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comics + stupid stuff I make #softiescomic at www.softies.net and you read it ok? ★ kyssimmee.tumblr.com ★ kyssimmee.com/patreon ★ @softiescomic.bsky.social ★ readmycomic.com ⚠ my work is sometimes for kids but my social media isn't!

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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 02/10/2026
long overdue to-do list item crossed off that it's possible nobody will notice: comments alternate colors, and replies inherit their color from the OP. wow!
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/09/2026
he's so much taller than any other character that he looks ridiculous on this square canvas
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/09/2026
the stumpy stander
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/09/2026
the swaggy sitter
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 24/09/2026
here's a couple more darkseed 2 drawings from 2021
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/09/2026
happy fall
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 21/09/2026
removing or replacing him has some fun absurdist results, but preserving Garfield as a silent cartoon character often pares down the original jokes to a more succinct, funnier form
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 17/09/2026
So true! What do you think of this?
A giant wet pile of lasagna covered in cobblestones and brown slime, oozing with a neon green filmy liquid which bubbles and glows as it pools into the crevices of a scary skeleton
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 16/09/2026
this is what Photoshop looks like out of the box now
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/09/2026
spx action alert. yesterday i took a photo of this sticker and now my friend wants it and i can't find it. help
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/09/2026
ok its art pens exploded from being carried around in a bag all the time and it had to clean them up resulting in this sort of evocative photoillustration
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 12/09/2026
arecibo
cartoon drawing of an alien lizard person giving two thumbs up
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 12/09/2026
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 06/09/2026
the way the face has Slightly too many lines and they're placed in ways that make approximate sense but don't add up to a clear idea, the subtle way the bubble and the zeiger are one, the inexplicable patch of blue color under the ear, it's spot on and still looks like your cartooning, good shit
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 06/09/2026
i can never tell if i'm thinking too hard or not enough when I read her this way, but so much of her "turn to good" feels like she's straining to perform the aesthetics of "goodness" under the vague threat of moral danger. she put up a "🚫🟰" sign above her desk, like, as if she's going to relapse
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 30/08/2026
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 29/08/2026
corporate art styles
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/08/2026
do you think conker sees himself as a full person, or has he just settled for living his life as a vessel that performs a role that feels safely comfortable
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/08/2026
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 22/08/2026
one of many things I like about my webcomic, which you read and love, is that this is one of the pages that comes up when you skip around chapter by chapter in the archive
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 21/08/2026
good luck with your burger
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 20/08/2026
ever since seeing this post i can't think about fortnite as anything other than "look at all this random crap"
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 19/08/2026
this is how I picture it
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 15/08/2026
the absurd wordiness of "Everybody Wants to Have A World" and "I Don't Think It's Supposed to Come Back" pairs really well with the blunt "Nitehox" and "Witebox" imo
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 15/08/2026
"I Don't Think It's Supposed to Come Back" was my second or third choice of title but I feel like I've made the right choice every time its unusual length makes it take up like an entire line of text
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 15/08/2026
a big huge massive juicy hamburger, looks yummy and delicious! wanna take a bite?
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/08/2026
i really like his wrinkly effete Horton
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/08/2026
I'm glad the egg was an iconic character for somebody else as well. Their legs-but-no-eyes-or-arms made them feel unusually animalistic, and this bright-yellow-and-red starburst effect was the first time I remember identifying that color could conjure a sensation of pain
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 13/08/2026
I watched a stream of Endacopia and thought "This is like if Undertale expected you to be fluent in Pajama Sam instead of being fluent in Earthbound" and then you turn literally one corner and see a framed painting of the egg that eats condiments from Pajama Sam 3
framed painting of the egg that eats condiments from pajama sam 3
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 06/08/2026
new deadlock character, "wall street's most ruthless stockbroker but the market crashed on the day of the ritual so he shows up wearing a big barrel and suspenders." he can invest in items in the shop and get a cut of the souls other players spend on them like he's playing monopoly
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 04/08/2026
i try to talk to her about literally anything and all she ever does is try to sell me her sinister potion smdh
cartoon drawing of Graves from deadlock
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 02/08/2026
it could be literally this easy
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 02/08/2026
compare to an ancient dinosaur elderly decaying jurassic era senior citizen CMS like Wordpress, where "Edit" and "View" appear on hover, making them immediately accessible without even having to move your eyes away from the title of the post in question
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 15/07/2026
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 14/07/2026
i actually kind of understand the utility of patreon adding a social media feed to itself (in the current socmed landscape, your followers might be scattered across 2 or 3 platforms and it's annoying to communicate with all of them), but it really just feels like an xkcd 927 situation
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 14/07/2026
anyway this will probably be my only #quip and I'm releasing it for free
smeallie: yeeeowch! i just #quipped myself in the balls #entrepeneur
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 14/07/2026
i made a "quip" and i pressed the share button and it just downloaded this image to my device
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 10/07/2026
big man coming through
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 10/07/2026
in that context maybe a better way to phrase this is "Is the flesh colored wedge a full 180 degrees followed by a ~30 degrees hair wedge, or is it more like a 150 degree flesh wedge followed by 30 degree hair wedge, combining to add up to 180"
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 10/07/2026
i had strong opinions about which of these three lines should be aligned with each other
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 10/07/2026
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 07/07/2026
magic surrounds us!
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 07/07/2026
guess we're gonna see what happens!
drawing of celeste from deadlock doing 67 hands. her tattoos read QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 30/06/2026
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 28/06/2026
10 years ago I feel like you could see this pretty plainly demonstrated by the spectrum of blues that the Trump, Hilary, and Bernie campaigns tended to prefer using in their brand. (2020 repeated this pattern basically verbatim but swap in Biden)
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 25/06/2026
my #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Panel 1. Angry guy flips you off. Angry guy: This world is full of dip, shits and goo gahs!

Panel 2. Angry guy walks down the street. Angry guy: I want to go where the slick epic memeheads hang out!

Panel 3. Angry guy gestures at the town. "But I'm stuck in this two-bit town fulla fuckem'up bonkboys!!" A weird rat looks on. Weird rat: "Oh my god Bro"

Panel 4. Weird rat: "I think you're like, a visionary. Can we make out a lot until I die"
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/06/2026
I have this one too
Episode 6 "Al and Moo" - Them weird twins' dad is scary at first but then it turns out he's a doughnut guy. Fucking crazy shit, Doug.
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/06/2026
I have a few of them archived in the form of twitter embeds on Discord chats at least
Episode 510 - "The Pumpkin Patch" - Doug goes to the pumpkin patch and benghazi happens and Doug thinks its God punishing him for enjoying himselfEpisode 240 "Doug-maginations" - Doug goes into one of his trademark imagination scenarios, this time to pretend his sweater is blue.
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 20/06/2026
My movies are good
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 20/06/2026
i dont feel like making a promo image for it but i'm going to stream The Movies later at like 8:30 or some such time
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