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Not A Crook

@kurtpena.bsky.social
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You can't fix stupid.

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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 4h
Explain to your partner what marriage means and insist that he must fix the problem.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 4h
Billionaires don't need lower prices.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 4h
Donald Blimp
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 4h
A "very nice" corpulent vampire.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 4h
She could sing at halftime, and we could just kill two birds with one stone.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 4h
Use NITROGEN.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does Steve Hitler not own a tie? Does he wear Step-ins, too?
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is only interesting because Steve Hitler pretends that MAGA is going to save us from MAGA.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congress isn't around to fund anything, so there's that.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"False Idol, domestic terrorist, and First Felon Donald Turnip ignored again be ICC"
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doesn't he threaten to fight everyone he loses an argument to?
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your cell phone pings, DND lookups, and credit card transactions already reveal your habits.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's no Luke Kornet.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lionel loves it!
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Small dick energy
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, look! A diplomat!
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is he finally leaving?
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's also an attack on education.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Funny thing about "subhumans"...
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elon Musk is Satan. So, of course, that would confuse the peasantry.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please! I need to know which burrito is best! Help me, food critics!
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Ball! Ball!"
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you buy these orbds from Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would prefer *underground*.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can't fill up your gas tank for $90.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His posture is as absurd as his facial bronzer and hair are.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In Austin, a 9-year-old watched ICE detain and drive away with his mother, leaving community members to scramble to find him care. Senate Republicans just blocked a bill that would bar ICE from making arrests at school bus stops. Their cruelty is endless.
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'It Has to Stop': Community Members Condemn ICE Arrests at Bus Stops After GOP Blocks Bill to Protect Kids | Common Dreams
Republicans in the US Senate blocked a bill to protect school bus stops from ICE arrests, leading to outrage in Pennsylv
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Threads is putrid too.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This bitch needs a real job, like picking broccoli.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry I missed out! 🤓
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His diaper is full.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm doing neither. I'm for the lowest cost solution for someone who will never reenter society. That's usually lifetime imprisonment.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just wait until gasoline production drops during winter changeover, and the draw on strategic reserves inevitably drops off. Diesel and gas prices will top $10.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hw has fetal alcohol syndrome... And he's an idiot.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, less inflation is "higher?"
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inflation is dreadful, but the Dow!
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wasn't Jesus and Arab? The Trumps German fascists?
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perhaps someone else wants to talk in circles with you?
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are seeing job openings at hotels as migrants get deported. And other jobs openings have resulted from back to school.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are against execution, that's perfect fine. But arguing with me about it is silly.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also. since you brought it up, it makes all the difference in the world what she thinks. That isn't my opinion. If the judge (go look up what that word means) believes that the guilty party is capable of being rehabilitated, then execution might not be the result.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'M NOT ARGUING IN FAVOR OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. You are defending a murder. I don't think you understand that those are two different things.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Bad" is what you call "great again" when the outcome isn't an blatant conservative scam.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. I'm saying that if you are going to execute murderers, nitrogen is much easier and more effective to administer. I'm not arguing for capital punishment. Nor am I defending a smug murderer.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live in California. We don't perform executions.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why would you ever watch that lying sack of shit?
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turnip decided to stop inspecting and then used the possibility of Iranian nukes as a pretense for this illegal war. Yet Newsweek is hung up on the manufactured "Iranian nukes" issue. We have never been concerned with Israel having nukes.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nitrogen would have been more effective than phenobarbital. They did a poor job installing her IV line. She has some kind of vascular condition.
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She is an unrepentant murderer. Does this bother you?
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