Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mom I'm 13 and this is an anime I'm leaving across country to set up a small business 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How tf do people daintily breathe into a tissue and make boogers come out 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't prove it but I have this theory they replaced Jake from State Farm with a lookalike sometime during covid. Something just seems off about him 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You can now send Oatchi to live on a farm upplanet #pikmin 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Liberty Biberty is an invasive species that serves no environmental purpose. Please do your part to the Earth by stomping on every Liberty Biberty until they disappear 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you′ve confused me for / If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform / I go to cons once a year, truly, usually more / Screaming at the furries while they pushed him through the door 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Keep telling myself I'll pad up once I hit x milestone and then I just don't (sadge) 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I ran away from myself and now myself is lost out there somewhere :( 000
Reposted by KurusuKiburi @bestestcub.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If my pants aren't sagging, my tail's not wagging 3273
Reposted by Kurusunicole 🌙💦 @secretbrowser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026my diaper is brimming with joy 4716
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 22/07/2026All I want in life is the Eevee costume from sword and shield 000
Reposted by Kurusu⛓️ muffin @puppypamps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the wheels on the bus? yeah they kinda go round and round. jsyk. 1110324
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I was square dancing with ol Mitch yesterday and he was very much brain alive 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You exist in my own little world and you're gonna have to deal with it, sorry 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Indeed be like "Recommended based on your job history as poo shoveler: - poo shoveler - poo shoveler (remote) - assistant poo shoveler - executive poo shoveler - fecal removal expert" 010
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Why does every picture of Mitch McConnell look AI generated 000
Kurusu @kurusucub.bsky.social · 28/06/2026"What is your desired salary?" "Whatever you fucking posted it as" "Per:" "Hour" "Is there anything you would like to tell us about you?" "I can fart the national anthem" 000