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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The more I think about it, the clearer it is that the crab is the clear winner in this comparison, even though I have not laid eyes on this supposed dancer. Maybe the dancer was named after the crab and not the other way around. It would seem more fitting, at least.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

It's handsome, too, with an array of colours to rival any burlesque outfit. It definitely gains points on the dancer in the eye-stalk department, a feature which I've always loved in all creatures that wear it. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The Sally Lightfoot (Crab) is, in my opinion, more agile on its numerous appendages than any human is on two. It skitters across jagged lava on pin-point feet as though it was floating through the air, with scarcely a bump or bobble to interrupt its gliding gait. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The Sally Lightfoot Crab is allegedly named for a colourful Caribbean dancer who was light on her feet. I don't know if that's insulting to the dancer or the crab, but I think I'm offended on behalf of both. What sort of dancer has ten legs, anyway? 🧵

A brightly coloured crab stands on black lava rock, looking sideways out of frame.

A brightly coloured crab stands on a rock. In its claws it is clutching a piece of seaweed.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Distinct enough is this brooding heron that it was recently elevated to a species of its own, the coolly-named Lava Heron (part of a three-way split of Striated Heron). Definitely a distinction well-deserved for one of the foxiest herons around.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

This dark-mode perfection serves a purpose, as the shorelines of the Galapagos are largely made of hardened lava, which is black. Like a vigilante in the night, then, the heron stalks its prey and avoids attackers under the cover of darkness, albeit in daylight. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

The Striated Heron, Galapagos Edition™ trades the subtle blues and jaunty cap for a smart and sexy black suit, with a little oil-slick iridescence for intrigue and a jarring pop of colour to draw the eye. It's as handsome as Bruce Wayne and as dark and mysterious as Batman. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Until very recently, you could find a Striated Heron in nearly every warm part of the world. They varied a little from place to place, but you'd pretty much recognize them wherever you went. Except, perhaps, in the Galapagos. 🧵🪶

An all-dark heron with a bright red and yellow eye is standing amidst dry vegetation.

A blue and grey heron with a dark cap and pale legs is standing on aquatic vegetation.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It's fascinating to imagine Darwin (and his cohorts) envisioning from scratch these ideas that we so easily accept today. It just goes to show that if you want to be a revolutionary thinker, you need to stop looking at boobies and focus on what really matters.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

This diversity represents the process of adaptive radiation, where one species divides and conquers varying habitats or food sources. There is little competition on the Galapagos, so there are 17(ish) species of finches today occupying every available niche. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The Galapagos finches are not finches at all, but tanagers descended from continental stock. They are strikingly similar in almost every way, but their beaks range from the chunky wedge of the Large Ground-Finch to the slender forceps of the warbler-finches. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Nevertheless Darwin imagined that these birds all radiated from a single, South American ancestor at a time when the prevailing argument was "God did it", so credit where credit is due. He was right, not just about the radiation but about the point of origin for these birds. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It wasn't their overwhelming beauty that piqued Darwin's curiosity, but the variation in beak size and shape. It's a good thing he had a keen interest in the details. In his shoes I'd be too busy ogling boobies (yes the birds) to revolutionize our understanding of biology. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The finches of the Galapagos are famous as the inspiration for Darwin's ideas on evolution. Just as well, too, because they're not much to look at. If their ancestor had remained on the South American continent, birders wouldn't exactly be flocking to see them. 🧵🪶

A stout, black bird is standing on fine sand. It has a very thick, wedge-shaped beak.

A small black bir dis standing on a rock. It has a long, triangular beak.

A small, blackish bird is standing on a thin, leafy branch. It has a small, wedge-shaped beak.

A small, grey bird is standing on a fern leaf. It has a very slim, pointy beak.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

If you've ever wondered about the words we use to describe the colours of birds (who hasn't?) I've got all the answers you seek. Today on the blog: The Colours of the Birds of the World. Full-sized image available there. 🪶 seagullblog.com/2025/11/04/t...

A diagram shows nearly 200 circles, each labelled with a term for a distinct colour. A short description indicates that the frequency of each colour among the world's bird names is represented by the size of the circle.

A plumb, green bird rests on a branch. A green circle on the photo is labelled with the term "glistening-green".

A large, stocky gull stands on a rock. A grey circle on the photo is labelled with the word "glaucous".

A glittering purple and black hummingbird stands on a branch. A purple circle on the photo is labelled with the words "velvet-purple".

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The lesson, I figure, is that if you want to have it all you just need to do the opposite of what everyone else is doing and be prepared to look a bit weird. That started out as a joke but it actually sound pretty good. Go forth and be weird. What's the worst that can happen?

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The Swallow-tailed Gull, with its big, googly eyes, is purpose-built for midnight snacking on the ocean's surface-feeding abundance. Fish and squid are on the menu, and with other seabirds handcuffed by their poor night vision, there's more than enough to go around. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

To resolve this, zooplankton - who eat phytoplankton - come to the surface at night, when the birds are asleep. Small fish and squid also visit the top floor to eat the zooplankton, so the ocean's surface at night is a seafood buffet with nobody visiting. Well, almost nobody. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

In the end, like all things in the ocean, it comes down to plankton. The ocean's surface is home to phytoplankton - tiny critters that make energy from the sun. Other tiny creatures want to eat the phytoplankton, but the surface is a place with many perils. Birds, for one. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The world's only nocturnal gull is understandably a bit goggle-eyed in full-face. Those honkin' peepers are not unlike the ones you'd find in an owl's head, perfect for spotting prey in the dark. But what could entice this elegant bird to sport this oddball accessory? 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

In profile, the Swallow-tailed Gull is sublime. The soft gradients, the long wings, the gently curving beak, the tasteful pops of colour...it's a looker in side-view, no doubt. Head-on though, it's a total weirdo. 🧵🪶

An elegant gull is standing on a rock facing sideways. It has long wings folded over its tail, a gently curving beak, and a handsome coat of soft greys.

The same gull stands on a rock, but this time facing the camera. Its eyes appear unusually large and forward facing, giving it a bug-eyed appearance.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Maybe the giant tortoises really have life figured out. Maybe you should climb inside a big cardboard box and breeze about the local park chewing on the greenery. It certainly sounds peaceful, if not entirely thrilling. Food for thought, I suppose.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

With people everywhere trying mindfulness and meditation to cope with the chaos of the modern world, it's wild to imagine 55,000 consecutive days spent walking a few steps and munching some grass or a juicy cactus pad. No intrusive thoughts, just sleep, eat, repeat. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I'm not one for buying into the hype, but standing in the vicinity of these big freaking turtles it's hard to deny just how cool they are. Their mystique is amplified by the fact that they can live well in excess of 150 years, albeit at a fairly tottering pace. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

If there's one thing everybody knows about Galapagos Giant Tortoises, it's that they're fairly large. Giant, you could even say. But knowing this simple fact in advance doesn't fully prepare you for the fridge-with-legs proportions of these ambling monoliths. 🧵

A very large tortoise walks in an open, grassy area with trees in the background.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

It's pretty weird to see penguins while you're sweating under the intense sun of the planet's waistline, but pretty cool (ha) too. The Galapagos seems to break all the rules. No complaints from our Quest Nature Tours group...bunch of rebels.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

With no need for the heat-retention of a large body, the Galapagos Penguin has been allowed to become what scientists call "adorable", standing just half a metre tall. Otherwise they're pretty much regular penguins, doing penguin stuff like hunting fish and waddling about. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Somebody once told you that penguins live in Antarctica, but they lied. Or, at the very least, they didn't tell you the whole truth. The diminutive Galapagos Penguin makes its home in the balmy waters of the equatorial Pacific, even occasionally ranging north of that imaginary line. 🧵🪶

Three penguins stand on a lava rock in the evening sun.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Whatever the reason, I count myself lucky to have the opportunity to share space with these ocean-roaming giants, as did our Quest Nature Tours group in the Galapagos. There are many wonderful things in this spectacular place, but the albatross is a tough act to top.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I don't know what it is about albatr...these birds that speaks to me. Maybe it's their aircraftesque flight or their nomadic lifestyle. Maybe it's just how freaking big they are. Maybe it's that they're more cartoon than bird...the perfect fulfilment of my childhood fantasies. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I am a big fan of all albatrosses...albatri...albatros...whatever. The time between my learning of their existence and first seeing one in the flesh was nigh on 25 years, but they did not disappoint for even a second. I still can't get enough. They just do something for me. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

They say you should never meet your heroes, but that's obviously a load, because I met mine and it was awesome. On the small island of Española in the Galapagos breeds the Waved Albatross, a bird that is as gangly and ridiculous as it is graceful and magnificent. 🧵🪶

An albatross soars in golden light against dark clouds.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Gulls are confusing enough without over-complicating colours, as demonstrated by this bird's close cousin the Glaucous Gull which is, if anything, less grey (or different grey?) than the Glaucous-winged. They hybridize, too, so you might as well just give up before you start.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

This abundant spectrum extends itself to grey, too. Case and point the Glaucous-winged Gull for which grey-winged would be just as descriptive. Actually grey-tipped may be even better, since most gulls are grey-winged and it is just the tips, as they say, that set these apart. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Bird names are full of colour-words that are used nowhere else in the English language. Consider the word fulvous (which means brown). Or buffy (brown again). Or ferruginous (reddish-brown) or hepatic (brownish-red). Truly the bird colour vernacular is a rich tapestry. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

You could accuse birders of many things. Pedantry, for one. Obsessive tendancies, sure. Social awkwardness, probably. But one thing you can definitely not say about birders is that they're not creative when it comes to colours. 🧵🪶

A large gull stands on a post by the seashore, with water in the background.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Alas I will not be accused of picking the low-hanging fruit, and instead will simply say that this dark-mode Blue Jay is a very good jay indeed. It's bold, it's loud, and it'll steal your granola bar if you're not looking. What more could you want?

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

It's pretty tough to avoid the inevitable pun on Steller's Jay. You see, it works because the English word 'stellar' is very similar to the name 'Steller', and suggests the jay's many positive qualities. It's really very clever. I'm pretty sure I'm the first to think of it. 🪶👇

A handsome, dark bird with a pointy crest rests on a tree branch covered in short, green needles.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Female ducks do more with a palette of brown and grey than a moody painter, whether with intricate patterns, smooth gradients, or subtle details. They reward a closer look with a discerning eye, unlike their flash-in-the-pan counterparts. Bright colours are so obvious.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Not all birds have drastically differentiated males and females - maybe not even most - but ducks show the sex divide almost universally. It's hard to deny the appeal of a male Harley in his summer splendour, but that doesn't mean he should get all the attention. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

The Harlequin Duck is both known and named for the patchwork plumage of the male. He's a dapper fellow no doubt, but the handsome female brings much to the party, as this elegant trio demonstrates. 🧵🪶

Three ducks are swimming together in deep, wavy water. They are brown in colour with white patches on their faces.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

And yet, one must concede there is a certain appeal to the grebelings. Their stripey faces and soft fluffiness and pleading eyes seem perfectly designed to weaken the resolve. But no! Be not tempted by their alluring facade. Only dishevelment awaits.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

This husk of her former self pretty much cements my long-held belief that having children is a universally terrible idea. The sleepless nights, the endless cleaning, the screaming mouths demanding to be stuffed full with tiny fish... 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

With a gaggle of grebelets in tow, the ballet dancer looks more bedraggled than Baryshnikov. There is an unhinged quality that suggests escape will be attempted at any cost. I would not stand in her way. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The Horned Grebe is a petite picture of poise and perfection. Not a feather out of place, she glides and dives with the grace of a ballet dancer. Until, that is, the children arrive. 🧵🪶

A small, duck-like bird cruises through the water.

An adult grebe with wet, matted feathers is swimming in a marsh, surrounded by three fluffy chicks.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I was nonetheless impressed when this otter plunged into the depths without dancing about in an undignified manner or even dipping its toesies in first. Someday I hope to do the same, but I'm not optimistic about it. I'll probably just chill on shore.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Fortuitously for the otters they're made of sterner stuff than me. An otter may look cute and cuddly, but at its core it's basically a big honkin' weasel, and weasels are the toughest animals on the planet. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Then again, if I were an otter, I might have to swim in cold water. I am a bigtime wimp about cold water, and I'm not even ashamed to admit it. I could acquiesce to the diet of shellfish, but the deal's off if the river's not bath temperature. 👇

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Oh to be an otter on a log. Swims to do, mussels to crunch, naps to take, and not a damn care in the whole world. Nice work if you can get it. I'd take a turn. 🧵

An otter rests on a log in the water with its head up and eyes closed.

An otter stands on a log in the water with its back arched and its mouth open.

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Kyle Horner @kyletalksnature.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If there was a prize for the least woodpeckery woodpecker, flickers would win it for sure. They'd better hope there is, because they certainly won't win one for following directions. Being a free spirit never got anybody anywhere. Conform or bust.

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