Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 01/07/2023Have a hot skeet and can’t wait? Call JG at 877-POST-NOW that’s 877-POST-NOW Call Jay Graber & Associates today! 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 30/06/2023This is what the LORD says: “Send the Californians back, and I will heal the land.” 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 24/06/2023Russian PMCs Invading Russia Taliban Invading Iran Taiwan Arming Up 000 0
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 28/05/2023AI will upset this election cycle in the same way social media upset previous cycles. There’s no stopping it. You either play the game or risk appeal if you don’t have a good comeback. Game on. 120 2
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 27/05/2023Apparently, Barbie is staying at The Plaza Hotel this weekend. 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 27/05/2023At first, when the official inflation print goes below 3%, it will be celebrated, recession averted! Then when we drop into deflation, that too will be celebrated. “Deflation is transitory, necessary after all this inflation.” But what happens if it keeps going? 100 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 22/05/2023I have this on my Hinge profile, but I feel like I need to change it because “the worst” changes each episode 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 20/05/2023The left side of your brain says the G-Wiz is logical and efficient. The right side of your brain says the Bentley is comfortable and luxurious. The human condition is a perpetual battle between these two voices within us. 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 10/05/2023I respect the hustle, but remember, you can play this card once in your earnings call. Elon ruined the “we’ll have the fancy tech next quarter” strategy 020 2
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 07/05/2023Deputy: “Sir, we’ve sentenced them all to the Bluesky horny jail, but it’s not working.” Sheriff: “What do you mean?” Deputy: “Well, the cell is unhinged in a fun way.” Sheriff: “You’re going in the cell.” Deputy: “Yes, Daddy.” 3482 48
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 04/05/2023@yesitscolin.bsky.social, our boy never had a chance 391 9
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 04/05/2023I wish the arrow in the top left had a counter so I’d know how many layers deep I’ve gone. 011 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 04/05/2023Every day I keep thinking my description of Bluesky as “unhinged in a fun way” has peaked, but y’all keep finding a new thing. 2774 77
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 02/05/2023“This is an early May vintage from the Bluesky vibe garden.” 040 4
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 29/04/2023There’s only one test to confirm you’re not terminally online 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 29/04/2023Bluesky vibes, where people think they’re at “we vibing” but they’re actually at “silly goose” (The blue box is maximal vibes, while the red box is the day-to-day vibes) 110 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 27/04/2023Bluesky should drop Postgres and move everything to multi-region in memory. We’re at a five on “find out” but only a two on “fuck around.” The optimal condition is a perfect seven. 000 0
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 27/04/2023When the time comes Crabs, Swifties, and Skoots will unite 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 27/04/2023I used to live at 14th and E Thomas, this feels very familiar. 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 25/04/2023I like how this meme template perfectly encapsulates Twitter vs. Bluesky 020 2
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 24/04/2023All the famous billionaires are either retiring or having full-blown middle-age crises. Are narrative violations just trendy? 130 3
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 23/04/2023You should do vibes by borough; I don’t have the experience to pull that off 000 0
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 23/04/2023Portland, you think, “It’s early; they just haven’t had their morning coffee,” but in fact, they’ve already had five cups. (red box is the day-to-day vibes, and the blue box is the maximal vibes) 100 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 23/04/2023> The Milwaukee Common Council passed a resolution that designates a portion of State Street on the Miller Brewery grounds as the "Champagne of Beers Region." Midwest, I know you hate being called “flyover country,” but you’ve got to stop doing stuff like this 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 23/04/2023San Francisco, while it might come off as a monoculture, boom-bust towns have a wider range of potential vibes. (red box is the day-to-day vibes, and the blue box is the maximal vibes) 010 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 22/04/2023I told people in Seattle that I moved to NYC as I needed a “vibe shift” but didn’t know how to describe it, but I finally found a way to describe it. The blue box is maximal vibes, while the red box is the day-to-day vibes. On their best day, Seattle is at best “Modelo Time.” 8182 18
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 22/04/2023Crypto hustle is out; motivational vibe hustle is in 030 3
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 15/04/2023The sheer number of fundamentally worthless altcoins that still have trading volume astonishes me. Without real USD inflows, over time, these will slowly lose value, like tears, in the rain. 100 1
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 14/04/2023I take back my earlier post, this weather is heaven, excellent job devs 020 2
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 12/04/2023Ok, ok, 80° in April, it is what it is, but I’m sweating. Can devs do something? 030 3
Kurt Kroeger @kwkroeger.kwk.io · 11/04/2023When the West Coast employees are at lunch, the East Coast employees go on a bike ride. 030 3
