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Van Ondi

@l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social
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internet socialite 💻 host of best week ever podcast 🎙️📺

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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you see your childhood friend hanging out with a housewife of new jersey, but it's not your favorite 😞
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know I am the problem cos I'm looking at photos/videos of Lady Gaga from this April and wondering if she was holding her belly while singing pregnant
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With this great opening of rhony, one must ask : is Carole really needed? #rhony
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
McBee Dynasty is an embarrassment to bravo #bravo #mcbeedynasty
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The only liar I see in that dinner is Amanda #inthecity
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My head is elsewhere cos I completely forgot I had to attend a class last night and this morning 😞
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
At the community pool and a woman with the blue line flag is here and I want her to stay the fuck away from my kid
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Summer used to be fun and then I became a mom 🫩
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I feel like every artist (ahem phoebe) right now kinda steals from manu terrors and it's pissing me the fuck off.
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Threads users glazing the “accountability” West took in the whiteboard video as if he’s not a proven pathological liar
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Zach Campbell Reacts to Election Results
ALT: Zach Campbell Reacts to Election Results
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I want to adopt/foster all the dogs that ICE leaves behind, they truly are Nazis.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My friends work in music studios and are always playing music and we used to jam all the time, and my dream for my kid is to let her have studio time with them with her lyrics, just like I dreamt when I was a teen writing music
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I wanna know the skirt Ariana wore on casa amor tonight, I feel so jealous of those who saw it in theaters #loveislandusa
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Also, I like Liz, I know it's only part one, but 🤷🏽‍♀️ I like her (in my jersey voice)
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Being drunk and going on threads is a bad idea
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I cannot wait to be in San Diego this July for the thrift shopping alone, I am searching for ballet flats 😞 I know, the trend is taking me back to 2005
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love messages like this from my listeners ❤️‍🔥
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@kmoney.bsky.social literally called this season of love island, lust island, before this whole "lustful" narrative took over
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
not people hating on sol for just explaining her side of the story, yall are so corny to think an hour of a show that producers edit is making you not believe what the actual contestant went through
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I do not want to hear a LICK of complaining from her on the OC spinoff. ENOUGH.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think Taylor lost herself in this embarrassing relationship and it shows in her latest album.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hope whoever voted him three times dies a karmic death, but y'all are dying slowly by the shit he promised to do in that 2025 project, and you dumb bitches didn't want to listen.
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
West Wilson BUM West Wilson SWEATY West Wilson UNFAITHFUL West Wilson UNEMPLOYED West Wilson ENEMY OF THE NEW YORK KNICKS
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why are we trying to make Shamea's mother a thing in the show #rhoa
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*whispers* she's a fake ass fan, loser
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My daughter's summer song is heat waves by glass animals and that makes me so proud.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Does anyone else apply chapstick on their kid while they're sleeping?
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm having fun blocking all the dumb white women on threads
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You're not an ally if you support Taylor Swift, who has been silent on EVERYTHING POLITICAL/LGBQT+IA COMMUNITY
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I swear I'm talking to juveniles on this app.cos WTF do you mean REASONING?????
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Rachel Fisher @rachelfisher.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
One of my biggest problems with the term “Epstein Class” is that it’s often just used as a political cudgel and what’s gotten lost in the conversation is the systemic abuse of women and girls
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Alessia Cara "here" is fucking whack and has always been whack, COME FIND ME.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Unfortunately after what las culataristas did to Jasmine Crockett, I stopped listening to their podcast and I will not be supporting their awards show.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Planning to have a talk with my neighbor tomorrow morning cos me and my husband were gaming and we had our window down, so my neighbor proceeded to play loud house music NEAR MY 6 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS ROOM WHILE SHE IS SLEEPING. it's one thing to fuck with me,but don't you fucking dare go after my kid
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Caitlin Clark is such a loser
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You were 9 when you first heard Taylor Swift, I was 19. BABES, we are not the same. That girl deserves every criticism from my POV.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm really good at removing myself in situations that don't work for me, deuces ✌🏼
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Whitney is Amanda but in a different font #inthecity
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The swifties are so annoying on threads
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm having a revenge summer
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Are people not cleaning themselves properly that there is a body deodorant spray? We truly live Idiocracy times.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Jesus Christ please don't let California have a Republican governor
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I used to be the girl that said I'll have five kids, and then I had one and had postpartum and it changed everything. Women need to know this more before they make promises like this to men. #loveislandusa
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I wish I could hire a medium for my best friend so her grandma can tell her she doesn't need to marry that schmuck of a man.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So colon wishes he never started bike riding so this wouldn't happen and doesn't blame his manipulative motive with both Caitlin and Moriah. Fuck this dude. #thetruthandtragedyofmoriahwilson
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I need my girl renate to play Moriah now
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sorry to report here, but I am having fun on threads. please don't jinx me social media app gods.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One thing about me, when a housewife reposts or likes or even dm's me, that is an instant follow from me. idc sue me.
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Van Ondi @l0n9w4yh0m3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'm not gonna lie, if Kelsey did a GRWM makeup tutorial I would be all over that #rhori
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