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i got a houseboat docked at the himbo dome

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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the gales of november came early btw
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
RFK jr needs to invent a healthy cigarette
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Rapture tomorrow doesn’t work for me. Gotta go to work
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Cleveland Guardians……
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Weight of Love - The Black Keys
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Trying to find the perfect song to play while the Aldi associate loads my groceries in the car
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Thinking about Edwin Encarnacion’s 2017 & 2018 seasons where he hit 30+ HR and 100+ RBI each year then Cleveland traded him (and Yandy Diaz) in a bizarre 3 team trade where Cleveland ended up with Carlos Santana
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Yesterday at the zoo I made very intense, prolonged eye contact with an owl. Something awesome or awful is going to happen this week. Stay tuned
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
MJ is my goat
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Cleveland Guardians……
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Why does every bar have to be themed? And not only that, but constantly hitting you over the head with said theme. How’s about someone opens a bar where’s the theme is I come in, drink 26 miler high life bottles and get kicked out for playing 6 hours of creed on touch tunes
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Happy birthday to me and Angelina Jolie. I’m 32 and she’s 50
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Bring back saying tallywhacker
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Every pope so far has been American. That trend continues
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
new pope picked
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
new pope coming soon
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse. He's not vibing with Lindor, Alonso, Nimmo etc. so the bullpen is his safe space and comfort zone. I actually wouldn't be surprised if he comes out as non binary or has some form of high functioning autism.
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
kicken a$$
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barrybondshof.bsky.social @barrybondshof.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Cleveland Cavaliers
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Cleveland Guardians
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Cam Ward, americ anfootball player
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Applying for this new papacy gig that just popped up on indeed. It says I'd have to relocate to the Rome area but they do give you your own apartment. One of my buddies said the benefits are sick too
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Don't forget to get your tickets!
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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A moment that would feel like Hozier's yell
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Taxes due today. "Tax Day". It's also Jackie Robison Day. It's also National Glazed Spiral Ham Day. Lots to do today
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I'm at Coachella right now
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Lucy got the Cooks Illustrated artist for the poster
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Cleveland Guardians
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
wendys cobb salad
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Amazing. My bracket is still perfect 🤩
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My #bracket is still #perfect after the completion of yesterday’s competitions.
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Happy to report that all of the academy awards were given out as planned last night. No hijinks or tomfoolery came about
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
How can you not just Smile when seeing a big plat of Pesto bacon ham plus Egg and pepperonchino parmiggiano
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Grammys was on a few weeks ago. If you missed it, you can find several recaps Online. That night was all about the Music
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Oscars are on tonight. 7pm on ABC. Big night for movies (films). Can’t wait to see what new movies will be announced
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It’s Sunday meaning I’m going to eat some Cheese for a snack! #yes
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Eagles win. Jalen Hurts is the only person who can make a goatee look good.
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar took the stage at halftime. Did not play Money Trees. Did play the Drake pedophile song. Eagles looking to close this one out. Live on FOX
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Game is halfway through. Eagles up big.
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Super Bowl is on tonight. Chiefs vs. Eagles on FOX at 6:30 pm. Chiefs looking for their third Super Bowl victory in a row.
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Luigi is missing the Simpsons broadcast of Monday night football
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#1001albums Album 35 Vulnicura - Björk ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ music.apple.com/us/album/vul...
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Vulnicura by Björk on Apple Music
Album · 2015 · 9 Songs
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
bowling night #tuesday
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#1001albums Album 34 Songs from the Big Chair - Tears for Fears ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ music.apple.com/us/album/son...
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Songs from the Big Chair by Tears for Fears on Apple Music
Album · 1985 · 8 Songs
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#1001albums Album 33 Permission to Land - The Darkness ⭐️⭐️⭐️ music.apple.com/us/album/per...
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Permission to Land (Bonus Track) by The Darkness on Apple Music
Album · 2003 · 11 Songs
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#1001albums Album 32 Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus - Spirit ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ music.apple.com/us/album/twe...
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Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus by Spirit on Apple Music
Album · 1970 · 16 Songs
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#1001albums Album 31 Siamese Dream - The Smashing Pumpkins ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ music.apple.com/us/album/sia...
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Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins on Apple Music
Album · 1993 · 13 Songs
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
One of the best feelings is flipping through used bins and seeing a record you know and it’s like $6. Plus those old records were simply made better and sound the best
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kyle 🗡️ @kwpressley.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
There are a lot of locally owned record stores out there with owners/workers that would love to help you get started. Best thing to do is ask for their help or tell them what you’re there for. Also imo the best stores are the ones that balance new records with used records
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