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Kwoko

@kwokodile.bsky.social
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Kwoko the Croco! Ref sheet by @Jaspering.bsky.social | Icon/banner by @NekoPumpkin.bsky.social | NB, He/They | Trans rights are human rights! I like dragons. Dragons are cool.

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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT'S KWOKTOBER! I've got nothing special planned. I just wanted to say that. Also, it's time for this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vm...
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September!
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a moment of inspiration in the middle of the night. Yellow dragon fruit are the sweetest variety, so obviously I go super saiyan when getting a sugar rush! Thank you @nekopumpkin.bsky.social for the the silly recolor!
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Random meaningless midnight rant: I love my OC's design, and I hate me for leaving it at "90%". (Overdoing it feels worse) I still play with the colors and possible markings, then thinking "too far". I have a reference to red flesh dragonfruit, but I want one for the yellow-skinned variety as well!
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I started streaming on Thursday to get through my backlog, and on Saturday, chat turned on me. www.twitch.tv/kwokodilian/... Of all the things to peak my mic on, it just had to be this. It's never been more over.
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The exact moment chat turned on me - Kwokodilian on Twitch
Watch Kwokodilian's Metro Exodus clip titled "The exact moment chat turned on me" on Twitch.
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay, here's the real reason why the crocodile is red. They cannot be placed there. Did you really think they could be constrained to a single spot? What a fool you are. (They are rapidly approaching your stash of snacks)
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UN votes to make food a human right: only the US and Israel say no. UN votes on a US proposal to erase trans women. Only the US, Pakistan, and Chile support that notion. UN votes to make the world map more accurate. Only the US votes no. Why can't the US be normal for once?
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One more Cicadamata post, because I think I've earned it. I've reclaimed the throne for best overall player, AND I have 8/18 possible world records.
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
✨It’s giveaway time! We’re giving you the chance to win an Aroace Longboi Plush & Pin Set!!
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At this very moment, I am the best Cicadamata player.
An overall leaderboard for the time-trial game, Cicadamata.
The person in first is the poster, Kwokodile, with 2,317,061 points across all the levels. This score puts them in first place.
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love seeing silly creatures in the wild and thinking "that could be me". I'm not an artist, but I intentionally kept my character's design simple for this very purpose
A crocodile trying its best to climb over a fence. The image is a reference to an actual video of an alligator climbing over a fence in a neighborhood to get to a river
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Macii @macii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
CICADAMATA IN A FUCKING WEEK LETS GO
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
CICADAMATA AUGUST 21ST AAAHHHHH MY FREE TIME, EVISCERATED IN AN INSTANT I will be continuing my 3-1 world record because those underwater birds deserve to suffer.
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flame lord gator 🐊🔥 @ramsgator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i can never turn down drawing this kwok.... now u get to be a lil rumble guy! also an extra doodle cause i had the idea and couldnt pick LOL #art #crocodile
kwoko the croco hanging on a pitaya tree! (thats the name of the cool cactus-y tree that grows dragonfruit! i learned something today!!)kwoko the croco in the style of pokemon rumble :]
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This crocodile is red for an AMAZING reason! He's inspired by dragon fruit coloration, and by that I mean he's communist and needs capitalism to P E R I S H.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TWITCH AI TRAINING IS LIVE - ON BY DEFAULT here's how to turn it off: - settings - security and privacy
twitch ai training "training for generative ai" consent screenshot
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And next up, we have the famous red/white singing crocodile, Skeledirge! Wait, who's that other one? Hurry up and get that other crocodile off the stage! They're ruining the performance! Thank you so much to @spectorzgatorz.bsky.social who went above and beyond with the idea I had!
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today's that day. If you know, you know! *Noms you*
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 05/08/2026
How beautiful are these handmade creatures by kinetic artist and paper sculptor Lucy Jean Green! #beautifulbizarre #papersculpture #art
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy Birthday to @kwokodile.bsky.social! Oh wait, that's me! You have to be nice to me today, or else I'll take away your "and" privileges. Macaroni OR cheese Peanut butter OR jelly Cock OR ball torture On second thought, you can keep that last one.
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Leigh's Dragons @leighsdragons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Namielle's wings!! With a wingspan of almost 20ft, this big guy just barely fits on my 2 car driveway. And even with my 6ft Hubs taking the photos, we couldn't really get a good framing for them. Namielle's wings are made from a discontinued tie dye Shannon luxe fabric to emulate the charged form.
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One more piece by @nekopumpkin.bsky.social: It's me doing Orcane's win pose (a pose I definitely saw 100% of the time)! I happened to win the flat art raffle from @macii.bsky.social's charity stream event and get into master rank at around the same time, so everything lined up for this!
A dragonfruit-themed crocodile doing the win pose of Orcane from Rivals of Aether 2
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have decided to become a menace It took me exactly 200 sets to get into Diamond the first time, and it's taken me a little over 150 to reach Master Rank this season!
A congratulatory screen for a platform fighting game, Rivals of Aether 2. The screen shows that the player has entered Master Rank.The leaderboard for the game Rivals of Aether 2. The player is ranked 780 with over 150 sets played this season
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm either thinking of death rolls or bread rolls. New piece by @nekopumpkin.bsky.social that I'm gonna be using as my banner!
A dragonfruit-themed crocodile happily floating along in some water
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month... TWO! 🏳️‍🌈 You've all been good, so have a second one for free
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just donated almost all of Coco's belongings. I get that there's never enough time to give an infinite amount of love, but that doesn't make it sting any less. Doing a little better today though
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Today, I've had to let go of the best dog in the world, Coco. She was a sassy ball of fluff, but I didn't want it any other way. I remember how she'd pull a sock off my foot when I got back from work and then hide under the furniture. I miss her already. Why does it have to hurt so much?
Coco looking at me with a confused expression on why I'm taking a photo of her licking her right pawCoco covering her face as the sun comes upCoco doing her signature attention-seeking poseCoco fiercely guarding one of her favorite toys
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IT'S WORLD CROCODILE DAY! Crocodiles are the best animal, and that's a fact. You can't say otherwise today.
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Queue @lqueuel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@kwokodile.bsky.social and I drew each other first round in the #omgcon2026 Smash Bros. tournament, so we decided to do something special for fun. 😁
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Go buy and play this game NOW! It's a very charming game rendered in *CrayonVision*! The dialogue is fun, the kobolds are cute, and why are you still here instead of playing the game?
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 Be gay, do crimes! Be trans, throw hands! Be queer, instill fear!
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
No, Hector! Don't turn me into a marketable plushie! Nooooooo (The plushie is free. You may need to duel the current owner, but it is free)
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jaspering 🐊 !! in a swamp near you @jaspering.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
happy gator day!!
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Life hack from a marine biologist: When your blue sea dragons need a little snack, remember that they never evolved to swim, so you have to drive the Portuguese man-o-war around and pick them up like a little bus 🎥 by me during field work :)
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sometimes when I'm sad or angry, I'll look at the happy face of my sona and think, "Would he want me to be full of negative emotions?" Of course not! He wants me to be full of THE RICH when we FUCKIN' EAT THEM :)
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at my idiot son <3 There is only one thought, and it is VIOLENCE! Weh/Gremlin/Creechure by @nekopumpkin.bsky.social
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
He's live! Go watch it right now. Alter Evo is *an experience*
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Draak @draakvuur.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mondays would be so much easier if I was just an alligator What even is "monday" its nap time on my log
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Flicky @flickybirb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I am so, so thrilled looking back at the impact @fastestfurs.com had during my Rogue Squadron speedrun last weekend - we started with $948 on the tracker ($100 of which was for a Rogue Squadron incentive), and by the time the next run started, we'd smashed it to $3000!!! Our community rocks, man <3
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Beaniums from @gweenium.bsky.social are the reason why I made a sona in the 1st place! Of course I had to get one! (Plus they're cute) I kept entering his raffle with no sona (because funny), and the wheel landed on me almost 3 times in a row. Eventually I went "Okay universe. I got the message."
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Thank you @nekopumpkin.bsky.social for the gift art! Look at that cute pose!
A dragonfruit-themed crocodile sona. They have a slight blush and are posed like they are walking across a balance beam.
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Either you have a favorite dinosaur(s), or you NEED to find one. Mine are Baryonyx, Spinosaurus, and Archaeopteryx.
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The tech->furry pipeline is complete now that I have a sona! Here's Kwoko the Croco (I'm so good with names)!
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Kiba After Dark @kibaafterdark45.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Heard today is international Asexuality day! Woo! 🖤💜🤍
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
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Queue @lqueuel.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Thanks to everyone that came out to our first ever panel today! Had lots of fun and hopefully we can do it again soon! #evillecon2026
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is the perfect dragon, and I would die for it.
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Kwoko @kwokodile.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Mentally, I only have 1 hp left. The 1 hp in question:
A picture of a Shedinja from Pokemon with an air balloon, safety goggles, substitute, and heavy-duty boots. Shedinja only has a max of 1 hp, but it has the ability "wonder guard". Wonder guard prevents it from being hit by anything except for super-effective attacks, statuses, entry hazards, and weather.

It has been turned into an electric type, which only has a ground weakness. The Air balloon makes it immune to ground-type attacks.

Safety goggles makes it immune to weather damage.

The substitute gives immunity to statuses like poison or burn.

Heavy-duty boots lets it ignore entry-hazards.

It's not a 100% invincible set up, but it gets the point across.
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