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@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
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Look, I'm trying. 1. FC Köln. Pax et bonum

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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 6h
Getting ready to board. Goodbye, North America. If you're good (lol) maybe I'll come back one day
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 6h
Don Bacon fooled by the old disappearing ink trick once again.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 6h
You can't lie on paper. That's just science
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 6h
Foolproof plan, Don. Well done.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 7h
Fine, I will be in charge of the stupid train.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 8h
Hell yeah
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 8h
Eating an overpriced but very good torta at O'Hare
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 13h
It's not truly getting ready for travel until someone is bleeding
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah, that's probably true
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 15h
You probably thought you weren't getting a carpool post today. You were wrong. 2/3 of the boys still have school today, but they were quiet. I'm basically done driving a car for almost two weeks now. I assume the other boys will still get to school somehow.
Cover of Badmotorfinger by Soundgarden
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Second place isn't even in the rear view mirror youtu.be/1chRcNTiHSM?...
youtu.be
The Hunt
YouTube video by Sepultura - Topic
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scheduling 10,000 posts just in case the plane crashes
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I cannot confirm that at this time
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, yeah, all those gambling advertisements will be a real change of pace
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Almost 2 weeks away from all the political ads!!! It will be so nice to be in England where they never have weird or bad politicians.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will check it out
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
3 t-shirts, one hoodie, one pair of jeans, one pair of shorts and appropriate numbers of socks and underwear is good for 11 days, right?
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My son (14) has been playing soccer since he was 2. He gets too train with "pro" coaches over there (Tottenham) and do all these tours and stuff. Dream come true for him. The only way it could be better is if it was Spain, because he's a Barcelona fan
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stay tuned
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am, finally, officially on vacation
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're actually going to 3: West Ham vs Queen Park Rangers, Crystal Palace vs Nottingham Forest, and Manchester City vs PSG in the Champions League. Gonna be wild
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wouldn't it be weird if your favorite pal Kyle had a 4 hour layover at O'Hare tomorrow and had found a side quest? Really super weird, right?
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I should consider running for senate
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're going to like 7 different stadiums in England and none of them is the one I really want to go to
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fine, we can joke about mid-sized towns being bombed
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scene from Office Space: So that means every day you see me, it's the worst day of my life
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Tour of The Emirates with an opportunity to visit the club shop." I will pass on that opportunity, thank you
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with a cartoon speech bubble
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My most irredeemable take is that Danzig 4 whips a lot of ass
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have been radicalized, it's true
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry to be controversial, but I don't think the president should be flippant about any city, American or otherwise, being destroyed
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mentally checking out already. Someone come finish this shit up for me
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It still sucks, nonetheless
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, what could go wrong?
static.klipy.com
Skeletor Laughs In Evil
Alt: Skeletor Laughs In Evil
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just the other day I was telling my kid about the quaint olden times when pro leagues wouldn't even put a pro team in Las Vegas because of the appearance there might be a gambling influence
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought he did this already
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enjoy it while you can. This is the least sore your back will be for the rest of your life. Lol
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow, happy 40th birthday!
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of those fun things you notice by working in a law firm is that people who are charged with fraud of some sort always pay in cash
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's like, if something I liked that much can turn that bad, why even start watching something I know I won't like as much?
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Would be a lot cooler if she would start taking some family law cases off my hands
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would be just hilarious if I got a cold right before I went on vacation, right? So funny. If that happened, of course. Dying of laughter.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, it went downhill fast
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I made it through that season, but right after that I was done
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got so disinterested in The Walking Dead that it essentially killed my desire to watch tv at all
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only that bill could go down, down
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll have to look into that. Sounds extremely like me and my wife's kind of shit
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
London
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody's head is in the game. My son, as one might expect from a 14 year old boy, is mainly concerned with what he's having for dinner tomorrow night at O'Hare. Gonna be a long day.
Cover of The Way Forward by Black Tusk
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