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Absolutely voted Dem up and down the ballot

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I dunno man apparently we're all white supremacists down here. I personally like pancakes AND waffles.

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I'm picturing the St. Crispin's Day speech via R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket mode

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yeah that makes more sense. I don't listen to country music so why would I've listened to that song?

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Totally agree Collins is so bad even my Baptist mother said she's voting for Ossoff. I think KLB will be lucky to win.

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think its fair to assume that any arm movement will result in another interception

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Have you ever thought about not fucking them then 🙂

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There was the Furman 2 point try when they were up by 1 vs. App State that was taken back by App State for the win.

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Yeah definitely hit a nerve with some folks

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I've blocked more of those folks than anyone else

The safe pick would be The Beatles. There's an electronic "band" (one guy) Meat Beat Manifesto that would be a good choice. His music is so different album to album it's almost like listening to different bands.

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Guess I'm voting for Mike Collins then

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Do you think he gets a new one each season?

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Anecdotal, but even my hard-core fundamentalist Baptist mother is voting for Ossoff.

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ah yes you're right. He dad was a real piece of work.

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's been a long time. She picked it up from her dad who was making comments as early as the mid 90s

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you're into heavy metal the band Mastodon made a concept album based on Moby Dick

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ted Williams batted .632 in September? Holy shit

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This album + Bob Ross = Dog terrified of storms sleeping through one. Drugs help too!

Cover of Enya's album Watermark. Black haired woman wearing a white dress surrounded by large watercolor painted flowers.

Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Clearly ignoring the instructions of the Trojan Horse Attendants

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

He must've never met his own parents

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yeah it's like he thinks he's announcing baseball. It's ok to be quiet and let the game breathe a bit

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Not when it makes money for them

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I feel like I'm watching a replay of a random match at Italia 90

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Is there an Iberian Peninsula trophy or championship belt? Feels like we're missing out if there isn't.

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

As primarily a fan of a different breathtakingly corrupt sport myself I feel a little bit like the James Franco noose meme watching people get a level of upset that quite frankly seems a little fake about the red card thing

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Sir Kumpference @kumpf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Watch out if he dresses like his mother