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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago

@kurumigray.bsky.social
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• INTJ • Nexus-7 Replicant • Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛ • Gardener 🌱• Aquarium Aquascaper 🐠 “Don’t like her? What’s wrong with her? She’s beautiful. She’s rich. She’s got huge…tracts of land.” Book here: beacons.ai/kurumigray

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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Body sculpted by carbs, butter and yard work
Rumi in a light blue yoga 2 piece outfit
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Screaming 😂😂😂
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
She spelled HIPPA wrong on the doctors note. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Adele Delaney @adeledelaney.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It’s time for a treat 😇
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What a glorious creature, RIP Mickey 🩷
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A little sneak peek of my latest shoot 💙
Rumi in Japanese gym class outfit
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Maybe by the time I was 6 years old! I wasn’t a conventionally pretty girl, I was a tomboy for sure. but the adults in my family told me I was pretty and all the women in my family were pretty, so I trusted the process of growing up 😂
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I mean, how often do we hear something that resonates with us and we go and share those thoughts with friends later on? That’s certainly not stealing an idea I think we all do this as humans
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I have a little hedge of Bolero and for DA roses I have Lady of Shallott, Queen of Sweden, Scepter’d Isle. I’m waiting on a BUNCH of bare roots I preordered/was gifted 🥹 Lark Ascending, Elizabeth, Generous Gardener, Lady of the Lake, Desdemona, Emily Brontë, Eustacia Vye, Roald Dahl
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Josie Qu 🏡 CHI @meetjosiequ.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
✈️Upcoming Winter and Spring Travel Schedule ❄️Minneapolis January 27-29 🌉San Francisco Mar 4-6 🧄San Jose Mar 10-11 ☀️Phoenix Mar 17-18 🎸Memphis April 1-2 📚Boston Apr 23-24 🚕New York Apr 28-29 🥊Philly April 30-May 1 💌: josiequ@protonmail.ch
Smiling asian woman wearing gold glasses, black hair lightly curled falling over her right shoulder, wearing a light blue sheer lingerie embroidered with sheer blue and white flowers, a green bangle, and a delicate pearl necklace. She has red nails and is sitting down and pouring a glass of champagne. She is sitting down and looking at the glass of champagne she is pouring.  Smiling asian woman wearing gold glasses, black hair lightly curled falling over her right shoulder, wearing a light blue sheer lingerie embroidered with sheer blue and white flowers, a green bangle, and a delicate pearl necklace. She has red nails and is sitting down and pouring a glass of champagne. She is sitting down and laughing as she pops open a bottle of champagne.
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Ohh what kind of roses do you have? Last year was my first year planting rose bushes and I can’t wait for them to get bigger 🥹
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I hybridize dahlias for fun!! 🥹 it’s such a fun experience
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
More cats have died of avian flu because of raw feeding. It has always been a bad idea but especially now. Don't give your cats raw meat or raw milk! 1/2 www.centraloregondaily.com/news/pets-an...
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2 Oregon cats euthanized after contracting bird flu, prompting raw pet food warning
Oregon and Washington officials are warning pet owners about the risks of raw pet food after two cats in Oregon had to be euthanized after contracting bird flu.
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Good evening 🩵
Kurumi booty 
#datechicago
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
They aren’t always crazy stories either, often times it’s just some amusing thing a client has said in passing and I’ve held onto it for years. I have phrases I’ve adopted solely bc a client says it and it stuck with me.
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
There aren’t a lot of jobs out there that let you see people the way we get to see people. In out-of office-mode, away from regular life commitments, they get to talk about things that might be too personal for a Bumble date
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
One of my favorite things about this job is the insane repertoire of stories and facts I gain from chatting with clients. I don’t get to repeat some of the stories ever, but I rarely go a day without something in my regular day life reminding me some funny/crazy story a client has told me
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The world is burning but I can look cute while it burns 🔥 Reminder to Chicago: ICE raids start today. Please be on the lookout and warn others. 🫶🏻
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Petition to bring back “yonder” as a word for direction and proximal distance. Sometimes, something really just is way over yonder ya know
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
She def seems old enough so I would assume there’s a good chance she’s pregnant, I sent you a message about spay appts!
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Omg what a perfect baby
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Not enough people appreciate my duo page reference tbh
Kurumi’s duo web page, text reads “Wouldst thou like to live boobilicioisly?” referencing a line from the movie The Witch A scene from the movie ‘The Witch’, subtitle reads “wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I still think one of the funniest things to ever happen during an appointment is when my visually impaired client was leaving & got a deaf Uber driver
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I had a Costco date with a client too (I was a Costco virgin) and it was so much fun 😂
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/01/2025
As we witness these heartbreaking scenes from the fires in LA, an important reminder that incarcerated people make up over 30% of California’s forest firefighters.
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30 percent of California's forest firefighters are prisoners
About 4,000 inmates battle blazes in the Golden State's woodlands.
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I accidentally hit a guy in the face with a 10 feet of EMT conduit 😭 I miscalculated my turn and WHAM
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Valid
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When he gives you his Home Depot credit card 👷🏻‍♀️🧡
Moments before Kurumi turns into Gollum
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
They are so beautiful 🥺
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I was at a wake today and there was a Korean family also having a wake in a different part of the building, and they thought I was part of their group 🤣
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She’s @rightchoicesheering on instagram!
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Lazy Thursday 🩶
#datechicago
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Let’s stay in and watch videos of that lesbian lady sheering overgrow sheep 🥺🩵
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Shoutout to when I misheard my client saying he’s Presbyterian and I thought he was pescatarian so I kept choosing seafood restaurants
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Thank you, Santa.
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Porkchop is perfect.
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nothing more homoerotic than a straight male friendship. So many men just do not like their wives and do not like women in general
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
An episode where one of them accidentally ends up on a date with the State St. Preacher
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I have so much content for OF I need to upload this week 🥲
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Why… would they use AI for that 😭 I’m so embarrassed for them
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Went to a divorce party and the dress code was funeral attire. Not pictured: my full length fur coat and the sunglasses I showed up wearing 🪦🖤
Kurumi in black lingerie, black silk skirt, black lace mourning veil 
#datechicago
#datenyc 
#gfe
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yes!
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Yes! 😭 it’s so wild and so cute
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
In a lot of the waterways! I think Lincoln park zoo has biodiversity cameras in different parts of Chicago and they spotted them too! The population was down to like 100 in the 80’s
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
PEOPLE ARE SPOTTING RIVER OTTERS IN CHICAGO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Santa, my kittens and I have been good this year 🥰 marigoldgift.com/Kurumi
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a cartoon cat wearing a santa hat and a red sweater
Alt: Hachiware wearing a santa hat and a red sweater #GFE #FMTY #datechicago
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
When you isolate part of a text or discussion and get upset at it, I think you end up looking silly bc it’s showing your lack of ability to really sit back and really comprehend what is being said. Have a nice weekend girlie
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Girl what are you going on about 😭 do whatever you want, but the girls doing doggy with their back straight are not gonna make millions on OF even if they tried. That’s my point
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago @kurumigray.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It’s from Agent Provocateur!
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