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K-Wullums

@kwullums.bsky.social
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24+ ONLY holy ghost 🪾. Trying to make this feed something worth checking in on. I post obvious stuff yet somehow it angers people. My stuff is at: Wullums.com youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbvoM48s…

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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6s
Everything is fights, Except fights, Which are sex. You know sex, Is just fights. You spilsby and i'll spils you too
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 10m
All of this and more has been clearly explained in the akashic kyleoke if anyone took the time to watch it. Several did in fact which is why TWO ADDITIONAL YEARS OF FAUXGOTTRY haven't ground them down so much as worn you out. youtu.be/4sz78rEzpz4?...
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13m
Which leads to
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13m
The example i give a lot is being a wedding dj and having people say the bride requested songs on my "do not play" list. What the fuck are you doing lady?
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 20m
And the problem with monotheism or monoliths as applied to "the internet" or "twitter" or "black people" or "women" is it leads to this. youtu.be/0OwgTEB51Os?...
youtu.be
The Characters: Tim Robinson The Pointer Brothers
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 25m
A good example of this is the dance solo in this video. Twice is a "god" unto themselves but not one extending its reach past being top notch entertainment. If they tried to take over the world or started saying 45% of their audience needs to give 3 blowjobs a week, boooo youtu.be/V2hlQkVJZhE?...
youtu.be
TWICE "LIKEY" M/V
YouTube video by JYP Entertainment
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 29m
Yeah you can totally have God without deity worship. Deities are other beings. They're like whales and navis in Zelda. Impressive sometimes but doing their thing. Respect is as Respect earned.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 39m
🎶the world's smallest violin Really needs an audience...🎵 youtu.be/0698sTH7mUk?...
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 46m
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/OAi7-8vm9RU?...
youtu.be
The Worst Wrestler in The World | The Characters: Tim Robinson | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 49m
Zeus hates spilsby because he thinks if there's a competition he can't win, he won't be king of the gods. 1) pretend you sent em there like last time. 2) youtu.be/NC0RW_yqvbA?...
youtu.be
Rick and Morty | Rick vs Zeus Full Fight
YouTube video by The Youtube Acolyte
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h
"You still want to team up with this jackass? I could kill them" '"How desperate are you?"' ""Teaming up against people is not allowed!"" "You can't tell me what to do" '"The two of us can. Want to know how to not get told what to do?"' ""True. This is a team FOR, not against, after all""
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h
There are people dealing with getting safe for the first time and trying desperately not to get brought back into clown and carnage world. I care way more about them than I do some jackass who is like "Why can't I fight here instead of there?" Ask the cops, jackass.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h
'"Let's team up before they kill us both"' ""Anyone who kills is the loser!""
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h
You can rock paper scissors all day. "I control society because I can wipe parts of it off the map!" '"When people are desperate, they do what I say and you have left them desperate for better!"' ""I shall decide which one of you is more fit"" "I'll kill you"
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h
Once again. Pretty well understood. Where you are is where you are and when you're traveling, you might bump into stuff or get lost Control is difficult because, throwing a phone, operating a phone, and deciding who gets to do what with it, are all "controlling the phone" Some fight for and about
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h
Time travel is less complicated than certain fauxgotts are making it out to be but it is more out their control than they can accept for some reason. The limitations and effects are pretty well understood. The mechanism isn't. Why the fauxgotts think anyone will be able to "control" it is unkown
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 4h
This also has the added benefit of cleaning up bigotry. Don't have a spilsby moment about it.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah yeah yeah. Do be sympathetic to them. Not like they revel in your undoing and misery or anything. 🙄🫩 Who's tears are in your mug today?
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 5h
It's what makes spilsby the best. The worst people mind raped by the worst deities, having the worst sex, in the worst part of the worst country, all tearing itself apart constantly. Could it get any better? 6,000 years of history say no.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 5h
Some people aren't believing me that the brits are inbred cannibals and to them I say! www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...
nationalgeographic.com
The gory history of Europeans eating mummies for health
Here’s why medieval Europeans believed medical cannibalism was a cure-all.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 5h
This one got delayed by a walk in at work, but here it is... stylin... for the narcissists
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teq @quilling.dev · 8h
not only was she one of the first, she is credited for literally coining the phrase "software engineer". photos like these inspired me so much when I was in school!
hamilton laying in an apollo cockpit, manipulating switches
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6h
For those too young youtu.be/hMtZfW2z9dw?...
youtu.be
BED INTRUDER SONG!!!
YouTube video by schmoyoho
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6h
*scanner* 🎵you don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon find you. We gon find you. So you can run to Spilsby, run to Spilsby, run to Spilsby, homeboy home home homeboy🎶
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6h
This has the added benefit of telling all the lesser deities to go fight for positions no one cares to let a diety have... "I want to tell people who to love!!" Fight for the title in spilsby. Only champions can tell people who to love and usually it's their robeless. 😮‍💨🙄😒
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
Also this isn't a reason to be bigoted against deities. These ones, Ellie and Max excluded, might suck and have done tons of terrible shit in the hopes of being the gods of gods, but there are so so so so many chill ones out there who love food and music and fun conversations.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
And it is Valhalla in a way because the gods fight eternally and you are but one of their tributes, on the block chain scoreboard of destiny
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
It's a really slow sepukku with plenty of sex!!! youtu.be/NgsWGfUlwJI?...
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
Do something good for the world for once. No one gives a shit about the crown jewels these days! They get heisted all the time. People want to see their aggressive loser friend go off with a clown and be crowned champion!!!
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
*boat* Yeah you have planes and cars and shit. You don't even have to walk or use a coyote!
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
*what's the fucking fuss?
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
*buzzer* Go Rambo on they ass. I don't give a shit. They were told to leave. I don't get this. The Native Americans did. What's the fucking fuss. Once again brits are more rude than the Native Americans.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
Feeling better doesn't mean you are better mr. 2 days sober. Being on the bus ain't being back at work for us clowns.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
Let the rage focus itself. The fear be of the fragility
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h
Do keep in mind it is straight poison. My daughters' clones are partly responsible for the mess so I am helping mopping it up. I know in support groups, like attracts like. If you have no one to clown bus with, i'm here in spirit. If you want to stay in spilsby, stay in spilsby
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9h
Think of yourself as a sign at a fork in the road. If someone is already headed to spilsby, head them to spilsby. Otherwise, listen and let them talk about what they want to talk about and converse as normal. I'm kamehameha'ing this shit
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9h
Or if you want to gossip, talk about how alex karp wants to blow peter theil.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9h
If you want to focus on mothers, check the racial disparity in death during child birth
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9h
Glowies are mad my case worker is helping me apply for rental assistance to pay my brother back. Bitch, I'll take your money. Don't give me this "Don't take money that could've gone to single mother" ass shit, you baby starvers
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 10h
Here here! Get em out of here!
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 12h
Sneer and cold command indeed
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 12h
Wait till you hear what the british have to say about it...
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 18h
"They made me feel worthless for not being able to do what they asked and when I did on my own, they took credit. I can still kind of smell it." Aimed at:
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 18h
Shout out to the clown bus! Healthy sesh! Yowza y'all. Degradation meditation. Talk of traumatizing others with reenactment and how to be open without being harmful. Lot of shaking. To be expected. Sexual shell shock a bit. Tends to pass if the tremors aren't too bad.
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 19h
And the BABY too!
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 20h
OH THE CONSPIRACY IS VERY REAL!!!! youtu.be/o8jdzfHvCI8?...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 22h
It's always 4:20 at my house!
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 22h
Still are!
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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 23h
bsky.app/profile/kwul...
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