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Kev Hammond

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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You think it's adorable but then you wake at 3am and he is eating your feet.
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's October and it's dime for the Halloween Spooktacular free book giveaway. Plenty of cheap thrills here to keep you busy now the evenings are darker. #Books #Horror 💙📚👀 😱 📚📢 #BFP
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HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR
Most of Steve Hudgins' Terrifying Audiobooks are FREE for Audible subscribers! BINGE AWAY: https://www.maniacontheloose.com/audiobooks Or dive into his Terrifying Towns series - Each volume just 99 cents or Free with Kindle Unlimited:https://www.maniacontheloose.com/books
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't care what anyone says. This is talent.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Monday morning looms. But we can't have a bad day at work if we just don't show up.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today's stuff we received from Amazon but definitely didn't buy.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I saw the joke... Where does Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies. So I'm going to have to spend the whole long weekend giggling about it.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Peacefully sleeping on the bed, waiting for me to play with his face. Awww
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Share stealing this from the wifey unit. She's not wrong.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
l.smartnews.com/p-8rk43sgo/M... I mean the constitution protects the people of the United states from having to give up your home to the red coats 😂 but you just can't have clean water.
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You Don’t Have a Right to Safe Drinking Water, US Court Rules (Mother Jones)
A volunteer grabs a gallon of water at a water and food distribution drive held by College Hill Baptist Church and the World Central kitchen on March 7, 2021...
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Three Toed Sloth – Karoline Hinz share.google/xKK1TbGbHG7A... I feel like this would be a novel costume for a gang of bank robbers.
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Three Toed Sloth – Karoline Hinz
padded undersuit, separate full body fursuit with extended claw-gloves (movable) and separate head. face is sculpted, molded and casted in silicone with hair punched front and glass eyes. Claws are casted in semi rigid translucent polyurethane. Pictures by Dominik Butzmann //
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Found it! I found the precious.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the book of tea... "Let us dream of evanescence, and linger in the beautiful foolishness of things." And that's why I have a four cup a day tea drinking habit- minimum. Pinkies in the oot position!
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ok, before I go to sleep dreaming of an early morning power failure, here is one last bit of anti Monday stuff. The song is about Monday. Possibly... youtu.be/cE4lpSFNFUE?...
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Well, This Is Shit
YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's looming...
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R2D2's Monday Mood: Sad Monday Fall
ALT: R2D2's Monday Mood: Sad Monday Fall
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A photo of the new laundry basket.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😯 ok so all I need is about $8000 and some methods to pacify an angry wifey. Also, who is coming to play when I get it?
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We need positivity on social media, now that it's pie o'clock on a Friday afternoon. The positivity is below 👇
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My deep thought for the day. We should have tails...
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The latest edition of why would he eat that?! I mean look at it! If you believe I will end up crying in the shower and want to gamble, promise I would not be offended.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Planting tiny wee plastic babies at work today. Going to put one in the freezer later.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/OqTvl... Is this the greatest soccer goal celebration ever? I mean he's there, and then he's not.
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Brazil player jumps over boards and falls into a hole after scoring😭😭 #brazil #worldcup
YouTube video by NATIONAL SOCCER NETWORK
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I saw this and thought, wow, that is deep.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So I was a bit bored and decided to string together my own Mitch Mcconnel conspiracy theory. I believe he ate an exploding ass vegetable (Taco Bell maybe) and conked out unconscious after making an unholy mess on the floor. His wife came home and just noped right the fuck out of there...
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
l.smartnews.com/p-8eoUhLA4/c... But now how many people died today eating cake? That's right! Ban the vegetables! I'm at work. Should probably get back to that.
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1st deaths in cyclosporiasis outbreak reported in Michigan as cases surpass 11,000 (ABC News)
The first two deaths of the cyclosporiasis outbreak have been reported in Michigan, the state's health department announced Monday. Both people had "signific...
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is the hiding place. Whenever another cat goes by he attacks from inside. There is no peace in this house.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Experts Warn The Internet Will Go Down In A Big Way — And You'd Better Be Ready | HuffPost Life share.google/jdkvXiYQLurL... So we need a plan. I'm going to sell my home and buy a church, then convert that church into the six mile inn from American murder song. Do you have a plan?
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Experts Warn The Internet Will Go Down In A Big Way — And You'd Better Be Ready
Read this article now. You won’t be able to if your internet is down.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Valorie for President.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The US now has expanding exploding diarrhea. It's time to ban vegetables 😁👏👏👏
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ummm. If I did then I'm glad I did and if I didn't then I should have. I believe it was the Queeny who saved me from the ruins of Twitter @purplequeenpub.bsky.social
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There's lots of political stuff and posts about issues of the day etc. This is fine. But we should also take time to get to know one another by asking the questions that really matter. So, hey you! What's your favorite dinosaur?
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We bought a new rug and we are guessing names for which cat will throw up on it first. Winner will get a prize. You can follow me for more tips on how to live life to the fullest.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There will be no peace in this house...
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lettuce at Taco Bell confirmed as a source of diarrhea-causing outbreak | AP News share.google/9I491NsGv1Rc... $200 for ozempic or $1.99 at Taco Bell.
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Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wisely
ALT: Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wisely
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There you go, everyone. This is one of those lessons to be kind. You don't know how long the other person is going to hold a murderous grudge.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
youtu.be/Yzj-PqvtY0A?... I think about this every time the wifey unit asks me to decide where we are getting food from. "You have to decide," she's telling me. And she completely ignores my decision making pains.
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Burnistoun - What Do You Want To Do Today?
YouTube video by Burnistoun
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just about to get up when this thing takes a flying leap onto my lap
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
l.smartnews.com/p-7W6aEtk4/V... They should have known... 😂
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
l.smartnews.com/p-7UWFYUco/X... Dear everyone who sees this. You don't say "hello," if this happens to you. You say "I'm not dead yet... I think I want to go for a walk."
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Family was mourning grandpa at his funeral. Then a ‘Hello’ from his coffin stunned them. (Upworthy)
A funeral is a time to bid goodbye to the ones we love, but they are also moments to celebrate the life and memories made with our lost loved one. Funerals a...
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING ~ President Camacho
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I find this very discouraging. Dude smacks his head on the bottom of a swimming pool one time and suddenly he's Beethoven. I spend years of my childhood sliding down the stairs on my head and still can't levitate snacks from the kitchen.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's a nice day for walking my nephew's dog and then hiding in the house where the snacks are.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Source: Task & Purpose share.google/0LfX9G4QmZ4d... 2 billion dollars wasted on military video game stuff. Do people even realize that's, like, enough money to buy every American household a box of keebler cookies? 😯
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The Army bought 10,000 IVAS headsets. Soldiers won't use them.
The Army spent almost $2 billion on 10,000 IVAS headsets, but most are destined for storage rather than the field.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/192p... I approve of this.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
photos.app.goo.gl/bJgysa6CbbbX... This was it. The tippy top of my creative ability. Sigh
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creativity highlight · Sunday, Dec 1, 2024 📸
Shared album · Tap to view!
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
www.smidgeup.com/midge-foreca... You can now view all the places where you will be eaten alive.
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The Scottish Midge Forecast
The Scottish Midge Forecast uses data from biting midge traps and mini-weather stations across Scotland to give you a view of midge levels in Scotland.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is the look that says "just you wait until I'm a 20lbs furry missile with fangs."
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"my allergies are kicking my face's ass." So says the wifey unit. And I think this is a great way of putting it.
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
They're graceful, elegant creatures. 😐
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I think if we were to use social media properly, we can use it for positive change by reshaping things, in such great numbers that we can force those changes to happen. So in that spirit I would like to officially change the word "specifically," to "pacifically." That's so dumb it's brilliant 😂
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Kev Hammond @kwijibo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Here's the close up of the thing we brought into our home.
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