Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 19hI always feel embarrassed when I pull the sti test swab out of my ass and it has poop on it. like nooo the doctors are back there making fun of my poo ass :( 000 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 21hAt some point it became cool to hate interstellar but like I really love that movie still (and he’s incredible in it!) 010 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026God I love that movie. It’s not my favorite but it will always be the most important to me since it cracked my egg. 010 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026literally it’s so mean to me like im sorry you’re gonna make a PUPPY fill out a job application? They don’t even have thumbs??? 010 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026everyone romanticizes this kind of gf and then they get me and it’s all “when are you gonna get a job?” and “you should probably shower more” smh my head im too silly puppy for all that 120 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026tempting to take a big swing but i’m neither smooth enough nor dominant enough to. unless you like the “subbiest girl you can possibly imagine” vibe in which case I’m gonna kill it 010 0
Reposted by ChlobotnikBig K @the-k-syndicate.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Would you rather be 2 ft shorter or be Jay Leno 011 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND RAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 032 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Woah that’s so sick! I need to watch more MST3K tbh, I’ve only seen a few episodes 010 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This reminds me of when i had been nonstop playing assassin’s creed 3 for weeks and was incredibly sleep deprived, got really high and started hallucinating 1700s Boston over top of my house 000 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026concerning amount of tgirls basically consider T to be liquid evil 020 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026sometimes i feel like i could think myself into a hands free orgasm if i think about my girlfriend for long enough 100 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026can confirm they made my ass fat, face cute, and titties bangin 010 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comWtf Funny: Double Sunglasses RevealALT: Wtf Funny: Double Sunglasses Reveal 100 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026genuienly I’m always thinking abt shit like this it’s so hot 010 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hey guys anyone want to hear too much about the simpsons? 140 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026looks like a delightful lady to hang out with, vibes are off the charts 020 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s okay, game gear existed as a null phantom zone upon release too 000 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what happened to us that we can’t even make fake cities work 100 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026every time a new management/simulation game comes out, I always see nothing but people saying “everything about this game is great except for the management/simulation stuff” and it’s like, did we forget how to make that kind of game? What is happening? Has there ever been a game good at that stuff? 100 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026yall ever want to bail in the middle of conversations that you yourself started? 100 0
Chlobotnik @kybayon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s been a while lol. your rewatch is reminding me that i never actually watched season 10 and 11 and that I probably should at some point. 110 0