Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026next stop, a single purpose ginger grater and an improbably tiny mandoline. I have no regrets. 110
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I was on a booth on Saturday, and two separate Libertarian Party vollies were complaining about the trust changes to anyone who would listen, so... yeah checks out 190
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026academia can be rough, but if you put together a really compelling abstract, maybe you'll be invited to 010
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Oh shit you haven't looped yet? That sucks dog you gotta get loopin'. I'm on 8 but I hear some sick shit unlocks when you hit 11 100
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The Long Goodbye is a crime/mystery film in which the first ten minutes of the movie is devoted to the protagonist completely failing to fool his cat into eating not-the-normal pet food, and somehow that's a perfect setup for everything else that happens 000
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025"The Velvet Underground of Teaching Orangutans to Breastfeed" is a highlight because it lets me immediately recall the entire news story, as though I have been gifted an insane mnemonic for a very specific piece of useless knowledge 1334
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 05/11/2024the real Kennedy curse is that they all carry with them the lathe of heaven, but are incapable of imagining a better world in which they're also still alive 000
Kai @kywe.bsky.social · 04/06/2024imagine spending decades skillfully navigating the complex political calculus of the holy roman empire, getting yourself appointed as the archbishop of Salzburg, and then your portrait ends up looking like "okay children now draw the town dunce" 0181
