Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "I'm sorry, but you have Lou Gehrig's disease." The man breaks down in tears, "but Doctor, I am Lou Gehrig." 001
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"Very nice. Now let's see Dick Whitman's card." 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026*standing on the Project Runway stage next to a naked man in a monocle and top hat holding a cane* Heidi Klum: "and you inspiration was-" me: "Mr. Peanut. Yes." 020
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's not technically Gatorade if it isn't brewed in the Gainesville region of Florida. 010
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026*hr giger painstakingly designing the grossest winamp skin you've ever seen* 020
Reposted by Kyle DodsonRock Solid Podcast @rocksolidpodcast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Episode #879: "21 From 182" Host & Producer: @patfrancis.bsky.social Co-Host: @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social Artwork: @jasonlevy.bsky.social ART19 LINK: art19.com/shows/rock-s... 061
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Happy "Going for a Walk with your Cousin" Day! 040
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked 050
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 21/11/2025"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?" 030
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage 030
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The Democrats remind me of this guy in college who decided to not have sex (totally fine) but over a myriad of other options, he chose to drive home drunk. 100
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season? 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 24/10/2025nobody: robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░" 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 23/10/2025oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!! 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 14/10/2025It's like saying PIN Number or ATM Machine, or BTK Killer 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Hey friends, looking for some extra freelance work for the end of the year. Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio. DM me if you need any of the following: 🎨 Graphic Design ✅ Show Posters ✅ Logos ✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays ✅ Pitch Decks 🧵 1/3 100
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2025My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!" 020
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 01/09/2025me to a founding father: "look, I'll explain what this weird device is in a second, just tell me if you hear 'yanny' or 'laurel.'" 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2025call me fortunato because of how bricked up I am 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch. Childhoods I never needed to see on screen. 010
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2025wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli! 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/06/2025made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Trump "there are too many days off" Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off 010
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 09/06/2025the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender 030
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 27/05/2025here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store 010
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 25/05/2025hate to be this guy, but the plural is "Missions: Impossible" 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/05/2025JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough" 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/05/2025JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough" 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 13/05/2025"if y'all really want Jodi Foster to trickle down 💦 come to the Reagan Library!" 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I asked for a Bears Super Bowl, I became the Pope. How's that for being born under a bad sign? 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Black and White checkered smoke, the conclave has elected the new Ska Pope 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The last thing Pope Francis sawmedia.tenor.coma green frog with a blue sky and clouds behind itALT: a green frog with a blue sky and clouds behind it 000
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 04/04/2025me: "Starbucks? More like this bar sucks!" barista: "sir for the final time we don't serve alcohol here." 010
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 04/04/2025*Sarah McLaughlin song plays* "Every year hundred of Kryptonians are imprisoned in the Phantom Zone" 110
Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Weezer makes the catchiest 2 min songs then adds 3 mins of bullshit to it 000