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Kurt Jangle

@kurtjangle.bsky.social
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I recently had the opportunity to speak with @skewereduniverse.bsky.social about one of my favorite weird little vintage horror movies. We talk frugality, tight pacing, character dynamics, the continuity of hipsters, and I tie everything back to The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; as is my wont.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Going live at 8am with some classic Saturday Morning Cartoon goodness! Kicking off with Teenage Mustang Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge and then the demo for the upcoming Marvel Cosmic Invasion. #ExtraLife
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My favorite 24 hours of the year start tomorrow! Gaming, snacking, and yapping to raise money for my local Children's Miracle Network Hospital! Check out the link and find out what #ExtraLife is all about! @extralife4kids.bsky.social
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Of all the @extralife4kids.bsky.social streams I've done this is the first that I can almost 100% guarantee a big fluffy cat as guest host.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good Morning, Sickos! 🤼
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
@extralife4kids.bsky.social Game Day is THIS SATURDAY! 24 hours of gaming, yapping, and snacking! For the Kids!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I'm also getting ads telling me to call and thank Sen. Cornyn. AbsolutelyTheFuckNot! @hbomax.bsky.social
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Advertising is an absolute toilet. The new Cracker Barrel logo is "woke". Forbidden Door is this Sunday! And it's the 35th Anniversary of a movie that is better than it has any right to be! @skewereduniverse.bsky.social and I sit down to talk about all of that and more tonight!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Having this opportunity in my home state, hours away from where I scrawled these words, yet minutes away from my current home is something I would never forgive myself if I missed out on. Thank you @allelitewrestling.com
A child's handwriting on a yellow slip of paper that reads When I grow up I want to be a wrestler because they get a lot of money.A screenshot from a Ticketmaster email reminding me that AEW All In is happening soon and offering instructions on accessing mobile tickets.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's July 4th, but it's still a Friday and that means it's almost time to PreGame! We're talking toys tonight with @zerpie.bsky.social 8/7 Central!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
10 minutes.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Chat, I think I like cardio now...
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Word on the skeets is there may be some people tuning into Fyter Fest and checking out AEW for the first time! Welcome! You've picked a hell of a jumping in point! 🤼
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
POV: You lay down for a minute after work and are attacked by a giant ball of fluff who has never gotten any pets or cuddles in his entire life.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Snacks and drinks are ready and plenty more besides this. I am seated and locked in for tonight's @aewontv.bsky.social festivities with the promise of a full day off tomorrow to recover! Let's get DoNgerous! 🤼
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I will literally Google the answer to something live for you, or just make up wild nonsense, if you join the Chat tonight and ask. Either way it will be 100% more entertaining and ethical than using ChatGPT to answer a simple question. ::LinkInBio::
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Tomorrow I lay out my "Mission Statement" such as it is, answer more of your questions, and drill down a little deeper into topics y'all brought to me before. Plus, whatever tangents I will inevitably take Fridays, 7pm Central live on Twitch and YouTube! Show links in bio Q and A link in comments
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Throg wants you to tune into ThePreGame tonight! Mainly because I told him if he persuaded enough people to watch I might add some "enrichment" to his container. 7pm Central
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Fridays. 7pm Central.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Tonight on The PreGame I'm going to be talking with @booksandbodyslams.bsky.social about a little news and lot about Star Wars as we head towards the final set of Andor episodes! Grab your favorite beverage and some snacks and join us tonight at 7pm Central over on Twitch or YouTube!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Wherein I begin my pivot to manosphere grifter... ... except I'm actually going to provide practical advice and hygiene recommendations.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Fresh episode of The PreGame this Friday. I'll be talking with @ibladedaily.bsky.social about if Hogan and Bischoff have a humiliation kink. We'll also discuss what it was like watching The Monoculture die in real time. This Friday at 7pm Central, live on Twitch! ::Links in bio::
Fuck Hulk Hogan
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Big week for my vocal chords! Episode 0 of my new show The PreGame is up on YouTube. Find that by searching Kurt Jangle on YT I made an appearance on The Hard Way podcast talking about appearances. Find it whenever pods are casted. My first official Voice Over session is booked for tomorrow.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Twitch.tv/KurtJangle The Only Adult on the Internet. Coming Soon.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Coming Soon...
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
🤼
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Shortly after this Echo came over for scritches. After a couple full rounds on the head and chin I patted the bed and he laid his head on my hand for a bit and purred. He's slowly learning that he's home.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Someone at @allelitewrestling.com needs to let Mox know the Deathriders jeans are on sale at Burlington right now in case he needs to stock up!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hims is very photogenic and it's about to be everyone's problem! Meet Echo! 🐱
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I LOVE WRESTLING!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
TK you sonuvabitch! #AEWDynamite 🤼
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hangman Adam Page is going to burn down all of Long Island just to get to MJF. 🤼
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Oh, you mean the NutMobile?! Either way, I'm in!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Seriously considering giving up the daily grind and just nutting my way across the country for a while.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Quote with a mirror pic 🖤
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We're getting both of these matches on THE SAME NIGHT!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I don't believe in God, but we both believe in Hangman.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Tiger Knee Superiority
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Who could possibly hate this man? 🤼‍♂️
AEW Star Serpentico giving us a glimpse of the future by sitting in RJ City's chair on the set of Hey! Ew. Mug in his left hand, giving a thumbs up with the right, legs crossed, and recyclable steamers trailing off of him.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Coming soon... www.twitch.tv/KurtJangle
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I know them shirt sleeves hate to see me coming!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Cheers @hangmanpage.bsky.social
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Bryan Danielson injured while out digging clams. He pulled a mussel.
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Don't let your dreams remain dreams!
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Kurt Jangle @kurtjangle.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS!
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