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Kyle Dodson

@kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social
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Comedian, Writer, Facial Hair Connoisseur, Batman aficionado, Social Media Manager, and Oxford comma supporter. linktr.ee/KyleDodsonFunny

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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "I'm sorry, but you have Lou Gehrig's disease." The man breaks down in tears, "but Doctor, I am Lou Gehrig."
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Very nice. Now let's see Dick Whitman's card."
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*standing on the Project Runway stage next to a naked man in a monocle and top hat holding a cane* Heidi Klum: "and you inspiration was-" me: "Mr. Peanut. Yes."
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's not technically Gatorade if it isn't brewed in the Gainesville region of Florida.
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
*hr giger painstakingly designing the grossest winamp skin you've ever seen*
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tossed Salad and Scrambled Brains
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Rock Solid Podcast @rocksolidpodcast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Episode #879: "21 From 182" Host & Producer: @patfrancis.bsky.social Co-Host: @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social Artwork: @jasonlevy.bsky.social ART19 LINK: art19.com/shows/rock-s...
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Leaving these out for Santa
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy "Going for a Walk with your Cousin" Day!
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The Democrats remind me of this guy in college who decided to not have sex (totally fine) but over a myriad of other options, he chose to drive home drunk.
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
nobody: robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's like saying PIN Number or ATM Machine, or BTK Killer
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hey friends, looking for some extra freelance work for the end of the year. Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio. DM me if you need any of the following: 🎨 Graphic Design ✅ Show Posters ✅ Logos ✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays ✅ Pitch Decks 🧵 1/3
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
me to a founding father: "look, I'll explain what this weird device is in a second, just tell me if you hear 'yanny' or 'laurel.'"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
call me fortunato because of how bricked up I am
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Superman deleted scene
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
remembering Kilson from The Dark Knight
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch. Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
a controversial opinion, but one I stand by
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
me cleaning out a closet
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Trump "there are too many days off" Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
hate to be this guy, but the plural is "Missions: Impossible"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"if y'all really want Jodi Foster to trickle down 💦 come to the Reagan Library!"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I asked for a Bears Super Bowl, I became the Pope. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Da Pope
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Black and White checkered smoke, the conclave has elected the new Ska Pope
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The last thing Pope Francis saw
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a green frog with a blue sky and clouds behind it
ALT: a green frog with a blue sky and clouds behind it
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Easter Parlay is about to go the fuck off!
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Pontius Pilot
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
nobody: Katy Perry's agent:
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Nice try Cosmo and Wanda
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
me: "Starbucks? More like this bar sucks!" barista: "sir for the final time we don't serve alcohol here."
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
*Sarah McLaughlin song plays* "Every year hundred of Kryptonians are imprisoned in the Phantom Zone"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Weezer makes the catchiest 2 min songs then adds 3 mins of bullshit to it
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Schumer puts the cuck" in "liberal cuck"
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Kyle Dodson @kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
outie: innie:
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