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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

happy birthday to my favorite son who i am wishing on time because i absolutely did not forget his birthday because he is my favorite son and i love my one and only son that is not an utter disappointment and i would never forget his birthday happy birthday *checks hand* gilbert

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

i am so in love with this unintelligent american. i gave vanilla ice a cowboy hat because i missed hol horse. i disgust myself.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I want you eviscerated. ( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

ooc. thinking about this again … he’s perfect for it … i should at least make dio do his makeup like this …

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

someone stole my pants. vanilla ice, if it was you, i am going to gut you and display you in a common room to make an example out of you. i will make petshop eat your liver every day.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

watching rupaul’s drag race. thinking about how he could do everything so much better.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Yes. Which is why we shall name him Alfred Giorno-2 Brando Oh so now you listen to me … Vanilla Ice “loves on” me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( I’m never not with you, but that is not the point. )

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Who said he’s your son? No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long ) is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

. . . charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

hol horse i swear to DIO! that if you do not go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich RIGHT NOW, i am naming your son charles.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

get them yourself. YOU are making ME a sandwich. if i wanted to run around my mansion for beans, i would make my own sandwich. what kind of husband cannot even make his beautiful and pregnant wife a sandwich without help.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

when did sandwiches get so complicated. back in my day we didn’t have “cold cuts”. sandwiches were two pieces of bread with beans in between them.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

he is good enough. at least my dear vanilla ice actually listens to me, unlike my so called husband.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

i lack a gag reflex, but have exceptionally sharp teeth. do you really want to challenge me, my beloved?

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

say that again and i will make it disappear.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

if you leave i will find a way to kill myself and write your name in my suicide letter. ahem, i mean. do not leave. you are still of use to me.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

i could quite literally last until the end of time without you, hol horse. though, it would be rather quiet with you in another room … ah, not that your constant chattering would be missed.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

you are sleeping on the couch for the rest of our eternal lives.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

the feds, my dear. they got me. arrested me for. being too handsome.

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