Reposted by Kyoiacoyotefeets @coyotefeets.bsky.social · 30/12/2025This New Year’s Eve, something must change me inside, I’m crooked and misguided, and tired of being tired. My heart is on my sleeve, and yes I still believe, in you. 0344
Reposted by KyoiaTalbot Balboa @talbot.dog · 30/12/2025We’re all just eating dinner so that we can have some lunch 154
Reposted by KyoiaJon Standards @jon.standardscontracting.com · 08/11/2025later beans o7 im going to go flick myself penis 062
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Are there any furries playing Bitcraft? Would love to work alongside you to support a settlement! 042
Reposted by KyoiaJim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 18/04/2025My painting CATTLE COMING HOME 171519260
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 04/04/2024Multi Factor Authentication for boat navigation: Something you are: You are a boat Something you know: You know the date Something you have: A sextant 010
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 07/08/2023Oh boy its going to be another one of those "hope I still have a job on monday"-kinda weeks 120
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 07/08/2023A lucidspark board with one GIANT blue sticky note that reads "Microsoft Teams" and nothing else 000
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Email: "Your amazon package is arriving today" Me literally every 15 minutes: 020
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023bad dragon cum lube that comes out with compressed gas like silly string 081
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023A very blue moon welcome to @coyotesweets.bsky.social! They are yeasty and hoppy and pairs well with candy. 021
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 05/07/2023When the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax. THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX 000
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Attention society, you cannot put a federal holiday on a Tuesday and expect any semblance of productivity to occur on said Monday. We now go live to our correspondent in the field @talbot.anthro.place who says: "It's Monday?" More on this at 11 030
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Warm welcome to @keyworkdoggo.bsky.social for joining us on Bluey! 020
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Welcome to Bluey @baitos.bsky.social I hope you find this app quite friendly and habitable 120
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 29/06/2023I'm convinced that C-Suites at tech companies solely exist to funnel money into their bank accounts. Nobody at any fucking company should be making 250-500x the average worker. There's no job position on the planet where that makes any sense at all. 000
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 23/06/2023Being new to bluey I feel empowered to shitpost and add all my cool friends back and become popufur for once in my adult life. Watch out bluey you can't handle all my clout! 040
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 22/06/2023Fellow blueys welcome @mokobeah.bsky.social to the platform! Beaw is friend shaped 041
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 22/06/2023I'm here to skeet about things you'd get cancelled for on shitty bird app such as the phrase "boss girl mom pussy" 040
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 21/06/2023Elongated Muskrat declares "cis" is now a slur on shitty bird app. Seems like it won't be long before the bird app is exclusively chuds and blue checkmarks. 020
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 16/06/2023Happy Friday fellow blueys, remember to lint your pipelines and perform detailed unit testing of your endpoints to ensure no users get deleted when working with the groups uri in Azure active directory. Microsoft doesn't know how to build endpoints correctly so its up to you to prevent outages! 010
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 14/06/2023Breaker breaker @talbot.anthro.place we got a situation here. There’s a crane truck flipped over on a hillside near the logging mill. I’m gonna need a service truck and a fuel trailer asap. How copy, over? 020
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 12/06/2023Hello employee, happy Monday! I just wanted to check on [jira ticket]. Do you know when this can be updated? I know your team had a P1 major incident Friday that you’re still working on, but could you look at my priority 3 ticket and drop everything you’re doing to complete it please? Thanks so much 020
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 11/06/2023I finally honked the horn on honk honk big tiddy space train! Take that Trij! 120
Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · 11/06/2023I'm finally on Bluey, be sure to jizz me on smackdog but absolutely don't upload any crackers without yammer approval. Thanks. 0100
