Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/09/2026630 miles of solid running so far this year. At my current pace I’m on track to cross 1,000 miles in early December. 1101
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 24/09/2026turns out the cute fluffy mascot scares people less than “ai is going to kill us all” 030
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/09/2026Bought a Vita 1000 recently to explore the homebrew tools. Sneak peak at what I’ve been building 090
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 30/08/2026Spent some timing climbing around Mt. Rainier this past weekend. Nothing better than being out on a mountain. 080
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 16/08/2026Watching Miami play a miserable game followed by CITY absolutely demolishing San Jose was the peak way to spend my Saturday night. 020
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 08/08/2026What the hell are we even doing. I just woke up and I'm already pissed off. 020
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 30/07/2026Me: casually walking around campus. My peripheral vision: “holy shit, St. Bernard.” Reality: turkey. 082
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/07/2026Not all heroes wear capes. Some are violently expelled from a cosmic butthole. 140
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 23/07/2026The one bro that did nothing on a group test but still gets credit 070
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 22/07/2026One of my favorite parts of Odyssey is its focus on hospitality. The idea that civilization is built on mutual respect between strangers makes Odysseus’ revenge feel earned. But the film also holds him accountable his Trojan Horse helped spark the collapse he survives. Powerful ending. 190
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/05/2026While I was paying $60 for gas in my tiny 2 door car I got an unknown $247 tariff bill from FedEx. I’m fine. This is fine. 12210
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/04/2026Spent the last few weeks getting my mtb back in operation. Felt good to go ride again for the first time in a couple years. 180
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 28/04/2026For the Product Designers that are always trying to stay up-to-date with the new software design programs being launched… • What are your thoughts on Paper vs. Pencil? • Which one do you think is better to use? • Should I just stick with one program? 130
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/04/2026Back in Dallas. Whataburger or In-N-Out? I could eat a whole ass horse 🐴 🍑 660
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 02/04/2026Got to the airport 3 hours early to “beat TSA” made it through in under 3 minutes 😅 So now I’ve been parked at this airport bar for 2 hours just talking to people passing through from everywhere and honestly, it might be my favorite thing in the world. 4174425
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 09/02/2026Apparently this is the age where I’m supposed to get really into WWII history. Instead I picked up mountaineering and started training for Mt. Baker. Not sure who messed up my character progression tree. 290
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/02/2026engineers’ worst nightmare has come true: they all have to become product managers 1133
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 29/01/2026Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future. 2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.” 2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors. That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler. 091
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 20/01/2026My latest obsession to spend irresponsible amounts of money is vintage hifi 2290
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 15/01/2026I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut 180
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/01/2026when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days 2190
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 24/12/2025growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too 0141
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 14/12/2025once you’ve experienced cutting ingredients with a good Japanese kitchen knife, you become the annoying person who complains about knives everywhere 2262
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 10/12/2025Apparently dozens of people I know play puzzle games on LinkedIn Time to seriously reevaluate some friendships 150
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 09/12/2025Everyone says they want a 10x engineer until it means one engineer with 10 jobs. 050
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 08/12/2025If the bars in your city close at 10 PM, then it is not a city 3182
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 07/12/2025your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics. that same friend ten minutes later: 1190
Reposted by Kyle IanKyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/12/2025newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50 352
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 04/12/2025newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50 352
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 03/12/2025my toxic trait is thinking about my next espresso while drinking one 0100
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/12/2025I can feel it coming, the resurgence of millennial hipster culture. In a few years people will be making their own pickles and playing banjo music again. Even now, the spectre is looming. 6111
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 01/12/2025wild that they rebuilt the tower of barad-dur in the middle of brooklyn 4263