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Kyle

@kylelovescomedy.bsky.social
260 followers 732 following 9 posts

Comedian, writer, Jaws-obsessed

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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm writing a horror film where the zip from a pair of jeans goes around killing people. It's called The Fly.
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm thinking of starting up as a Personal Trainer business. I'm going to begin by trying out new routines on Ray and Dave Davies. It’s important to work out the Kinks before you start.
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Had a mate dress up as a foot. I thought what a Legend!
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I won an award as the Top Recycler in our street. Our neighbours went green with envy!
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
My favourite Christmas film finale is Die Hard - Hans down
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
List 5 famous people you've met, but one is a lie. Neil Gaiman Peter Falk Jarvis Cocker Billy Connolly Paul McGann
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
#puns #jokes #comedy
A joke that reads "I was going to go out dressed head to toe in wool, but I started to feel sheepish"
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Kyle @kylelovescomedy.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
#comedy #jokes
A joke reading "I bought a panini press and now have a pile of burnt football stickers"
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