KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 01/04/2026For the love of god someone take my phone away from me I cannot get enough of the Scamanda (is that really what we’re going with??) drama 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Is there any West/Amanda discourse on here I’m DYING with the other 5484838 outlets I’m talking about it on 010
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 29/03/2026We get 6 weeks paid parental leave at 90% of our income. That wouldn’t fly in Idaho? 010
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Is Nicole wearing a wig? And maybe an Elle Fanning mask? 001
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Another day, another day I feel crushing guilt for bringing a child into this world 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It is so funny to me that my child is my twin and yet,,, my MIL insists everything comes from her. Like OK Sandy 040
Reposted by KyleneCleverNameTyler James @unknownbearing.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Reading about the kind of day Benito Mussolini had on April 28th 1945 and it's filling me with a lot of hope 011
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Been in the nonprofit game for 13 years - if you, like me, want to volunteer for an org but don’t speak Spanish, don’t be discouraged! Orgs often need vital admin help - tracking and sorting donations, running errands (they will reimburse your gas), excel help, on and on. 1/ 120
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Matthew really should never tell me anything about his friends because 8 years ago he told me how Derrick cheated on his gf by getting a bj in the parking lot of Marie Callender’s and I bring that up A LOT 020
Reposted by KyleneCleverNameRafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this" 22109691911
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 13/01/2026What I want to be doing: sitting on the couch rewatching Ep 5 of Heated Rivalry and looking at my phone What I am doing: going to the gym :( 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 13/01/2026What do you feed your toddlers to get them protein? My child inherited my love of carbs but you can’t survived on mac and cheese and quesadillas alone, baby! 571
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Everyone knows Che Guevara started by manically posting on bluesky 041
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Turned on the GGs for one second and holy COW Fran looks great 000
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Re: those of you thirsting for nazi likes. 030
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Last week, as we were flying home, the woman in front of us was wearing a Barr3 shirt. I said “oh hey I go there too! Which studio?” She said (snottily) “all of them”. My child proceeded to terrorize this woman for 5.5 hours. Let’s bow heads and pray that woman is not in my class this morning. 🙏 280
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 10/01/2026A million toys and my kid only wants to play in the dogs water bowl 030
Reposted by KyleneCleverNameFor Fucks Sake @luafox.bsky.social · 07/01/2026If you voted for Trump I will wish you the worst in life for the rest of mine. No absolution from me you pieces of shit. 182
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I am going through sugar withdrawals and I wish I was dead 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 04/01/2026So the city started charging for parking at Balboa Park and everyone is super mad about it and they’re vandalizing the parking meters with builder foam and dog shit and I think that’s beautiful 🥰 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Nobody tells you that as a mother your #1 job is collecting trash 030
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 03/01/2026How come no one comes here and deposes our president 😭😭 2264
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Feminism is you going snorkeling and getting buzzed while your husband stays back and takes care of the Bebe. 010
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Hawaii is a tough place to be someone who does not like coconut. 1101
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Taking my 14 month old on a 6.5 hour flight, pray for ussssss 030
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Not to be a brat but why does everyone give Juno heavy winter coats. She literally received 7 coats. It will be 64 degrees today. 130
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The John Travolta Grease Lightening Santa has ruined Christmas 2131
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Thank you SO much to the two sets of festering shit filled assholes who are letting off fireworks for FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS on Christmas Eve. Thanks for ruining every one’s Christmas 010
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The freshman at UCSD can’t do math. That’s the nerd school! They’re not going to have jobs lmao. 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Now that Nicki Minaj on board I’m gonna give that Trump fella a chance! 160
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I wish the algorithm would stop trying to convince me Ariana Grande is funny 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I’m sorry to say one of the neighborhood kids said 6 7 to me so I said 6 7 back and did the hands and then Matthew said “you need to say 41!” So I said 41 and then he said “do the hands” but I dont KNOW the 42 hands so needless to say I have brought great shame on my family 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Juuussst when we start thinking when should we plan for a second kid. Not in this administration, pal 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 16/12/2025January 2025 vs December 2025. Feeling good! 3120
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 15/12/2025You MUST - absolutely MUST - read this profile of GRAVY, available for adoption in the Denver Area www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal... 030
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 15/12/2025David Harbour seems unwell! www.reddit.com/r/sandiego/s... 3131
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Number on the scale may not have changed in ~2 months but I can finally fit into my favorite pants for the first time since March 2024! 🎉 1140
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Ok I’m going on a 6 hour non stop flight with a 14 month old. Please give me any and all plane toy/activity recommendations 🙏🙏🙏 011
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Oh yeah let me consult the man who swims in jeans about what to feed my child. 180
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Thanks to Quentin Tarantino shitting on MY BOY Paul Dano I am watching There Will Be Blood for the first time. 15 mins in and I’m already stressed out . Matthew tells me to “buckle up”. I am nervous. 010
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Had a massive migraine yesterday that left me with a lingering headache so using my WFH privilege and taking an edible 060
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I do not feel like a Coloradan often, but when someone calls these little piddly ass hills we have here “mountains” - I can’t help but be a condescending bitch in my head (and in my eyes). 140
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I made the mistake of listening to the PSA Guys this morning because I was desperate and it was on my wrapped (cannot be accurate??) and now I am furious again. The level of vitriol I have for the “well the tide is turning against him! This is a big scandal!” crowd… probably not healthy. 070
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 02/12/2025This is the only time I will accept “Juno? Like the song?” Any other time you will be slapped. 040
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 02/12/2025We slept with our window open last night and a skunk sprayed outside so now we live in hell 020
KyleneCleverName @kyleneclevername.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Cause of death: her heart exploded when her baby held up her phone and went “hiiiiii!” 🥹🥹 020
