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Kurt Bixby

@kurtbixby.com

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He/Him Software Engineer | Runner | Game Enthusiast Semi-recovered FFXIV addict Yohah Molkoh @ Lamia

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 29/03/2026

I want to get off MR. TRUMPS WILD RIDE!

A graph of the price of crude oil over the course of a month. It starts at $70, quickly jumps to $115, plummets back down to $80, and then rises again to $100.

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 28/02/2026

I hate that this is so predictable.

A tweet from Donald Trump in November 2011 saying “In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.”

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 26/09/2025

My Windows XP Crocs have arrived.

A pair of Crocs. The upper part of the shoes have a sky blue background with some clouds on them. The bottom part is a grassy green. There are low-res versions of the icons for Recycle Bin, File Explorer, Internet Explorer, the MSN butterfly, the cursor, and Clippy in the holes on the top.

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 07/04/2025

I want to get off Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride

A tweet saying “HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA”

A tweet saying “CNBC just reported that they got Karoline Leavitt on the phone who stated that any talk of a 90-day tariff pause was "fake news."”

A picture of the Dow Jones value quickly spiking up and almost immediately shooting back down

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 03/02/2025

A man in a polo and khakis has an exasperated face due to being unable to hold the 8 lines that are falling out of his cradled arms.
There is text overlaid in large impact font that says “Why can’t I hold all these limes”

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 25/01/2025

Got moved from the nosebleeds to the orchestra for the show tonight!

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 28/11/2024

Four Christmas Movies To Know Me By 🎄

“Jingle All The Way” poster

“Olive the Other Reindeer” poster

“Home Alone” poster

“The Santa Clause” poster

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 23/11/2024

Costco setup a scarevillain to keep all the green goblins away

A photo of a clothing section at Costco. Industrial tables are covered in various garments. Above the tables, in the middle of the frame, stands a Spider-Man hoodie with its arms positioned horizontally like a scarecrow.

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 18/11/2024

My votes for #TheGameAwards 2024

Game of the Year: FF7 Rebirth
Best Direction: FF7 Rebirth
Best Narrative: FF7 Rebirth
Best Art Direction: Astro Bot
Best Score & Music: FF7 Rebirth
Best Audio Direction: Astro Bot
Best Performance: Briana White (Aerith) - FF7 Rebirth
Innovation in Accessibility: Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown
Games for Change: Indika
Best Ongoing Game: Fortnite
Best Community Support: FFXIV
Best Indie Game: UFO 50
Best Debut Indie: Balatro
Best Mobile Game: Balatro
Best VR/AR Game: Metal: Hellsinger
Best Action Game: Helldivers 2
Best Action/Adventure Game: Astro Bot
Best Role-Playing Game: FF7 Rebirth
Best Fighting Game: Tekken 8
Best Family Game: Astro Bot
Best Sim/Strategy Game: Unicorn Overlord
Best Multiplayer Game: Helldivers 2
Best Adaptation: Arcane
Most Anticipated Game: Metroid Prime 4
Content Creator of the Year: Usada Pekora
Best Esports Game: Counter-Strike 2

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 18/11/2024

What does "Best Action/Adventure" at #TheGameAwards even mean?! The most closely related games are Astro Bot and Prince of Persia, but even those are very different genres. Astro Bot: Traditional platformer PoP: Metroidvania Silent Hill: Survival Horror Outlaws: Open-world map game Zelda: ALttP-like

A screenshot show the nominees for "Best Action/Adventure" game at The Game Awards. The nominees are Astro Bot, Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown, Silent Hill 2, Star Wars: Outlaws, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom.

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 17/11/2024

I refuse to join Bluesky — I don’t want to become part of a chamber of echoes of an elusive age

Box art for the game Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 21/10/2024

Me when I receive love and affection for the first time

A smiling woman is patting the head of a confused Psyduck while they both sit on a couch.

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 17/03/2024

Hmmm. I wonder why Texas is so interested in VPNs.

A map of the US showing relative interest in the term "VPN". Texas is noticeably darker than all other states, signifying much greater interest. Texas has 2/3 higher interest than the next closest state.

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 08/03/2024

As it fucking should be

A screenshot of Trending topics on Twitter.
Akira Toriyama has 627k posts. #StateOfTheUnion has 148k posts.

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 10/02/2024

It never won't be funny that the best song of BotW is titled "2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation Trailer"

A photograph of an orchestra playing music below a projection screen. An overlaid title card stating the name of the piece reads "Breath of the Wild: 2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation Trailer"

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 24/12/2023

It’s that time again

Screenshot of Phoenix Wright, a defense attorney with spiked hair and a blue suit with a red tie, in court saying “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!”

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 27/10/2023

I may have found one of the least appetizing names for a dessert

A recipe email from Command Cooking titled "Lemon Dump Cake"

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 13/10/2023

I swear it’s not a dick pic, it’s just heroic nudity

A photo of the Wikipedia page for “Heroic nudity”. L
“Heroic nudity of ideal nudity is a concept in classical scholarship to describe the un-realist use of nudity in classical sculpture to show figures who may be heroes, deities, or semi-divine beings.”

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 11/10/2023

My iPhone just corrected Duck to Fuck It’s learning, but I think it’s gone too far

Blue iMessage bubble saying
“Dr. Mario
Olimar
Fuck Hunt are all great”

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 24/08/2023

Mario endorses messing with cops

A stylized photo of Mario wearing a police officer’s hat running from a hatless police officer who is fuming at Mario. Text above the image says “Steal hats from NPCs”

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 19/08/2023

A simile so advanced that bsky thinks it’s in a foreign language

Screenshot of the original post with a “Translate this post” link below it

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 11/08/2023

An official marketing photo of an official Pokemon plush

a long thin round white plushie with a flared base

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 09/08/2023

Social media ads are getting straight to the point

A Pizza Hut ad that’s a photo of a supreme pizza overlaid with the words “Buy pizza”

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 05/08/2023

dress posting

Me in a billowing, multicolored, pastel dress while wearing elf ears and a flower crown

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 01/08/2023

JPN Twitter posting Barbie X 9/11 memes in response the Barbie Movie account saying "Barbenheimer will be an unforgettable summer" is sending me

Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting on Osama bin Laden's shoulders in front of the burning World Trade Center

A pink toy Barbie plane flying into the north WTC tower with the resulting smoke colored pink

A movie poster for Barbie, with the burning WTC towers in the middle cutout. Text says "This Barbie is the moment. Only in Cinemas Summer 2023"

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 27/07/2023

I have an icon already made

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 27/07/2023

For those who want to join in on the fun

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 27/07/2023

Way ahead of you

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 22/07/2023

Yeah, you’ve earned today’s “Best Poster” award

A blue award ribbon with a gold center containing text that says “Best Poster Award Guarantee 7/21/2023”

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 08/07/2023

why can't I fuck all these pauls?

A man trying to hold a bunch of small versions of paul's head in his arms as they tumble out of his grasp.
The image is overlaid with "why cant I, fuck all these pauls?"

It's the "why cant I, hold all these limes" meme image with the limes replaced with paul's head

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 06/07/2023

Steps to enable NSFW content once in a web browser

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 06/07/2023

Every time I try to carry a big load of anything, groceries, random items, whatever; I think “why can’t I hold all these limes”

Picture of a man struggling to hold a dozen limes in his arms. Overlaid text says “why can’t I hold all these limes?”

Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 06/07/2023

Cool ornamented wood join from a temple in Japan

Multi-colored interlocking wood joints with well-defined black edges

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 04/07/2023

@skywatch.bsky.social another for a list deathco . re

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 04/07/2023

Four games to get to know me

The box art for Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn

The box art for Pokémon HeartGold

The box art for The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

The box art for Rock Band 3

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Kurt Bixby @kurtbixby.com · 03/07/2023

Final Fantasy XIII was wild. Not only was the story about two lesbians going on a journey to stop the end of the world, but Shiva was two lesbians that transformed into a motorcycle.

Two robot-looking artificial women in an intimate embrace. One is pulling the other closer by the waist and the other is leaning back with a look of ecstasy on her face.

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