Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Eric concocted a "40 Movies for 40 Years" scheme to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Starting in 1986, we roll a die to determine the genre, then pick 10 movies I haven't seen from that year and roll to decide which one to watch 1161
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have so many nice knives but secretly my favorite is this battered 15 year old purple Zyliss I got for free when I was a housewares buyer at Whole Foods. And actually now that I’m thinking about it, most of my free Zyliss items are still holding up 000
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Baked pumpkin oatmeal with maple cinnamon yogurt 🍁🍂🍁 Baked pumpkin cat 020
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026niece and nephew both requested strawberry birthday cakes 000
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ve accidentally (very gently) kicked him twice today 😭 120
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Don’t do the dialect quiz if you’re from Chicago because you’ll answer 148 questions and some of the answers are “The L”, “gym shoes”, “Chicago” 110
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This morning’s sunrise preemptively apologizing for the continued heat wave conditions 010
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me, yesterday on my early morning walk trying to avoid the heat: I am being eaten alive by flies and mosquitos. I will wear bug spray tomorrow. Me, this morning: 020
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The depressing lull between the finishing of one Cadfael book and the arrival of the next in my library holds 000
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Can’t help but feel the absolute bewilderment and annoyance coming from the praying mantis yesterday after I accidentally put it in the yard waste bag, returned it to a new plant, and then tried to get a good photo of it. 000
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When it’s in the upper 80s and I have to close all the windows and actually air condition the home? Disgusting. 120
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Everyone loves Tiny Box, the box that’s a little too small 030
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Lincoln Square Cat Tour featured way more cats than I even imagined 120
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026She’s exhausted from working all night at the Please Oh God Wake Up and Let Me Under the Blanket Again factory 000
Reposted by Kyle WolfeLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 06/08/2026Current* conditions near Chicago, IL: 0286
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For the second time in as many months I’ve had a little girl look at me and say “do you have cats? I noticed all the fur on your clothes” 010
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026British people have bigger sandwich bread available to them. A size I never see here. 100
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026You’ll never catch me turning a light on when the darkness is caused by a storm. That’s a special, fun kind of darkness to be enjoyed. 010
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Summer Swim Checklist completed: ✔️ocean ✔️river ✔️pool ✔️lake That’s all the main waters. 020
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Whenever I’m at the library looking at cookbooks I have to pull this one and smile at young Emeril. Maybe one day I’ll actually buy it for my collection, but I like our little visits. Look at him! 240
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Peach, cucumber, and halloumi salad with gochujang vinaigrette (made by Eric) 050
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A hornworm on my tomatoes ate SO much that I tracked it down from its gigantic caterpillar poo. Eric heroically removed it for me because its size was grossing me out. But I’ve learned they glow under black light so they better better mosey on out of town before the sun sets tonight 🔪 🐛 020
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mistimed my first post-work pool visit of the season yesterday and didn’t get a chair. Rookie mistake. I’ll get things calibrated today. 110
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They finally reopened my park and my morning stroll is fully restored 🥹 (no offense to the detour park) 120
Kyle Wolfe @kylepwolfe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It took a full week in LA but I finally got a celeb sighting when we saw Manuel from On Cinema while we ate dinner 020
