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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 16h
Well you can get something that feels quite similar right across the street, or down there at the corner or you ask the bartender for the special Kolumbian brandy 😉
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 20h
The ones who talk the most about honor are most likely to have to compensate for a lack of it.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Das haben wir Putin doch vorgeschlagen!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What the hell did he do in a Russian oil refinery?
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Behold!
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Classic Game Boy Super Mario Land Gameplay
ALT: Classic Game Boy Super Mario Land Gameplay
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Es ist wohl eine Hommage an de Duchamp 🤔 das Ready Made in seiner Rückwirkung auf die Realität.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ofcourse there is:
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Mr. Clean: Dirt, Grime, Grease
ALT: Mr. Clean: Dirt, Grime, Grease
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sanitation is a relic from the 21st century. Since the invention of transporter technology, toilets are obsolete.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Resistance is futile!
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Boy Meets Girl Thrusting
ALT: Boy Meets Girl Thrusting
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only when you finally stop cutting the pokerdecks with Uno cards!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AM or FM?
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The snake meat is especially tender this time of the year
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Fennec Fox Eats Snake
ALT: Fennec Fox Eats Snake
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Squirrel Spins Wildly on Bird Feeder
Alt: Squirrel Spins Wildly on Bird Feeder
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Proving once again that Melmak most certainly is to be found in Ferenghi space.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But we called the horse Binky!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, if you thumbs still work, and your eyes, and your mind...
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well there's Hippopotamus river bottom cask. But no one can afford that. Not since South Sudan got hit by the tariffs.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blood for the blood god!
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Khorne 40k
Alt: Chaos Marine doing a taunting dance.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Und damit schließt sich der Greis!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When in doubt: RAINBOW ALERT!
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LGBT Rainbow Light Beam Person
ALT: LGBT Rainbow Light Beam Person
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is the flat earth circular anyway? It could be a triangle or a square!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Nathan Fillion's 'Wait A Minute No' Reaction
ALT: Nathan Fillion's 'Wait A Minute No' Reaction
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Discovered by Joshua Emmet Ground in 1703
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But McCoy, Spock is still partly human!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only if the candy themed slot machines are free! 🍒😡🍬🤑
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Living death? Is that like if you gamble with your life and get a tilt cube, or what?
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's Hank, the janitor.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤓 Um, quadrant refers to a quarter of the milky way (where Star Trek takes place). If we don't assume a universe in the nutshell scenario, Star Wars should take place somewhere else.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Found one:
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Alf Finger
Alt: Alf picking his nose.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hatte gestern eine an der Hauswand, im blassgelb der Hauswand (aber leider nix zum Foto machen 😓)
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"We didn't start the fire, it was always burnin' since the world keeps turnin'!", Meg O'Neill American chief executive of the British Oil and Gas company replied (allegedly).
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uhh sprouts, I'd rather play Russian roulette!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kash Patel browsing XHamster for new prospects:
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Daffy Duck Thinking
ALT: Daffy Duck Thinking
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Praktisch, so ein Baguette über Kopf!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He didn't want to die, Oscar wanted to swim! No one knew he couldn't!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it vegan?
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Die Argemtationsgrundlage für solche Polaritäten sind meistens Wahlumfragen, bei denen keine Überprüfbarkeit besteht. Es gibt viel verlässlichere Datensätze, wie z.B. Wahlergebnisse, die in eine ganz andere Richtung deuten: städtisch links, ländlich rechts!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wenn man anderen Leuten ihren Schrott abnimmt wird man normalerweise dafür bezahlt!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stowaway, crewmember or specimen? As captain, you decide!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The big lies of big geometry!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Management never misses a session!
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The Rescuers Crocodile Playing Piano
Alt: The Rescuers Crocodile Playing Piano
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't like sand.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The FDA is not investigating anymore doesn't mean it's legal. Not these days!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you for your consideration, birdkind! I really don't know if humanity fuckin' deserves that.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A lid for every knee?
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It turned aut weird, did I do it right?
Cover of the manifesto for the communist party in German.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ladys like the long face!
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ein Deuterium-Tritium-Fusionskraftwerk. Die einzige Quelle für Tritium sind derzeit Kernreaktoren. So Ernst kann es mit dem Ausstieg aus der Atomenergie also doch nicht sein. Das soll keine Kritik sein, im Gegenteil. Es ist die Reintegration Deutschlands in dir europäische Energielandschaft.
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not in Bavaria they didn't!
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Rtl Rtlplus
ALT: Rtl Rtlplus
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Sciurus vulgaris @kundibert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Butt Prime But Prime
Alt: Butt Prime But Prime
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