social media 24/7, code, autism. 100 gecs. rgb computer, guitar hero controller, valid. needs hugs and cuddles. spinny skirt, owns at least one blåhaj

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 23/06/2026

what member of brassica are you? tag yourself, i think im canola

yellow depictions of brassica family plants on black. text is mostly yellow, with some white. From left to right: terminal buds (cabbage), lateral buds (brussels and kalettes), stem (kohlrabi and wasabi), seeds (canola and msutard), roots (radish, rutabaga, turnip), leaves (bok choy, mustards, kales), flowers (broccoli and cauliflower). top right of the image in white is a watermark consisting of a tomato in front of the sun, with the text "the vegucation station"

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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 16/06/2026

actually surprised at how few i have on my account. i have false positives! i think all of the "most frequent "ones i have are not keysmashes except 'wttbp' sorry zohran mamdani for misspelling ur name enough for it to appear 😭 also, 10 most common bars but only 5 ones