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K.X. [Parody]

@kxdoesstuff.bsky.social
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hi im here may or may not update this who knows im not good with profiles government agencies DNI

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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 6h
hear me out trains but with stop signals like buses ???
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 11h
modern religion is just a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic of the original
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 12h
smh always wouldve never did
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 12h
this isnt even talking about the effectiveness of police - its just simple logic a cop isnt gonna be on your ass 24/7, so no shit a fella with a knife can end your life faster than the rozzers can arrive and do whatever they do
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 12h
relying on the police is the dumbest thing one can believe in public
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 12h
theres only 1 million to go around every flower for themselves.
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 13h
hear me out sudden rapture apocalypse type movie main character is a bus driver and he just goes past every stop
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 14h
remember: before shapeshifting, take a photo of yourself so you dont forget who you are the government can be really picky about how you look and it doesnt look good when you walk in with your ID looking like a cat
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 14h
they can be singular they has always been able to be singular they can be plural but it can be singular
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 16h
better yet, add some rgb on it now gamers would kill to be in the military all they want is a stick of ram which is probably around the price of a hellcat
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 16h
hear me out liquid cooled machine gun
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 18h
"im a bottom" man shut up and talk to me when youve actually got someone to be a bottom with
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all the fear from a horror game evaporates the second its mentioned to be a horror game because then youre actively thinking about all the tropes and stereotypes you start thinking analytically like "thats a good hiding spot" or "yeah im definitely gonna be jumpscared here" kojima please fix
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
though i think firefox is taking more RAM, dunno what it was at before but rn its like 1.7gb with barely anything happening (ps i do actually like rounded edges, but this just overdoes it, bring back bevels over circles)
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck the new firefox ui i would rather cut myself with your "sharp jagged unfriendly edges" than have round edges like its fuckin microsoft teams (which i have to use now... fuck) anyways overexaggeration is over its cool that you can turn it off and should stay like that though...
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah im on HRT but im not trans or anything i just like the look better
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im going to c clamp an ak with irons im going to c clamp an m1 with irons im going to c clamp and proceed to be blind firing c for life
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
causes of murder: 1. murderers
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
surprising that fangamer hasnt pushed out 500 plushies of every single chapter 5 character imagine the stacks they could be raking in with 1 aqua plush let alone the flowers or the floradinn theyre here too i guess
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reminder that all it took for ralsei to like flowery is one hype moments and aura segment do with this what you will
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how 2 get capcut transitions in like premiere i dont want to use capcut for irony
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooky month ooooooo
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey epic games can i get a shoutout please
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube crazy nowadays
7.4 / 2 91 inches

"LEGAL"?
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
music fans when i change the song every x seconds instead of x beats
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why do we want the imperial didnt they take over the world ro somethin
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crime prevention tools governed by the government are perfectly fine in big cities i do not give a shit if the government puts up cameras in london which track your face its fucking london okay? (and not a private company)
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maybe if it was before it ended then sure but if the gamejam has a theme or a rule to disallow starting before the jam starts then there is no difference between someone who joined 5 months ago over 2 seconds and no i havent watched it so this is all based off the thumbnail
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this means fucking nothing by the way holy clickbait
youtube video

We Joined a Game Jam 20 Minutes Before it Started… (and WON!)
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thats too much is there any simpler way like just subtracting 12?
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thank davie53 i will now wach simp son the
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey you yeah you what the fuck?
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never watched the simp son is this what its about
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i shout @everyone in the vc
discord vc with ping
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whoever is driving that sedan with the 70% orange front window tint and license BUSSY DJ hmu
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
throwing a p320 at someone should be considered attempted murder
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the day you see me use curseforge, the desktop app, my body is being used as a vessel for a skinwalker that is not me.
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
talking about american suburbs rest of the world youre okay you have people just not very social ones
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you wouldnt even need background actors for a modern day truman show go outside theres fucking nothing
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
random encounters they made some good musicals pretty rewatchable honestly i like em
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
raaatttzzzz
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hehe crazy
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how much does each franklin cost you gotta know where to get the best prices for them a lot of people want their own franklin make sure they have a good home though
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the worst part about social anxiety is that i can completely ignore it in the moment however at 2:13 is suddenly when me brain gets starved from embarrassing myself
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love having parasocial relationships with inanimate stories and books so fun
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i loved their musicals great guys
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
m
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
forgot pizza hut still a thing
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K.X. [Parody] @kxdoesstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the first guy i was like ":O damn ts serious" and second guy i just waved with the biggest smile saying "haaaiii :3" smh no silly in that guy, but he did say hello back, so nice almost like he has a serious job to do anyways will update if i learn anything hopefully nothing too bad happened
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