K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6sEverything is fights, Except fights, Which are sex. You know sex, Is just fights. You spilsby and i'll spils you too 000
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 10mAll of this and more has been clearly explained in the akashic kyleoke if anyone took the time to watch it. Several did in fact which is why TWO ADDITIONAL YEARS OF FAUXGOTTRY haven't ground them down so much as worn you out. youtu.be/4sz78rEzpz4?... 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13mThe example i give a lot is being a wedding dj and having people say the bride requested songs on my "do not play" list. What the fuck are you doing lady? 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 20mAnd the problem with monotheism or monoliths as applied to "the internet" or "twitter" or "black people" or "women" is it leads to this. youtu.be/0OwgTEB51Os?...youtu.beThe Characters: Tim Robinson The Pointer BrothersYouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 25mA good example of this is the dance solo in this video. Twice is a "god" unto themselves but not one extending its reach past being top notch entertainment. If they tried to take over the world or started saying 45% of their audience needs to give 3 blowjobs a week, boooo youtu.be/V2hlQkVJZhE?...youtu.beTWICE "LIKEY" M/VYouTube video by JYP Entertainment 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 29mYeah you can totally have God without deity worship. Deities are other beings. They're like whales and navis in Zelda. Impressive sometimes but doing their thing. Respect is as Respect earned. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 39m🎶the world's smallest violin Really needs an audience...🎵 youtu.be/0698sTH7mUk?... 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 46m🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/OAi7-8vm9RU?...youtu.beThe Worst Wrestler in The World | The Characters: Tim Robinson | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 49mZeus hates spilsby because he thinks if there's a competition he can't win, he won't be king of the gods. 1) pretend you sent em there like last time. 2) youtu.be/NC0RW_yqvbA?...youtu.beRick and Morty | Rick vs Zeus Full FightYouTube video by The Youtube Acolyte 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h"You still want to team up with this jackass? I could kill them" '"How desperate are you?"' ""Teaming up against people is not allowed!"" "You can't tell me what to do" '"The two of us can. Want to know how to not get told what to do?"' ""True. This is a team FOR, not against, after all"" 000
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3hThere are people dealing with getting safe for the first time and trying desperately not to get brought back into clown and carnage world. I care way more about them than I do some jackass who is like "Why can't I fight here instead of there?" Ask the cops, jackass. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h'"Let's team up before they kill us both"' ""Anyone who kills is the loser!"" 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3hYou can rock paper scissors all day. "I control society because I can wipe parts of it off the map!" '"When people are desperate, they do what I say and you have left them desperate for better!"' ""I shall decide which one of you is more fit"" "I'll kill you" 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3hOnce again. Pretty well understood. Where you are is where you are and when you're traveling, you might bump into stuff or get lost Control is difficult because, throwing a phone, operating a phone, and deciding who gets to do what with it, are all "controlling the phone" Some fight for and about 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3hTime travel is less complicated than certain fauxgotts are making it out to be but it is more out their control than they can accept for some reason. The limitations and effects are pretty well understood. The mechanism isn't. Why the fauxgotts think anyone will be able to "control" it is unkown 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 4hThis also has the added benefit of cleaning up bigotry. Don't have a spilsby moment about it. 000
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 4hYeah yeah yeah. Do be sympathetic to them. Not like they revel in your undoing and misery or anything. 🙄 Who's tears are in your mug today? 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 5hIt's what makes spilsby the best. The worst people mind raped by the worst deities, having the worst sex, in the worst part of the worst country, all tearing itself apart constantly. Could it get any better? 6,000 years of history say no. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 5hSome people aren't believing me that the brits are inbred cannibals and to them I say! www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...nationalgeographic.comThe gory history of Europeans eating mummies for healthHere’s why medieval Europeans believed medical cannibalism was a cure-all. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 5hThis one got delayed by a walk in at work, but here it is... stylin... for the narcissists 100
Reposted by K-Wullumsteq @quilling.dev · 8hnot only was she one of the first, she is credited for literally coining the phrase "software engineer". photos like these inspired me so much when I was in school! 019231
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6hFor those too young youtu.be/hMtZfW2z9dw?...youtu.beBED INTRUDER SONG!!!YouTube video by schmoyoho 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6h*scanner* 🎵you don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon find you. We gon find you. So you can run to Spilsby, run to Spilsby, run to Spilsby, homeboy home home homeboy🎶 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 6hThis has the added benefit of telling all the lesser deities to go fight for positions no one cares to let a diety have... "I want to tell people who to love!!" Fight for the title in spilsby. Only champions can tell people who to love and usually it's their robeless. 😮💨🙄😒 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8hAlso this isn't a reason to be bigoted against deities. These ones, Ellie and Max excluded, might suck and have done tons of terrible shit in the hopes of being the gods of gods, but there are so so so so many chill ones out there who love food and music and fun conversations. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8hAnd it is Valhalla in a way because the gods fight eternally and you are but one of their tributes, on the block chain scoreboard of destiny 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8hIt's a really slow sepukku with plenty of sex!!! youtu.be/NgsWGfUlwJI?... 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8hDo something good for the world for once. No one gives a shit about the crown jewels these days! They get heisted all the time. People want to see their aggressive loser friend go off with a clown and be crowned champion!!! 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h*boat* Yeah you have planes and cars and shit. You don't even have to walk or use a coyote! 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8h*buzzer* Go Rambo on they ass. I don't give a shit. They were told to leave. I don't get this. The Native Americans did. What's the fucking fuss. Once again brits are more rude than the Native Americans. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8hFeeling better doesn't mean you are better mr. 2 days sober. Being on the bus ain't being back at work for us clowns. 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 8hDo keep in mind it is straight poison. My daughters' clones are partly responsible for the mess so I am helping mopping it up. I know in support groups, like attracts like. If you have no one to clown bus with, i'm here in spirit. If you want to stay in spilsby, stay in spilsby 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9hThink of yourself as a sign at a fork in the road. If someone is already headed to spilsby, head them to spilsby. Otherwise, listen and let them talk about what they want to talk about and converse as normal. I'm kamehameha'ing this shit 110
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9hOr if you want to gossip, talk about how alex karp wants to blow peter theil. 000
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9hIf you want to focus on mothers, check the racial disparity in death during child birth 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 9hGlowies are mad my case worker is helping me apply for rental assistance to pay my brother back. Bitch, I'll take your money. Don't give me this "Don't take money that could've gone to single mother" ass shit, you baby starvers 100
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 18h"They made me feel worthless for not being able to do what they asked and when I did on my own, they took credit. I can still kind of smell it." Aimed at: 000
K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 18hShout out to the clown bus! Healthy sesh! Yowza y'all. Degradation meditation. Talk of traumatizing others with reenactment and how to be open without being harmful. Lot of shaking. To be expected. Sexual shell shock a bit. Tends to pass if the tremors aren't too bad. 100
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