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Kyle Ian

@kyleian.cool
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INTP | STL⚜️ UX designer Maker, creator, gamer, meme enjoyer TikTok.com/@stoikgg YouTube.com/@stoikgg Twitch.tv/stoikgg

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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/09/2026
630 miles of solid running so far this year. At my current pace I’m on track to cross 1,000 miles in early December.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 24/09/2026
turns out the cute fluffy mascot scares people less than “ai is going to kill us all”
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/09/2026
Bought a Vita 1000 recently to explore the homebrew tools. Sneak peak at what I’ve been building
PlayStation Vita running custom Stremio client software
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 30/08/2026
Spent some timing climbing around Mt. Rainier this past weekend. Nothing better than being out on a mountain.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 16/08/2026
Watching Miami play a miserable game followed by CITY absolutely demolishing San Jose was the peak way to spend my Saturday night.
Messi meme / Inter Miami memeMLS soccer football match stats St. Louis CITY SC vs San Jose Earthquakes
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 08/08/2026
What the hell are we even doing. I just woke up and I'm already pissed off.
Marcel Hartel to Hannover 96 deal complete. Full agreement reachwith with St. Louis CITY for a transfer fee of less than €1 million until 2029
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 06/08/2026
I know a fake wall when i see one
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 06/08/2026
Why is bro looking AI generated
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/08/2026
Fucking hell don’t do this to me
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/08/2026
I thought Nettspend was a student loan repayment company
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 30/07/2026
Me: casually walking around campus. My peripheral vision: “holy shit, St. Bernard.” Reality: turkey.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/07/2026
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are violently expelled from a cosmic butthole.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 27/07/2026
AI could never design a website this beautiful
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 26/07/2026
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom without a phone?
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 23/07/2026
LOL.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 23/07/2026
The one bro that did nothing on a group test but still gets credit
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 22/07/2026
One of my favorite parts of Odyssey is its focus on hospitality. The idea that civilization is built on mutual respect between strangers makes Odysseus’ revenge feel earned. But the film also holds him accountable his Trojan Horse helped spark the collapse he survives. Powerful ending.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 21/07/2026
post-World Cup blues have me like
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/05/2026
While I was paying $60 for gas in my tiny 2 door car I got an unknown $247 tariff bill from FedEx. I’m fine. This is fine.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/04/2026
Spent the last few weeks getting my mtb back in operation. Felt good to go ride again for the first time in a couple years.
Mountain bike 2020 Polygon Siskiu D7 29er
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 28/04/2026
For the Product Designers that are always trying to stay up-to-date with the new software design programs being launched… • What are your thoughts on Paper vs. Pencil? • Which one do you think is better to use? • Should I just stick with one program?
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 09/04/2026
I’ve tried this with Costco hotdogs and it didn’t work
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/04/2026
Back in Dallas. Whataburger or In-N-Out? I could eat a whole ass horse 🐴 🍑
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 02/04/2026
Got to the airport 3 hours early to “beat TSA” made it through in under 3 minutes 😅 So now I’ve been parked at this airport bar for 2 hours just talking to people passing through from everywhere and honestly, it might be my favorite thing in the world.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 09/02/2026
Apparently this is the age where I’m supposed to get really into WWII history. Instead I picked up mountaineering and started training for Mt. Baker. Not sure who messed up my character progression tree.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/02/2026
engineers’ worst nightmare has come true: they all have to become product managers
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/01/2026
Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future. 2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.” 2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors. That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 20/01/2026
My latest obsession to spend irresponsible amounts of money is vintage hifi
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 15/01/2026
“Dude just take the 30 years”
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 15/01/2026
I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/01/2026
when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 24/12/2025
growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 17/12/2025
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 17/12/2025
I know what I saw
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 16/12/2025
We shouldn't celebrate this day, we should grieve it.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 14/12/2025
a glass of water in the middle of the night
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 14/12/2025
once you’ve experienced cutting ingredients with a good Japanese kitchen knife, you become the annoying person who complains about knives everywhere
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 12/12/2025
2 years without you today and I miss you more than ever.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 10/12/2025
Apparently dozens of people I know play puzzle games on LinkedIn Time to seriously reevaluate some friendships
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 09/12/2025
Everyone says they want a 10x engineer until it means one engineer with 10 jobs.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 08/12/2025
If the bars in your city close at 10 PM, then it is not a city
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 07/12/2025
your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics. that same friend ten minutes later:
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 05/12/2025
DoorDash / Uber Eats wrapped would be revealing
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/12/2025
newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/12/2025
newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/12/2025
my toxic trait is thinking about my next espresso while drinking one
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/12/2025
I can feel it coming, the resurgence of millennial hipster culture. In a few years people will be making their own pickles and playing banjo music again. Even now, the spectre is looming.
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/12/2025
wild that they rebuilt the tower of barad-dur in the middle of brooklyn
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/12/2025
your doctor after you mention your chatGPT diagnosis
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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 30/11/2025
what if you see a depressed ostrich
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