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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The guys who take their wedding rings off to have an affair have been practicing for this their whole marriages.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

The orange one and gray one aren’t with us anymore, but I love digging up old photos of them.

Grey cat with tuna can stuck to magnetic collar.

Great tabby sitting in a very undignified pose.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 25/12/2025

A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story: Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole. Randy, his arms down. The Old Man, when the lamp broke. Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Kamehameha Schools announced that tuition will be fully covered by Princess Bernice Pauahi Bishop’s endowment for all students starting the 2026-27 school year. Kamehameha Schools has an endowment of $15.2 billion. For comparison, Columbia University's endowment is $15.9 billion.

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Kamehameha Schools announces tuition-free education for all students

Pending court approval, all Kamehameha preschools and K-12 campuses will no longer require tuition beginning with the 2026-27 school year.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Gonna have to up my donation for next year to get one of those sweet artisanal thank you notes.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

OK, snacks are on me at the AI vending machine (this one is kind of for @hypervisible.blacksky.app). blog.adafruit.com/2025/12/23/c...

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

It’s feels like we might have rename “the Streisand Effect” to “the Weiss Effect.”

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Does that mean a three or more librarians is a pit of librarians?

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I cannot wait to sit down and watch this.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Oh god no. We had four awhile back. We’re down to two elder cats. The only trick adding the third is that one of our elder cats is blind, so there’s going to be learning on both sides.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

We’re in Raleigh,NC for Christmas, and we’re bringing an inherited cat back to VA with us. (mother-in-law passed a few months ago, sister-in-law kept the pets, but the cat was one mammal too many in her house, so we’re taking the cat)

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I wonder if they’re all trying to be the first rat to wash ashore at Fox News Beach.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Reminds me of the Magnetic Collar Incident of 2013.

Grey cat with an empty tuna can stuck to her magnetic collar.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Much battle was done with the antlers before they both passed out.

Gray and tabby cats passed out by the water bowl. The grey cat has antlers near her head.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I got Superman. I like the “immigrant saves the world” vibe.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I’m already lining up projects for *next* Christmas.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I think I found a movie that might get me into a movie theater for the first time in quite awhile.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I spent four dollars on a sign that says, No solicitation.” That was the last investment I made into visitor management. Well, that and a post to the neighborhood Facebook group saying Gurl Scout cookies and school fundraising is exempt.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It must be so embarrassing and disheartening for the professional journalists at CBS see their home converted into amateur reality TV. It’s like Real World:CBS.

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Just a little reminder 🐾🤍 #cat #GentleReminders #mentalhealth

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Honestly, I think it found hell in hello, but still…

Looking through the door into a Hello Kitty store.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When we come back from visiting my in-laws, we will be rehoming an adorable 4 year old cat that my sister-in-law can’t keep (that’s a long story).

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I feel like the Peacock Mantis Shrimp is an over achiever. It struts around all like “I am misleading thrice.”

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I think she does get less stupid. Not really less unlikable, but you can see her starting to adjust to reality and making smarter moves.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I hope to live long enough to have an entire generation not know what I’m talking about when I share this link.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

This is a LOLSOB for the ages.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Hey @hypervisible.blacksky.app, do you think we could recreate this next time we're in a bar together?

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

My new car has seat **coolers** as well. Fucking game changer.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I can say for sure that I am completely OK blocking his billionaire ass.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I’m pretty sure running a mile from one end of the airport to the other to get a connection because my first flight was delayed is plenty of exercise. Thanks Sean.

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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Tunashamed

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I so deeply appreciate that you all made space to talk about the Third Reality physical button device. Like, fuck Chamberlain, and let them try and get some law passed saying only a human being can push the button.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line. The even less well known is this; never get involved in a naval war with Suriname.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

This glorious part of a glorious thread.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I also never use Spotify. The FOMO is weak. Also I (gasp) buy all my music and have it locally on all my devices.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I tell people I work in IT. Within 30 seconds they almost always ask if I can fix their printer. I’ve worked in IT for 30 years, but I cannot fix a printer. Nobody can. They are Satan spawn.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I’m the front doors that are both the south side view and the deck. Wait scratch that. I’m “there are no entries or exits.”

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I guess poets are basically technomages now.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

At this point if I was a faculty member there, I’d just give every student an ‘A’ and move on with my life. It would substantially reduce the amount of grading work I’d have to do too. This is probably why I don’t teach.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I have found the "rip the bandaid off" method works best. If I have more than three days to move, I do it all wrong and move 5 boxes at a time (or just throw random crap in the car). It helps that I can now afford to pay someone to pack the old place and move everything to the new place.

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Kyle Johnson @kyleejohnson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I swear for 90% of those meds, one of the side effects is the thing you’re trying to cure, but 15% less bad.

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