🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 02/10/2026long overdue to-do list item crossed off that it's possible nobody will notice: comments alternate colors, and replies inherit their color from the OP. wow! 1220
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/09/2026he's so much taller than any other character that he looks ridiculous on this square canvas 18814
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 21/09/2026removing or replacing him has some fun absurdist results, but preserving Garfield as a silent cartoon character often pares down the original jokes to a more succinct, funnier form 010
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/09/2026spx action alert. yesterday i took a photo of this sticker and now my friend wants it and i can't find it. help 0210
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/09/2026ok its art pens exploded from being carried around in a bag all the time and it had to clean them up resulting in this sort of evocative photoillustration 1120
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 06/09/2026the way the face has Slightly too many lines and they're placed in ways that make approximate sense but don't add up to a clear idea, the subtle way the bubble and the zeiger are one, the inexplicable patch of blue color under the ear, it's spot on and still looks like your cartooning, good shit 0412
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 06/09/2026i can never tell if i'm thinking too hard or not enough when I read her this way, but so much of her "turn to good" feels like she's straining to perform the aesthetics of "goodness" under the vague threat of moral danger. she put up a "🚫🟰" sign above her desk, like, as if she's going to relapse 250
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/08/2026do you think conker sees himself as a full person, or has he just settled for living his life as a vessel that performs a role that feels safely comfortable 827860
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 22/08/2026one of many things I like about my webcomic, which you read and love, is that this is one of the pages that comes up when you skip around chapter by chapter in the archive 2628
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 20/08/2026ever since seeing this post i can't think about fortnite as anything other than "look at all this random crap" 090
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 15/08/2026the absurd wordiness of "Everybody Wants to Have A World" and "I Don't Think It's Supposed to Come Back" pairs really well with the blunt "Nitehox" and "Witebox" imo 1180
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 15/08/2026"I Don't Think It's Supposed to Come Back" was my second or third choice of title but I feel like I've made the right choice every time its unusual length makes it take up like an entire line of text 1380
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/08/2026I'm glad the egg was an iconic character for somebody else as well. Their legs-but-no-eyes-or-arms made them feel unusually animalistic, and this bright-yellow-and-red starburst effect was the first time I remember identifying that color could conjure a sensation of pain 2412
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/08/2026I watched a stream of Endacopia and thought "This is like if Undertale expected you to be fluent in Pajama Sam instead of being fluent in Earthbound" and then you turn literally one corner and see a framed painting of the egg that eats condiments from Pajama Sam 3 736162
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 06/08/2026new deadlock character, "wall street's most ruthless stockbroker but the market crashed on the day of the ritual so he shows up wearing a big barrel and suspenders." he can invest in items in the shop and get a cut of the souls other players spend on them like he's playing monopoly 427982
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 04/08/2026i try to talk to her about literally anything and all she ever does is try to sell me her sinister potion smdh 19332
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 02/08/2026compare to an ancient dinosaur elderly decaying jurassic era senior citizen CMS like Wordpress, where "Edit" and "View" appear on hover, making them immediately accessible without even having to move your eyes away from the title of the post in question 180
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 14/07/2026i actually kind of understand the utility of patreon adding a social media feed to itself (in the current socmed landscape, your followers might be scattered across 2 or 3 platforms and it's annoying to communicate with all of them), but it really just feels like an xkcd 927 situation 1161
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 14/07/2026anyway this will probably be my only #quip and I'm releasing it for free 1160
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 14/07/2026i made a "quip" and i pressed the share button and it just downloaded this image to my device 1140
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 10/07/2026in that context maybe a better way to phrase this is "Is the flesh colored wedge a full 180 degrees followed by a ~30 degrees hair wedge, or is it more like a 150 degree flesh wedge followed by 30 degree hair wedge, combining to add up to 180" 010
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 10/07/2026i had strong opinions about which of these three lines should be aligned with each other 1230
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/06/202610 years ago I feel like you could see this pretty plainly demonstrated by the spectrum of blues that the Trump, Hilary, and Bernie campaigns tended to prefer using in their brand. (2020 repeated this pattern basically verbatim but swap in Biden) 0130
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/06/2026I have a few of them archived in the form of twitter embeds on Discord chats at least 1100
🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 20/06/2026i dont feel like making a promo image for it but i'm going to stream The Movies later at like 8:30 or some such time 190