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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 23h
He’s exorcised some demons. Shout out the spirit of Dante Scarneccia.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My grandma loved him so much she replaced a photo of my late grandfather on her nightstand with this one of her and Coach. His love and care for Chicagoans ran deep and we were lucky to have him. Thank you, Coach.
Me, my grandma, and Coach ditka
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sorry but do we just do halftime shows for every game now? I feel like we need to chill out.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need to know what Aaron Sorkin’s daughter is doing that she let her dad get that tan.
Aaron Sorkin-Grande on the red carpet
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screaming crying (negative)
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi I’m so sorry, but no. I can’t take much more. BOTH CHRISTIANS?! Unacceptable.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was that just a Trump ad on the Indiana vs Northwestern game paid for by the US Government???? With Love Me as the soundtrack?! Is this a parody???
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am also available
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yesterday my friend and I both said “Is he hurt or was he just surprised” and once again, the teachers are always correct
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why tf is NBC using AI graphics? Literally zero reason to use it. So dumb.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss doin it for every girl that ever got stood up at prom, mad respect
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DOUBS CAN’T CATCH THE BALL WHEN HE *IS* TARGETED THIS AIN’T HAPPENING
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Buffalo Lions destroying the Detroit Lions
Amazon Prime can’t do basic team name graphics but they have a game a week. Also the Bills are listed as the Lions…
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tony Dungy AND Bill Polian lost their HOF votes?
Absolute Cinema
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They had time to give The Muppets their award on this broadcast
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An excellent In Memoriam. It seems like the live tv producers are starting to get it. Noah Kahan was a great pick.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As an award show enthusiast - being game is what’s most important. Are all the bits working for me? No. Am I having fun because she’s trying and clearly cares? Yes! You can’t be above it if you’re taking the check!
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Colbert is a king and we love him.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry doing this song with Steve Carrell in the audience when it’s pop culturally his song? Criminal.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MARTIN SHORT CAN’T KEEP GETTING ROBBED. I WILL BECOME UNMOORED.
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love me some Stephen Root, glad to see him win best supporting actor in a comedy at #Emmys. But what do the Emmy awards have against Harrison Ford? Now that Rhea Seehorn has her Emmy, I'm gonna start agitating for Ford.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Gonzo Muppet Winks
Alt: Gonzo Muppet Winks
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gabe Jacas, Illinois legend
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best thing from the Belichick coaching tree is every single one of these fuckers being the most pedantic bitches ever.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Death. Taxes. Josh McDaniels calling a flea flicker.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Truly the Dewey defeats Truman of my time.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If someone can please tell me what happened in the Michigan game??? Because there are conflicting reports??
SI article with takeaways on Michigan’s lossBox score on Google saying Michigan won
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s worth it to read the whole Kawhi report (it’s only 36 pages), but these two sections made me truly laugh out loud. Rich people doing crimes and thinking they won’t get caught is something else. #Clippers #NBA
Excerpt from an email where Aspiration says they don’t know what to do with a Kawhi dealClippers CCO and CFO texting about how their boss is making them do crimes
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And we thank Sarah for her service
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Feels like it’s #Adorables time @anamariecox.com
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just saw my scene mom on the bus out of the Andrew McMahon show where I did my best impression of her and took everyone’s picture, held everyone’s drinks, and sang with everyone around me. I love this scene. I love being home.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Where is Dante Scarneccia
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Or me with every A24 movie
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey @wnba.com , you can send DiJonai’s fine straight to my house. Heroes don’t pay their own fines.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You’re goddamn right. I do not like that fish man.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Smiling LeBron can’t believe this is my life meme
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Caitlin Clark pulling the Michael Jordan media strategy in while 1) in the W and 2) in the year of our lord 2026 is beyond baffling. Just say you know home girl is trying to sell her new shoe and keep it moving.
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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Joe Sheehan: This trade is a microcosm of the real problem MLB has faced for decades. It’s not about haves and have-nots, but wants and want-nots. The Dodgers, and teams like them, want to win more than teams like the Tigers do, so they go out and acquire the Tigers’ best pitcher. MLB has built an entire labor strategy and media campaign around demonizing the Dodgers, when in fact it’s the Tigers who are wrecking baseball. You have to be through the looking glass to think the sport’s problem is the team that’s trying to win rather than the team that’s trading Tarik Skubal while sitting 2 1/2 games out of a playoff spot.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Ruxin from The League Screaming Collusion!
Alt: Ruxin from The League Screaming Collusion!
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Dodgers causing this fucking lockout on this trade is going to be my 13th reason I stg
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If anyone has tips on what else I can meal prep for my dad going through chemo and radiation, please let me know (these are oatmeal and cottage cheese but actually taste good I promise)
pancakes on a giant ass pan
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ATTN @thepwhl.com GIVE US A TEAM WE’RE GOOD FOR IT
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PAUL SKENES WHO
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Benny Hill representation in the Final for the Brits
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All halftime shows moving forward will be required to have The Muppets. This is Shakira law.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Brad Pitt also among the fans here... Oh, it's Matt Damon. That's Matt Damon... Apologize to both." John Strong
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The HBIC has spoken. Bye Hakeem.
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Kuzco @kuzcokuzco.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Truly what is wrong with people
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