Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Oh my goodness thank you for 400+ followersmedia.tenor.coma man in a red suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall .ALT: a man in a red suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall . 130
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025US Transgender Hotline ❗🏳️⚧️ Share if you can!! 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Jesus Christ, I forgot how graphic Forensic Files - especially the early episodes - can be 😰 110
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025My partner and I were in the Dunkin drive thru a couple days ago and they said "Hi I'd like the new Selina Carpenter shaken espresso please?" I said afterwards "Don't you mean Sabrina Carpenter?" And they replied "What'd I say?" with the same shit-eating grin they always have when messing with me 😂 100
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I recently got a Fursuit head but I dunno if I should make a separate account for that or not 😵💫 000
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I guess my kitty likes romcom manga now? Naoya may be her fav (good taste!) 😸 130
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 04/01/2025So my partner, whom I love dearly and I always will, attempted to rizz me with "I'm gonna start calling you George, because you have W Bush" 170
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025So this is leaving Netflix soon. Since I've never seen it and heard it was fucking terrible, I'mma treat myself LOL 100
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025First day of 2025 and I'm pretty sure I got strep throat. Sick but (trying to) slay 000
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Taken December 23rd. I don't think my cat is all that impressed with Andy Sandberg's D*** In A Box 110
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 24/12/2024At first I wasn't interested in seeing 'Monkey Man' but then I heard it has trans anarchists in it, so now I gotta buy it :D 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 21/12/2024They're a free public resource, y'all. Use 'em 020
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Watching a 'Law & Order' episode from 2009 about doxxing, or as Jack McCoy called it "digital lynch mobs' 😂 000
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Follower Count: You have over 30 followers! Me: Oh that's nice ☺️ Wait * squints eyes * Follower Count: You have over 300 (yeah a second zero) followers! Me: Beg pardonmedia.tenor.coma sign that says thank you so much with heartsALT: a sign that says thank you so much with hearts 100
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I humbly apologise for not posting here lately. It might happen again. 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Ooh, @kadath.bsky.social 's femme cousin from Animal Crossing has gladly came to watch me beat Mario's ass! Thanks Gracie! 110
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I took a 'which dere type am I?' quiz and I'm honestly bewildered by my result: Just... what????? HOW???? 100
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 04/12/2024TW: Kind of a vent? That has to do with my autism? So in therapy today I found that I still struggle with emotional regulation. Like, a * lot *. I can't believe I didn't know it was still affecting this much. I wish I knew sooner. 020
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 03/12/2024OMG I just realised those clothes would actually be perfect default clothes for Kurt 😭😭 Like genuinely he * would * wear those 020
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Me when I'm a mentally ill community college dropout masquerading as an anthropomorphic seal but also a chill guy 161
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Had these incredible pear martinis my mom's best friend made last night. Have only a bit of a headache from it but it was worth it lol 020
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy Turkey Day, let's remember we're on stolen land and this holiday was founded on genocide /srs 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024A tad buzzed and turned on my TV to Animal Planet showing a veterinary show, and a cat was having surgery, and my poor cat caught a glimpse and just looked at me with her eyes so fucking wide lol. I was like "okay okay I'll change the channel kitty cat" 030
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Getting a test done today to see if I have asthma. Been fighting to breathe almost every day for 4 years, let's hope they actually see what's wrong today 🤞🤞 110
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Not if I steal it as well heehee 1 like = 1 Kurt LaFlipperflabber lore piece. 130
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Got an ad for AI chats. What's worse is that it had those fuckin' monochrome inc3$t siblings (y'all know who) on it 😖😖😖😖 020
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Post your favourite Pokémon, wrong answers only 040
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Yah yourself with the job you'd actually have in the 'Star Wars' universe I'd probably be some sort of Rebel alliance secretary tbh. Also, I'd always said I'd be a grey Jedi if I could use the Force lol 031
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 23/11/2024THERE'S GONNA BE A 'BAD GUYS' SEQUEL I AM SO PUMPED 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Oh shit, almost forgot to upload my YouTube Music recap! 100
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Just gonna answer all of 'em on my own time lol 130
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 18/11/2024About to start watching 'Bridgerton'. Time to see why cis women are so crazy about this lol 020
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have come to report my (self)discovery of the DILF kink 😓 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024So I've never seen Game of Thrones, and I told my partner this, they were just silent for a second and then said "You are saving yourself a world of pain." 000
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Completely random thought I just had: Rotom are literally the protogens of Pokémon 021
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Trump having a p3d0 as attorney general really says they don't give jack shit about kids 210
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Having a weekend out with my partner in a couple days 🥰🥰 It'll be nice to just chill and forget our problems for just a few days 100
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Had ramen yesterday. Incredible 😭 /pos 010
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 09/11/2024WHAT DID YOU LET HAPPEN TO THESE GUYS, NOLAN BUSHNELL?!? Like dude, I'm pro-yassification in the sense of fashion/style but WTF NOOOO😭 120
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 07/11/2024🎶Opening ears and letting out fears🎶 The news can be *fucking debilitating*. Tryna calm myself down with @niicdog.bsky.social songs. Green Day songs and Neil Young songs also help! 182
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Yesterday my partner took me to the New York State Museum, which I had never been to before. It was a lot of fun! Pics later (or tomorrow if I have time)! :D 110
Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Wait, what? Armie Hammer and *cannibalism*? Wtf? ... Is he secretly meaning vore? LOL 000
