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Kyle

@kylerlamont.bsky.social
1.1K followers 741 following 1.2K posts

Here for the lols. 41 | Seattle | nsfw, random crap | WoW and FFXIV player | Dog dad | DMs open

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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finding out someone you’ve been chatting with blocked you randomly after making plans with them feels amazing.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m alive. Here’s my butt. Happy #jocktober
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is today Friday?
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I miss real food. 😐
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yall, mono is kicking my ass 😞
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So it turns out it was neither covid nor the flu, BUT FUCKING MONO. my nurses are still wonderful tho very demanding.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have either covid or the flu. End me please.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hello Bluesky! Been on kind of a socials break/ slim down. Popped back to say I love you all. Remember to unclench your jaw and that rest is important. Thanks. <3
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Mental health ain’t great tbh.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I just hooked up with a guy and like…he was so loud. I feel kind of bad for my neighbors 😅
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yall, working 6 days a week between two jobs (sometimes 7) is exhausting.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Sometimes I need to remind myself that being a good person does not mean only good things will happen. In fact, a lot of times, the opposite happens.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I...I almost bottomed today.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I am sick, but alive.
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Daniel Bond @dwbond.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If Republicans voted to repeal Obamacare dozens and dozens of times we can vote to impeach just as many
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This is how I kicked off the new year: by doing the same shit I was doing last year! XD
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I need a man with golden retriever energy who likes getting his dick sucked. 🥲
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My wow housing yard is pretty. :)
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My priest and my pally have been my mains in WoW since TBC, so I had to show some pally love in my in-game home.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I made an indoor garden for my night elf druid and to fight the winter gloom. :)
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bath much needed
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Blood elf exteriors are coming with the release of Midnight, and did I log into the beta, design how I'd want mine to look, position it in the plot, and take screencaptures so I'd remember it? Yes, yes I did. Next question.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oh dear, I might be in a depressive episode.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I think my ho era is coming to an end.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I haven't posted about my wow house in a bit, but don't worry I've been working on it. /flex
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Medication: Take with a full glass of water Me: Coffee has water....
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This took way too long to gather the materials, craft each piece, and then place, but my house has a fence around it now. :)
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Hump day and I’m wearing pink. Boxes checked.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ugly hut is gone 😈
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I am just not emotionally prepared for Mondays. 😅
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Post bath yay
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is my whole personality now.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I've learned that I need people in my life who are responsive and show active interest in me. I've also learned, finally, that someone's lack of active interest is not an indictment against me as a person. <3 Yay therapy!
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Seriously enjoying wow housing so much.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I made a room for Fel, Void, and Undeath. I call it the room for things that go bump in the night on Azeroth. :D
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
FINALLY started expedition 33 last night. Holy shit. Lune is queen.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Someone bring me a donut from voodoo donuts. Thanks.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Stayed in last night instead of going out and ended up sleeping almost 12 hours. I made the correct choice. Lol
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The amount I want to nap is palpable
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Omfg 6 days later and they’re still trying to argue! 🤡🤡🤡
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Telling someone to argue with a wall and then muting notifications from them is top tier.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I have the captain America theme song stuck in my head. I would like one lobotomy please.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Venting: I genuinely feel so fucking invisible sometimes.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Towel Tuesday
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ok. I like thongs. It’s official.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Actual conversation with a friend of mine. Lol
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s been days since I’ve swallowed a load. DAYS.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It’s hump day. Here’s my humps in a thong.
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Kyle @kylerlamont.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It’s #fcf so have mine, as a treat.
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