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@kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social
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✨Escaped from Twitter Suspension Hell✨ I like VTubers. :) | 🔞I like and (at times) retweet NSFW content, and my posts are less than kid-friendly. | 21+| pfp:https://dmdave.com/junk-golems/9

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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
MODERN TALKING MENTIONED. youtu.be/eNvUS-6PTbs?...
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Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady (Official Video)
YouTube video by ModernTalkingVEVO
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
youtu.be/FWyJEhMHFdM?...
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Future Islands - Seasons (Waiting On You) (BADBADNOTGOOD Reinterpretation)
YouTube video by Future Islands
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Medieval physician trying to bleed me with leeches to balance the humors.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
SHAW 🔥
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Nyxie 🔜 MIRXXX @studionyxie.art · 21/08/2025
At some point we all started doing the quote reskeet dunk thing like old Twitter instead of just insta blocking on site and living our damn lives and posting our joys and I'm fucking begging some of y'all please go back to The Old Ways and start blockenhiemering debate idiots instead of replying.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
100% match?🧍
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Nah, if you mow semi-regularly and keep the blades sharp then it’s not too hard to push.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I got one of these bad boys since the motorized ones vaporize the grass and trigger my allergies real bad.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
ALL ON BLACK. ALL ON SPEED. ALL ON BAKUSHIN.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Mexico…
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Byeah.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
In the kitchen, cooking.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Yeah I’m not doing them.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You can also grow dried beans if things get really rough - just soak them overnight and bury them roughly an inch under the surface of your soil. Make sure to get organic beans, too, otherwise they might be sprayed with something that might inhibit sprouting.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The Fungus.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Z Nation? It’s a show about people trying to transport a guy immune to the zombie virus across the US in order to develop a cure. It’s a really goofy show overall, but it still has its moments - it’s bad but in a good way. Watched it on Netflix years ago, though, so it might not be on there anymore.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wish I could lay eggs. Would make grocery shopping easier.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’d stagger them, personally.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I downloaded the Orion browser, which allows you to download Firefox and chrome extensions. Just slap on uBlock and you’re good.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I haven’t eaten skittles since they got rid of the lime flavor. Green’s been having it rough.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The pop tarts of celery and anaphylaxis.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
6/10 Chair’s too nice.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
RIGHT?
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Glad I wasn’t the only one skeeved out by the story. Like, she probably would have been down if she was asked first, but she was kissed out of nowhere without warning or consent. And then she was all like “lmao I fumbled the bag” like no girl you were just assaulted.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
(For legal reasons, this is a joke.)
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Poorly managed nuclear waste facility, you say?
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Here you go: youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E?...
youtu.be
Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video)
YouTube video by Miike Snow
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Real. Can’t find them anywhere anymore - not even in those frozen vegetable medley bags.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
/hanayome.live Is an orchid mantis VTuber. (They chill.)
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Been vibing with Cloud of Unknowing recently, too. And Empire Ants. Basically the entire Plastic Beach album.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Fire Coming out of the Monkey’s Head
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
To be fair, big bug mounts are cooler.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
He bumps into a coworker at the club. Hijinks ensue.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I personally deconstruct them with scissors and lick everything up.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Banana Laffy Taffy.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It’s okay I still ate it.
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kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social @kunkthejunkgolem.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Made a whole pot of macaroni once and just forgot about it until the next day.
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