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Kym Kral

@kymkral.bsky.social
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Awkward and Awesome~the only way I know how to do things 💕✨ www.kymkral.com

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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just folded my laundry AND put it away on the same day that I did my laundry. Did I just pass a level of the adulthood video game?!
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Now that Spencer Pratt is out, I’m going to go back to what I was doing before. Not thinking or talking about Spencer Pratt. Please join me. If we ignore him, hopefully he’ll go away. Also, his video where he conceded is genuinely insane.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Is anyone else finding themselves suddenly attracted to Hunter Biden?!
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You're watching your lyft go the wrong way on the map but it's ok bc you're taking the poop of your life. Thank goodness for small favors.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Please don’t ask me what I’m doing in June. I have no idea. I don’t know what day or year it is. Someone told me it was November two days ago and I believed them, no questions asked. I still think it might be November.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I love it when men call me mean. It makes feel alive. It’s the new putting a cig out on my arm.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How fucked is it that there has been TWO mass shootings in the last 48 hours, one involving children, and it has barely made the news. ALLLLLL of this is completely unsustainable. My heart is so broken. Today is also the 27th anniversary of Columbine. A day that should have changed it all.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My allergies are so bad this time of year I just tell people I do a lot of cocaine. Seems easier. They don’t think I’m sick and there’s rarely follow-up questions.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It’s really fucking scary the amount of men I’ve seen playing devil’s advocate for RAPE academy. Like, I knew it was bad but Jesus. Christ. I have zero words.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Honestly, I look forward to the mental gymnastics MAGA has to do every single time our P3do president does something totally insane. They’re saying the Jesus photo is not Jesus it’s *checks notes* “Trump doing god’s work to heal America”. The dude poops his pants. A lot. Get a grip.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Do you think if I just went out in the street and screamed “what the fuck is happening” would a lot of people join me or no?
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Question, have you ever been eating and notice the fork you're using does not match any of the other forks you own. Then you think "did I steal this?"
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I love that every few days we all get hyper focused on the same bizarre thing to distract us from *broadly gestures at everything* The current distraction? Jim Carrey.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of my favorite pastimes is shaming MAGA on threads. You, somehow, say dumber shit than our president.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
People who scream stuff like “SPEAK ENGLISH” or “GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY” are really quiet about The Epstein files. I don’t know how I’ll ever forgive you. And like the saying goes: “someday you all will have had been ‘against’ this”. As a survivor, I see you and I will never forget your silence.
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King Donna @kingdonna.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I always forget how boring The Super Bowl is when your team isn’t in it. Doesn’t matter, I’m not watching for that. It’s almost Bad Bunny time!!!!
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Does Jonathan Ross have internal bleeding the way Trump was shot in the ear?
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Just had my annual mammogram. If every man had to deal with these, we would solve breast cancer by lunch.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh how I love this cold weather. My comfy socks are on, the space heaters are out, I’m wearing the sweatpants that I gaslit this guy Jon into giving me when we slept together two years ago, hot cocoa in my hands.. Life is good ❤️
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I love that my social media feeds are take down the patriarchy and this fascist regime, AWESOME women, The Denver Broncos and cats! 10/10. No notes. 🤌💋
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I just watched a woman throw her mask out of her car window leaving the doctor’s office. VERY intentionally. We really are the virus.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I miss the days I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Do you think Keanu Reeves and Pedro Pascal are buddies? I feel like that’s a friendship we all need right now.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Humans are exhausting.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
You know what I think about like once a week? This random guy who repeatedly slid into my DMs to ask me to pee on him turned out to be a MASSIVE Trump supporter. Who’s surprised?
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The generation who taught us to keep our elbows off the table also thought trickle down economics was a great idea. So you’re free, put your elbows on the table!
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Don’t waste your time on regret. Call that person, go after that dream job, buy your cat that Baby Bjorne, strap him to your chest and show him this big beautiful world.. The sky isn’t even the limit!
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The Goods from the Woods Podcast @thegoodspod.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
🔥🔥🔥🔥 📺 YouTube: tinyurl.com/54b42u2y 🔊 Spotify: tinyurl.com/ydmeezty 🍏 Apple: tinyurl.com/384ebdbj 🎙️ MP3: tinyurl.com/z4uj9vdr 🔴 Patreon: bit.ly/2Oo1JQ6
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Episode #501 - "Monkey on the Lam" with Kym Kral
The Goods from the Woods Podcast Episode #501 Title: "Monkey on the Lam" Guest(s): Kym Kral Original Broadcast Date: November 11, 2025 In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and author Kym Kral! We chat about a recent news story out of Mississippi involving a bunch of escaped monkeys ridden with disease and anger issues. Then, we sample a canned mocktail called "IMPROV!" made by a pretty weird guy out of San Diego. Kym takes us on a tour of her Denver suburban town of Littleton, Colorado and Sam shows up right at the end! Follow Kym on all forms of social media @KymKral. Check out her podcast "Kral Space" and read her book 'Confessions of a Recovering Party Girl'. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Find more full episodes of the show here: http://linktr.ee/TheGoodsPod Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video versions of the show as well as HUNDREDS OF HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod
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The Goods from the Woods Podcast @thegoodspod.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
TODAY! @kymkral.bsky.social is here for a mile high time! We talk about a monkey carrying ALL of the diseases on the loose in MS. Then we try a mocktail made by a new dad who can't wait to get drunk with his baby. Finally, Kym takes us through her CO hometown where a cannibal is buried! Lynx-N-Reply
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
At this point, The Sizzler has to be a business front. Right? There’s an absurd amount of them and as far as I can tell they’re all always pretty empty.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Anyone else think they’re opening an investigation into democrats on the list in order to avoid releasing it? If there’s an active investigation, they can’t share evidence. These survivors deserve justice and closure and peace. Pleaae tell me I’m wrong. What a dark fucking time.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
And let the mental gymnastics begin.. Up first- Megyn Kelly! Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Your employees not smiling enough is definitely not why profits are down, Target. www.usatoday.com/story/grocer...
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Don't forget to smile. What to know about Target's new 10-4 policy.
Target's new policy requires employees who are within 10 feet of customers to smile, make eye contact, wave and use friendly body language.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Bless a quiet Lyft driver that drives in a way you’re pretty sure you might die but if you don’t, you’ll get to the airport with plenty of time to eat a $45 salad 🤗🩷
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
All this would be a smidge easier to swallow if people weren’t blindly following slash worshiping slash protecting such a narcissistic idiot who likely wears a diaper.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I haven’t felt this much hope in a year. Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 🤍❤️💙
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Do you think Mike Johnson roots for The Empire when he watches Star Wars?
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Imagine dreaming of being a lawyer, working your heart out, going to law school and then making loads of money protecting rapists and pedophile.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
My Roman Empire is that I, an atheist, have more Christian values than actual “Christians”.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Don’t send me long DMs about what I post. I don’t care and I won’t read them. Get a diary.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We are at a place now where standing up for pedophiles is just “a difference in opinion” and calling a Nazi a Nazi is mean spirited and “woke”. I truly feel like I’m going crazy.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I need to stop making friends with my lyft drivers. These coffee and hike dates that I always flake on are starting to get out of hand.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
My two biggest social media posts that are going around right now are about being a “poop-pants ally” and how women should get to run everything for 10 years. I could not be prouder 💩🩷🫶
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
When I was 23 years old, I complained to my then “boyfriend” that men were always catcalling and being creepy. He said “don’t worry, sweetheart, 24 out the door.” I got so excited and knew it was not the argument he thought it was. Turns out he was super wrong. Do better, men.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
MAGA controls all branches of the government. Any shutdown is completely on them. The gaslighting & blatant lying is so unreal. They’re also delaying the swearing in of a newly elected democrat who would be the tie breaking vote to release the Epstein files. The mental gymnastics must be exhausting.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Why don’t we see if Trump can pronounce “Mifepristone” before we decide to have the FDA review it.
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Happy Happy Alice and Borderlands AND SVU Day, to those who celebrate!!! 🤗🤗🤗
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Kym Kral @kymkral.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I think we should let women run everything for 10 years. After 10 years, if it’s not better, we’ll give it back and you can continue with your wars, and outbursts and other dangerous (awful) tiny man bullshit.
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King Donna @kingdonna.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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