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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 18h

Ugh ugh ugh, awful neighbours are doing the worst extinction burst. Cats are ricocheting around the bedroom like thunder but I can’t even go in a different room because they are blasting shitty pop music in the shower! I am literally counting down the days until they are gone

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 19h

Doing an EDI course for work and I just gotta say, as someone with hearing difficulties, putting a large part of the content as audio files with no text is kind of a fail here?

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

THE ELEPHANTS UPSTAIRS JUST HANDED IN THEIR NOTICE AND THEY ARE MOVING OUT HALLELUJAH!!!

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just spent like an hour windowshopping on Right Move for top floor flats in my neighbourhood - they are cheaper than I thought (but I would lose my beloved garden)

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hate landlords so effing much. Like, I don’t even have a landlord but the buy-to-let landlords around me are continually making my life demonstrably worse 😭

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ugh, the scumbag slumlord of the middle flat - who we have been trying for YEARS to get to fix that damn flat - just sent an email to the Freehold Company asking US to arrange and pay for repairs to HIS ROOF which we’ve been complaining about!

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Argh, we had a Support person join last week (to take some of the ticket loa off product owner/me) and today she has resigned under mysterious circumstances 😱

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Made the mistake of going in The Range’s Xmas aisles and now I, too, have bought Xmas ornaments in September oh the shame 😳 (Mostly I bought a big string of cowbells to hang on my front door because I have no doorbell and my (nice) neighbour has a really quiet knock)

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I really wish I had bought the sparkly almond body oil at Duty Free

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have 5 open tickets and 4 of them are waiting for information from the same person and this is such a regular bottleneck 🙄

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So as the Soundproofing surveyor was just standing in my bedroom as I gave him the background, the cats thundered by upstairs and he turned to me with an o_0 expression and said ‘ok, yes I can hear why you called me’

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

OK I really need to stop being shown Takes on The Lesbian Bar

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have dusted, hoovered the bedroom and changed the bedding in preparation for the soundproofers’ initial visit tomorrow and feel sure that I have deserved an ice cream now!

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

New ear defenders arrived: Walker’s Razor Passive Muffs (designed for shooting ranges, LOL) They’re not as ‘world: gone’ as my construction site ear defenders but they are significantly more comfortable since it looks like I need to sleep in them for some time 😩

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Diverted a mile out of my way because there’s a man on the roof of a house opposite the Leisure Centre threatening to jump off - no one seems to know if he’s suicidal or just on mad drugs, poor lad :(

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As I was buying YET ANOTHER ROSE someone’s dog came over and PEED ON MY SHOPPING BAG?!?! Fortunately they had a bottle of water and managed to rinse it off very quickly but I feel like this is a sign to STOP BUYING PLANTS

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I always forget why beet tops are my favourite leafy Green until it’s beet season and I eat beet tops again! Sweet, slightly earthy flavour (particularly in the stalk) that goes amazing with strong cheese

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OMG, a banana tree is Balham is growing actual bananas. climate change is wild!

A banana tree in a south London garden with a large yellow flower hanging over a wooden fence. At the top of the flower stem are rows of small green bananas

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But OTOH this incident has spurred me to finally fill in the form for my workplace's EAP (I have no idea if it will be any good or if it will just be mindfulness and 'have you tried... not being autistic?' but I've got to do something or I will genuinely lose my mind

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The bloody builder in a house 2 doors down is playing music so loud the bass was coming in my kitchen. He refused to turn it down but 2 older builders got him to lower it a bit after hearing the volume in my garden

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Another really bad meltdown due to cat noise from above and i’m really starting to worry I’ll damage myself or something else. I am in hell :(

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Weirdly obsessed with these bright purple BTS themed oreos (if they are ‘brown sugar pancake flavour, why are they purple?)

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Lord Walki Wolf 🐺✨ @lordwalkiwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A few trees at Kew Gardens in August 2026. 1) Black Locust 2) Turner's Oak 3) Weeping Beech 4) Monkey Puzzle Tree 🐺✨

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Unexpectedly ran into arsehole neighbour at gate. Asked her politely to please close the door quietly and she gaslighted me about how I’m too sensitive and she’s closing her door quietly Then LITERALLY BANGED THE GATE ON HER WAY OUT

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I need to NOT order things online because I only intended to buy a bag but got cross sold a hat too Only intended to buy 1 plant not available elsewhere - got suckered into buying 2 plants oh no 😱

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OK I just ordered about 200 snapdragon seeds because I have decided to underplant my tulips with snapdragons instead of wallflowers because why not, live dangerously as a gardener!

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I took a whole bunch of oleander cuttings since I seem to have had trouble with them before. But I seem to have worked out the trick and now I have FIVE oleanders

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Came back to work to a completely exploded inbox and an overconfident boss insisting that we can fix a serious ongoing issue in a tool I’ve been using for less than 2 months by… ::checks notes:: MONDAY

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

OMG WTF DEUTSCHLAND - how long do the freaking air raid sirens go on for here?!?!!

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ended up being interviewed by German radio after the Neubauten show, about how much I love them! 😂

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The screaming of lost souls on the S25 as it goes under the Berlin Wall near Brandenburg Tor

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tightrope walkers, skateboarders, kitesurfers, sheepherders and an old man playing a snake-charmer’s whistle

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love Denglish. Literally 10 metres from a sign begging people to have their grillparties ‘unproblematically’, a literal BINFIRE

A large metal rubbish bin standing on the tarmac pouring out smoke as the contents are clearly on fire

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tempelhoferfeld is like the most organised German kind of anarchy I have ever seen. There’s even a high school band playing ‘Now I Wanna Be Your Dog’

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Interesting. I recently managed to start meditating for the first time, after not being able to for ages. I've got up to about 10 minutes a day, but this article has convinced me not to try to do much more, given my personality www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

theatlantic.com

The Dark Side of Mindfulness

A prominent psychologist and meditation teacher set out to research the benefits of the practice. What she found alarmed her.

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Chapati is closing down, Morgenland is shutting and the Burrito Window is ‘under new ownership’ - what has happened to Kreuzberg? 😭

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

New level of German fluency unlocked: accidentally haggling at a Kreuzberg Flohmarkt

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good lord I don’t think I’ve ever seen an email that screams ‘THIS IS A BAD MATCH’ more Like, a perfect storm of ‘NOPE I’d rather starve’

A job alert email offering a job doing helpdesk support for Palantir in the ‘oil and gas industry’

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Picknweight has completely got rid of their ‘clothing by weight’ section (and all the other stuff is really overpriced compared to e.g. Humana)

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why is German electricity so shit I've had my phone plugged in for SO LONG why isn't it charging? Give me nice high powered British electricity, that is one of my few complaints about Germany

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Folks I’ve been coming to Germany for 10 years and only just discovered Radler, which is basically shandy, but can be made with any fruit? I’n drinking Rhubarb Radler and it’s amazing 😋

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My German has got so bad! 😂 I have forgotten everything!!! But at least I managed to get served lunch in a cafe without being Englished straightaway

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Deutschland! Ich bin in dich! Ich fühle mich schon besser! (OMG the queues for passportkontrolle are not even remotely exaggerated)

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

OMG OMG Do you want to know more about BUCK-TICK and Imai Hisashi IN ENGLISH?!?! A Western podcast covers them (with an interview with Imai-san) here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

podcasts.apple.com

BUCK∞TICK

Podcast Episode · The Kimi Kato Show · 29 August · 1hr

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am in absolute hell. I complained about the tenants to their landlord. They are now claiming that I threatened to 'make their life a living hell'. What I said was 'YOU ARE MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!' and said that I could stop being nice back.

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Unproblematic Binfire @kunstmuell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I feel like I am genuinely losing my mind over the herd of elephants upstairs. The thought of being trapped with them for another year makes me genuinely desperate. I cannot cope with them.

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