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Kyle Sanders

@kylethesanders.bsky.social
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The human equivalent of a shiny Pokémon. He/Him

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the cheapest prices, never eat McDonalds.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing quite like staying regular
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First thing on the checklist... Create the checklist.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/09/2026
JD Vance is using AI to kick hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance. These are AI death panels.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Horseshoe theory
A meme that has the left wing saying "we're gonna make sure everyone's needs are met" and the right says "we're gonna exterminate entire social groups cuz we believe their impure" and the centrist says "I can't tell the two apart"
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FUN FACT: On 10/22/12 Trump said gas was at “crazy levels” and Obama should be fired. Gas that day: $3.69. Gas prices today: $4.22. If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22?
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They actually have a stranglehold on that market rn
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's crazy work for Pepsi to use Semi-Charmed Life on their newest ad campaign because every time someone asks if Pepsi's alright, I have to say "I want something else"
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bumper sticker that reads, "YOU KNOW THESE FUCKERS BANNING BOOKS DON'T READ SHIT".
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What's wildest is the people promising "free stuff" (funded necessities) are actually fulfilling campaign promises AND making more money for the people that they represent. The 1% hoarding stacks of cash like Smaug, surprisingly doesn't automatically equal a solid economy. Who could've known?
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Smaug Guards His Golden Hoard
ALT: Smaug Guards His Golden Hoard
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I want the huge 20 at the end.
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 24/06/2026
please don't pirate our $100 video game about stealing cars
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Its really sad to wake up in America after having a dream involving going to the hospital. I'm stressed about all of that imaginary debt all morning after that.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I ordered the big red with blue raspberry flavor. Currently taking bets on what color with will be. Check Kalshi for the deets.
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Videogame CEO playing an RPG: "If I fire most of my party members, I don't have to pay for their equipment upgrade costs! I'm a genius!"
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Axle @axle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I will continue to inundate your bluesky skyline with mutual aid posts until someone completes our host's goal. OUR HOST'S GOAL FROM TWO FUCKING MONTHS AGO. DO SOMETHING. ko-fi.com/ixrer/goal?g...
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Buy ixrer Drakescale a Coffee
Become a supporter of ixrer Drakescale today!
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Shoot. I wanna see guitar videos!
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My wife made delicious cookies and I wanted to tell her that she cooked, but really she baked.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ash Ketchum is lowkey based.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We don't use "Z"s right these days. Back in the early 2000's, they had a speaker/toy called the Iz by Zizzle. Zizzle knew wtf was up.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is Luigi. But if you flip it upside down, it's Mario.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was doing some semi-symetrical doodling and happened upon this little guy. I like the mole on his nose.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I come from an alternate dimension where Space Jam was Space Jelly and instead of Loony Toons it was Mickey Mouse and his squad.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
Tim Heidecker’s Alex Jones impression 'cringe as f*ck right out the gate'?

Quote from Count Dankula
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Teri @daisydo333.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Dear Melania, Your husband just literally posted a video of a woman being beat to death in a parking lot. But do go on...
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When children are shot in their classrooms, all politicians can offer are thoughts and prayers. When a shooting happens near them, they demand a $350 million golden ballroom to protect themselves.
Don't normalize a system that protects power more than it protects children.
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I guess this flu thing has gone completely viral! Not just does everyone know about it, but I hear people are even taking shots to celebrate it. We're all gonna party after I stop shitting and my wife stops throwing up.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So let me get this fucking straight… MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My family is concerned. They said im "unhinged". Well, duh! I couldn't get all of that shit outside without taking the door off of the hinges first!
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They told me to get my shit together, but as soon as I compile all my fecal waste into one big conglomerate, they're saying "you've completely lost it!" No I didn't! I didnt lose any of it! Its all accounted for in this giant pile of shit that I've only been accumulating BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey remember when ICE straight up murdered two people and then just got away with it?
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Word im typing: "trashcans" Autocorrect: "trashcan" At what point do I just turn autocorrect off? And yes, I did misspell half of the words as I typed out this post.
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
a senile, evil oligarch depicting himself as Jesus Christ?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)
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🚧 @rykenuinely.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Shiny hunting in Pokémon is just looksmaxxing
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
gm
"trans people aren't the reason your like sucks"
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just because you toucan doesnt mean toushould.
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Another Monday.
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William Meikle @williammeikle.com · 30/03/2026
The President of the USA threatens to commit war crimes. Stock markets rise sharply. We're fucked.
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Charles Moore @wokeazzdeadhead.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The president of the United States is advocating for and committing war crimes in our name. He needs to be impeached and removed for his illegal unconstitutional war. Now he is smearing every American as war criminals, and he needs to be removed immediately.!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
An elite squadron of losers on the no-fly list have found a way to re-enter the airport
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/03/2026
Let’s be clear on what’s happening here. They’re trying to steal the next election and this is a smoking gun. GOP Senator Mike Lee sees polling that shows Dems gaining ground and the solution isn’t better ideas or better leadership. The solution is rushing to pass the SAVE Act. #SaveActTaxesVoting
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Kyle Sanders @kylethesanders.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
QTP with an anime that has an awesome theme song 🎶
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a picture of a planet with the words dragon ball written on it
ALT: a picture of a planet with the words dragon ball written on it
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
WAR!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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