Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 16hWell you can get something that feels quite similar right across the street, or down there at the corner or you ask the bartender for the special Kolumbian brandy 😉 030
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 20hThe ones who talk the most about honor are most likely to have to compensate for a lack of it. 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What the hell did he do in a Russian oil refinery? 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Behold!static.klipy.comClassic Game Boy Super Mario Land GameplayALT: Classic Game Boy Super Mario Land Gameplay 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Es ist wohl eine Hommage an de Duchamp 🤔 das Ready Made in seiner Rückwirkung auf die Realität. 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ofcourse there is:static.klipy.comMr. Clean: Dirt, Grime, GreaseALT: Mr. Clean: Dirt, Grime, Grease 010
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sanitation is a relic from the 21st century. Since the invention of transporter technology, toilets are obsolete. 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Resistance is futile!static.klipy.comBoy Meets Girl ThrustingALT: Boy Meets Girl Thrusting 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Only when you finally stop cutting the pokerdecks with Uno cards! 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The snake meat is especially tender this time of the yearstatic.klipy.comFennec Fox Eats SnakeALT: Fennec Fox Eats Snake 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comSquirrel Spins Wildly on Bird FeederAlt: Squirrel Spins Wildly on Bird Feeder 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Proving once again that Melmak most certainly is to be found in Ferenghi space. 040
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, if you thumbs still work, and your eyes, and your mind... 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well there's Hippopotamus river bottom cask. But no one can afford that. Not since South Sudan got hit by the tariffs. 120
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Blood for the blood god!static.klipy.comKhorne 40kAlt: Chaos Marine doing a taunting dance. 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When in doubt: RAINBOW ALERT!static.klipy.comLGBT Rainbow Light Beam PersonALT: LGBT Rainbow Light Beam Person 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why is the flat earth circular anyway? It could be a triangle or a square! 010
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comNathan Fillion's 'Wait A Minute No' ReactionALT: Nathan Fillion's 'Wait A Minute No' Reaction 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only if the candy themed slot machines are free! 🍒😡🍬🤑 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Living death? Is that like if you gamble with your life and get a tilt cube, or what? 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🤓 Um, quadrant refers to a quarter of the milky way (where Star Trek takes place). If we don't assume a universe in the nutshell scenario, Star Wars should take place somewhere else. 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Found one:static.klipy.comAlf FingerAlt: Alf picking his nose. 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hatte gestern eine an der Hauswand, im blassgelb der Hauswand (aber leider nix zum Foto machen 😓) 010
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"We didn't start the fire, it was always burnin' since the world keeps turnin'!", Meg O'Neill American chief executive of the British Oil and Gas company replied (allegedly). 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Uhh sprouts, I'd rather play Russian roulette! 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kash Patel browsing XHamster for new prospects:static.klipy.comDaffy Duck ThinkingALT: Daffy Duck Thinking 1331
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He didn't want to die, Oscar wanted to swim! No one knew he couldn't! 130
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Die Argemtationsgrundlage für solche Polaritäten sind meistens Wahlumfragen, bei denen keine Überprüfbarkeit besteht. Es gibt viel verlässlichere Datensätze, wie z.B. Wahlergebnisse, die in eine ganz andere Richtung deuten: städtisch links, ländlich rechts! 010
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wenn man anderen Leuten ihren Schrott abnimmt wird man normalerweise dafür bezahlt! 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Stowaway, crewmember or specimen? As captain, you decide! 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Management never misses a session!static.klipy.comThe Rescuers Crocodile Playing PianoAlt: The Rescuers Crocodile Playing Piano 080
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The FDA is not investigating anymore doesn't mean it's legal. Not these days! 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thank you for your consideration, birdkind! I really don't know if humanity fuckin' deserves that. 000
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ein Deuterium-Tritium-Fusionskraftwerk. Die einzige Quelle für Tritium sind derzeit Kernreaktoren. So Ernst kann es mit dem Ausstieg aus der Atomenergie also doch nicht sein. Das soll keine Kritik sein, im Gegenteil. Es ist die Reintegration Deutschlands in dir europäische Energielandschaft. 001
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not in Bavaria they didn't!static.klipy.comRtl RtlplusALT: Rtl Rtlplus 020
Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comButt Prime But PrimeAlt: Butt Prime But Prime 100